You wake up as an egg.What would you rather have your life sacrificed for?Option a: you become part of one of those gimmick TikTok Japanese/korean omelettes. You will be seasoned with a wide variety of weird salty sauces and with a bunch of sugar ofc, as this is Asia. A mediocre food vlogger that speaks in an influencer accent will eat you.Option b: you’re used on a soccer mom’s shitty chocolate chip cookie recipe in middle America. Mom’s gonna rage throw ice cubes into her tub after her cubs tell her they didn’t like the cookies.
If i woke up as an egg id just be glad that I got to experience coming out of a chicken pussy
You cannot wake up as an egg as eggs have no soul
>>22163037«But I did have breakfast this morning!»
>>22163025b) because in reality the kids won't complain about the cookies and my sacrifice will enliven and bring cheer to them
>>22163025>You wake up as an egg.Option a. rolling a d100 to check how many engagements i get.
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>>22163025I would rather be a white, midwestern mom's unseasoned deviled eggs.
>>22163025i wouldn't care either way.as long as it feeds somebody.
>>22163166Anyone have the "soibot my strength is waning" drawing of this
>>22163037i can wake up as an egg. this is a privelege afforded to me as a panentheist.
>>22163051based selfless egge
>>22163048Eggs are racist
>>22163223This is too dignified to be any of these options
>>22163025Neither. I want to be unceremoniously cracked into a massive, dirty frying pan of near-evaporating cooking oil and then served up on two slices of shitty white bread to the nearest Englishman....Either that or I want to be whipped at fastball speeds into the front window of a disgruntled pensioner by a bunch of unruly teenagers. I will accept no less.
>>22163048>What if 2+2 equaled 3But it doesn't equal 3. It's metaphysically impossible for that. Your question, while syntactically valid, carries no meaning.>Haha you just failed the breakfast test!
