one of the greatest discoveries of all time of mankind......you can make a meatball sandwich at home.
>>22163635This nigger just learned how to cook one of the easieat things you can cook lmao
>>22163635lol no shit dickhead
>>22163644Well everyone on 4chan have high paying careers and important lives and can't afford to waste their very limited free time cooking their own food.
>>22163693you're right, that's why this board is named /ck/ - Fast Food ONLY. op didn't buy this sandwich from a chinese-owned sub shop? OFF TOPIC THREAD
The point of a sandwich is convenience.That's why they conventionally use cold cuts.Meatball subs are already on thin ice for how messy they are. But having to cook them myself is beyond what I'm willing to tolerate. I'd rather eat it with a fork and spaghetti at that point.
i like the aesthetics of the straight bun and the round balls
my wife gets pickles on her meatball sub should i divorce her
>>22163635use wonderbread....thank me later....(or now, whatever)
>>22163729Meatball subs are best when you already have leftover meatballs. All you really have to do is melt the cheese. I don't really think they're messy either. Not any more messy than a cheesesteak or other hot sub anwyay.>>22163755>pickles on a meatball subNo, you should honor kill her.
>>22163752Based Faggot
>>22163788>I don't really think they're messy either. Hard disagree.You have to be really lenient on the sauce or they ruin the bread, and they're rarely "bite-sized", so they shift around a lot after you've taken a bite.Cheese steak is messy, but that's more an issue with the cheese than the steak.But I'll concede that if you've got left over meatballs for it, it's at least worth it.
>>22163813i'm in the same club, i dont understand why "the perfect meatball sammich" doesnt have meatball halves insteaddepends on the size of the mietbolz of course
>>22163729>make a bunch of meatballs, bake them, freeze themWa la, 5-10 min prep time, 20 min baking time, meat balls whenever you want.
>>22163752how would you even eat that without taking a shower afterward
>>22163878drink the pepsi first because it's the lowest tier thing there then take bites of the sandwich in between sips of the superior coca cola and then idk when the sandwich is all ate and the coke is all drank just..go to bed?
>>22163859Or I can just open a packet of deli meat in 10 seconds. Look man, you aren't going to sell me on the concept of cooking meatballs just to make a sandwich.I shouldn't need 10 fucking minutes to make a sandwich
>>22163635those meatballs are way too big, meatball subs need small meatballs
>>22163835Heehee the way you spelled meatballs is so cute and let me tell you I lulzed so hard heehee
lighten up
>>22163930Pretending to be autistic is no different than being autistic
>>22163919Eternal Boomer
>>22163635literately terrible, it just makes a mess. Better off doing a pasta
>>22163813That's fair, the sauce is often a problem when it soaks through the bread or paper wrapping. I like the larger meatballs actually but I can see how they can be unwieldy.>>22163835A lot of them do! I've had some excellent meatballs subs with halves. They don't slip around in the sauce as easily.
>>22163997making pasta will always be more messy than making a sandwich
>>22163984What a fucking non sequitur.
>>22164048What a worthless post
>>22163986You say that like boomers don't eat meatball sandwiches.I'll buy one. But if I'm going to make a sandwich, I'm going to make it as convenient as possible.
Meatballs are unweildly mother fuckers. Hell, there's even songs about how how ridiculous they are.
>>22163693I have a low paying career that swallows all my time.
>>22164042Yeah but if you're going to make a mess anyway it's best to do it right
Any good meatball recipe???
>>22164069genuinely curious how you make sandwiches in under 10 minutes anon. what do you put on them? feel like everything takes 15 minutes or more now even when making simple things.
>>22163635I already do.
I never understood the meatball sub, why not just make it a meatloaf slug type thing? There's a little bit more surface area with balls I guess but they fall out so easily. It's not the most user friendly of sandwiches.>>22163693> have a high paying job that's 100% wfh> cook all the time while on the clockfeelsgoodman.png
>>22164093Take two slices of bread. Spread some mayo on one slice, mustard on the otherAdd 4 slices of whatever deli meat.And one or two slices of cheese, depending how fat you feel. Maybe a handful of chips. Squeeze them together with the untarnished sides outwards.That's, like, 5 minutes tops. Which is the point of sandwich. It's supposed to be made with ingredients that are precooked, either ready made or well preserved.I'm baffled you're even asking when it's intentionally designed to be the easiest possible full course meal.
>>22164136i was asking what you put on your sandwich out of curiosity. my own sandwiches are less complex than what you described and it still seems to take longer than it should, just like everything. weird.
>>22164151See a therapist
>>22164156>see the rapistI only have to look in the mirror.
>>22164156mr. megan thee rapist, i've found that every time i make a meal it takes at least twenty minutes longer than it says it will. this anonymous guy screaming about retards and sandwiches on the fast food board of an anime porn website said i must be insane. what type of schizophrenia do i have?
>>22163729>Meatball subs are already on thin ice for how messy they are. But having to cook them myself is beyond what I'm willing to tolerate. I'd rather eat it with a fork and spaghetti at that point.Fair. But if I'm cooking meatballs my intent is set. It's for subs (rare to never) its for 'sghetti. I could picture myself craving a meatball sub which I would buy diff ingredients for over 'sghetti only if I'm feeding 4+ people meatball subs. It may happen, but I doubt it.
>>22164171Meatballs on top of meat sauce with your sketti seems a bit overkill, Anon. Unless you're saying you make sketti without a nice thick red meat sauce. You would never do something so repulsive, would you?
>make meatballs>use bread on the side so no soggificationa whole sandwich at a time seems like overkill
>>22164173I 100% would if I made balls for my 'sghetti.
>>22163641lmao
>>22163635based OP, Mc cooklets seething
>>22163635you can make sausage sandwiches at home too. mmmmm
>>22163635People need to stop trying to stuff meatballs into hoagie rolls and hot dog buns. Just use regular sliced bread in half sandwiches.
>>22164168>what type of schizophrenia do i have?I said therapist, not psychiatrist.Cause something in your life is not right if it take you 20 minutes to stack cold cuts and bread an inch high.
>>22163693>important lives
>>22163729>having to cook them myselfget a wife.cock her proper.problem solved.
>>22163878they drink coke and pepsi.they don't know what a shower is.
>>22164093>feel like everything takes 15 minutes or more
>>22164093ham sandwiches are just ham and mayo
>>22164168I diagnose slowpoke syndrome. I recommend ants in your pants and pep in your step.
>>22164483That sounds even more exhausting than making meatballs