Fuck yeah time for some motherfucking dumplings in motherfucking Chinatown
>>22164538Their hot sauce sucks though, too watery, so I brought my own
What would you do if I ran up and glomped ur dumps rn?
>>22164538what they put in thos dumplins
>>22164551Pork and chives
Dodgy benches
>>22164538I used to get mei fun from street vendors in chinatown, container about that size, always gave me the shits later on
>>22164539this nigga brought his own hot sauce
>>22164551gutter oil and cats
>>22164551deceased pets and gutter oil
>>22164539What's up with the homosexual plastic bag around the hot sauce? And didn't you forget your nitrile gloves and n95?
>>22164605I was carrying it in my bag and didn’t want to get hot sauce on the bag. The tip of these hot sauce bottles often gets some sauce smeared around it despite one’s best efforts. But good try connecting this to uh masculinity or whatever
>>22164538>>22164539these looked so good and you ruined them with your gay sauce. you should have dipped, not smothered. idiot
>>22164614>doesn't just wipe down the nozzle afterwards>cares about tiny little red stain on the inside of your bagNTA but pretty easy to connect to masculinity. you've clearly never caulked anything in your life.
Nothing is more masculine than a some nice thick caulk
>>22164621dipping is only useful for watery sauces that won't stay on long. the amount of sauce has nothing to do with application method.that said, if you're putting that much hot sauce on presumably already flavored food you're probably enjoying the texture more than anything else. could be weak hot sauce though, idk.>>22164624ha ha a penis joke i get it ha ha so funny good one anon
maybe you are all homosexuals
>>22164622And you've been cocked several times on Christopher Street. Funny, that.
>>22164538no chili oil sauce gweilo?
>>22164665It depends on what the place has. Some places have chili oil others have hot sauce some have fuck all
those look so good I'm jealous.
>>22164621>>22164626What's that soy sauce looking watery sauce that is NOT soy sauce but has complex flavor and tang? They serve it at my local dumpling house but when I asked they said it was a family recipe which I doubt
>>22164869probably some kind of vinegar, which goes well with dumplings like this
>>22164869it's primarily soy sauce
>>22164538what in retardation is that shit
>>22164869Ponzu?
>>22164869depends on the kind of dumplings but its probably either black vinegar and soy sauce or worcestershire and black vinegar
>>22164538You chose to order the one and only thing you can have in your freezer and pull out any time to enjoy just the same. You guys bottles of sauce to have with your meal when you get a take away. What is actually going on with you?
>>22164916Frozen is inferior to fresh and always has been. You are an idiot.
>>22164918If it is it's marginally and the margin is so small it doesn't make it worth going out for. And if the restaurant makes that much better quality it's usually a higher end restaurant. Imagine getting Peking duck from a packet, or any other menu item. It would be disgusting. You go out because to get Chinese because its way better than anything you can make at home. You are backwards
>>22164538>>22164539OP next time you're passing a Chinese grocer pop in and grab a bottle of this. It's one of those sauces that's perfect for a lof of Chinese food because it isn't sweet, it's salty and a little tangy but no sweetness at all, which makes it pefect for dumplings and stir fried dishes and noodles all which tend be sweet to begin with. It doesn't taste right when you try it on a spoon, but dump it into some lo mein/hokkien mee and it'll all make sense.
>>22164538Potstickers, NOT dumplings.
