I went to kfc for lunch because some marketer posted here about a buy one get one free deal but when I went inside the stupid cunt at the register said it was online only. I said so you know the promotion exists but instead of just letting me use it you're going to make me take my phone out and place my order there while I'm standing right in front of you and she just said online only like a fucking robot. so I go to the website to place my fucking order and it fucking wants me to sign up for a fucking account just to get the fucking deal, and after I go through with the humiliation ritual to get my damn free chicken it says it's "out of stock" even though I'm standing in the fucking store and can see chicken in the fucking warmer behind the counter. I told the bitch this was stupid as hell and went to chick fila instead.pic related is what I wish would happen to every stupid retard who ever had an idea of using a goddamn phone for anything but making calls.
>>22164953I'm with you, man. I use a flip phone.
>complaining globo is globoIt's never going to stop.
>>22164953your anger is justified but you went about it in the most retarded way possible
>Get on a bus>Get a bus ticket>Free McDonalds cheeseburger meal with this ticket>Go to McDonalds>Scan my bus ticket at the self-checkout kiosk>Go and wait for my meal>Right as the wagie is handing it to me he has a sour look on his face and says "Ummm you're supposed to fill out the survey to be entitled to this">Doesn't let go of the bag until he says this>Just look at him like "Jesus christ man, how sad is your fucking life that this is a highlight of your day">Take my food and leaveWageslaves are just sad little petty people anon, it's nothing personal.
>>22164953Damn, so you cucked up to the process and you still got rekt lmaoFuckin dumbass.
>>22164953skill issue
>>22164953the whole point of these offers is to get you to install an app so they can mine your phone for data and sell your information to advertisers and probably the government (the government cannot spy on you but they can buy mass troves of information from people who sell to ad suppliers; information that is anonymized with varying degrees of thoroughness but which an AI could easily correlate with actual identities.)i fully expect a point at which if you don't have a phone you can't do anything and the respond to this will be give everyone a phone and then that's the end of your private life in any meaningful way.late been asked to>install an app for clocking in to work>install an app to unlock my apartment door>install an app for paying rentin each case i have found an alternative, though the clocking in for work thing probably would not have an alternative, idk because i left that job after one day.
>>22164953We need you plugged in jabbed and snipped if you want your goyslop
>>22165063They will never be able to do this. They can't make us adopt their technology. Jobs are different, and I simply won't take one if they want me to have a smartphone. Hard enough finding work where you're not under video surveillance at all times. The future fucking sucks.
That's how online deals work. You give them your info, they collect statistics they keep for life, and then reward your fat ass with chicken.
>>22165075>They will never be able to do this. They can't make us adopt their technology.oh but they can, and they do. history is replete with examples.
