Why is German cuisine so offensively bad? It seems to be just full of culinary crimes against humanity like raw pork meat on bread and fermented cabbage. It's so strange that some people in 2026 still don't eat good (i.e. American) food exclusively.
fermented cabbage is delicious though
>>22164723the smell of a dead cat combined with the taste of vinegar? That's surely not slop, hamburgers are the real slop because errr uhhhh this hack influencer said so! Or your illiterate Romanian grandma makes the BEST meatballs wrapped in sauekraut or sth! Also, pic related, also pickled. How do people live like this?
>>22164729vinegar is also good, yes.
Constant war shortage really fuck your shit up
>>22164732some people will defend anything just because they're used to it
>>22164657>Sophie Wilhelmine Scheibler, “Allgemeines deutsches Kochbuch” (1815): the Invention of the HamburgerNot only is it German. It's female.>hot dogClearly never has a proper grilled sausage before.Whatever, stick to your boiled shit.>offensively badEast Germany is still struggling to get away from communism, that much is true. West German cities are no better or worse than other big cities. They cater to Karens and lazy incels. The food is shit.The food along Germany's main rivers however, is phenomenal. Especially in wine regions (Mosel, Rhine, Danube, Main). Nobody thinks about American food, where on earth di you get that idea?
>>22164741mystery meat in vinegar...gooooood?
>>22164737and some people will dismiss everything because they still have the palate of a child.
I eat saurkraut nearly every day because I love it. I'm American and never had it growing up.
Americans wouldn't understand the concept of "comfort food" because they're too busy bragging about their 80 hour work weeks and 6 hour commutes.
>>22164784oh boy i'm so worn out after my 2 hour siesta and 23 afternoon smoke breaks what i really need is some comfort food right now to cheer me up
>>22164746>mystery meat in vinegar...gooooood?correct
>>22164657>raw pork meat on breadit's even better on its own
>>22164657Schweinshaxe is objective God tier.
>>22164657>still don't eat good (i.e. American)I get it This is a troll thread.
