What foods will prevent me from getting colon cancer?I really don't want to die from a disease coming out of my ass.
>>22168304Nothing.One of the horrors of getting colon cancer is that they staple your asshole shut.
Fiber, the faggot above me is an idiot.
>>22168307Retard, fiber might reduce the risk of developing colon cancer, it will not prevent it.Its correlated effect is small and, in the face of a genetic predisposition, insignificant. If you don't want to suffer from colon cancer you're absolutely best chances are getting regularly checked and catching it as early as possible, thought this will only reduce your suffering, not prevent it.
>>22168304cyanide
Actually just not eating does that.
>>22168304do you really have anything worth living longer for?
Better than getting penis cancer from drinking xanthan gum
>>22168304Don't engage in anal sex or rimming. The rise in ass cancer is the result of HPV, not diet.
>>22168304I know one food that has been shown to reduce incidence of colorectal cancer: Nigella seedshttps://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10717210/
>>22168455Is okay if I do the ass fucking as opposed to being the ass fucked? Or do they both equally contribute to ass cancer?
>>22168485yes
>>22168455dont threaten me with a good time
>>22168484The only relation of Nigella seeds to cancer have been observed in in-vitro studies, even orange juice kills cancer cells in vitro.As for in-vivo, the only study that was related to cancer, was about the possible chemotherapy enhancing effects of a compound in Nigella seeds, and the results weren't still unpublished.
>>22168485you can still get hpv in your dick and get dick cancer from it too. there's an hpv vaccine but i know that word will cause some people to have a meltdown.
>>22168521The HPV vaccine only targets at most 4-8 strains out of ~200 strains of the virus...
>>22168304There is no prevention, only making lifestyle and health changes that promote overall personal well-being and statistically reduce all-cause mortality. Get screened for colon cancer at the level and interval recommended for your age group. Abstain from all ethanol and tobacco products. Perform daily acts of intense physical exertion, enough to get your heart rate into the "vigorous" zone defined for your age group. Eat three balanced meals each day and audit your diet: cook, cure, or ferment as much of your own foods as your time and budget allow. Get regular, recurring, consistent, and full nights of sleep for your age recommendation. Brush and floss your teeth daily. Get regular physical examinations from your general physician and regular dental examinations from your general dentist.Good luck and godspeed.
>>22168523Right, it targets the strains most likely to cause cancer. Duh.
>>22168523right, even a large reduction in risk is worthless if it's not a 100% reduction.
>>22168552>>22168540Oh, I wasn't saying it wasn't worth, just pointing out it doesn't cover every strain.
>>22168554I see. Yeah it's not really feasible to cover them all but you're probably 99% less likely to develop cancer from something that was already in the single digit percentage risk.
>>22168314Reduction is all you're gonna get with cancer, retard. Everything gives you cancer. The fucking sun gives you cancer. All you can do is make good choices and hope for the best.
>>22168304Just get one of those big ass long ass pipe brushes and shove it up your ass every once in a while.
>>22168304Avoid meat with preservatives, including anything that has that shitty celery or rosemary extract
Hate to let you know but we're all going to fucking die.
>>22168304Stay away from processed foods. Cook ingredienst from scratch yourself.
>>22168831would you rather die in your 60s while remaining in good health for most of that time or die in your 50s after having cancer and being in pain and unable to enjoy things for years before that?
>>22168943>unable to enjoy things for years before that?how much enjoyment are you getting out of life right now?
>>22168945more than i would be getting if i had cancer
don't drink, don't smoke. that's enough to push the risk to negligible.
>>22168304just eat meat and vegetables. no slop.
>>22168304You can avoid carcinogens and reduce the risk, but you might roll a critical failure and just get cancer.
>>22168638>Reduction is all you're gonna get with cancerthis may change in the near future
>>22169004https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c79gpv7v190o
>>22168314I have a better strategy, should I get colon cancer.
>>22168484I've been stuffing those up my butt for 25 years now
>>22169004inb4 this becomes the IRL T-Virus
>>22170420surely it must be full by now
>>22168455Everyone on ck is doomed
am i getting cancer from this? just opened a new tub and am starting to worry about VOCs and herbicides. it might not even be coffee for all i know
>>22168304Best thing you can do is get the HPV vaccine. That way, even if you're exposed to HPV, it won't infect you and give you cancer.Not all vaccines are bad. Hepatitis A/B and HPV have been thoroughly tested. Same with MMR, tetanus, and even the rabies vaccine.
>>22168484Man, I would love to eat Nigella. >>22168523The new version prevents/cures nine strains now, and just coincidentally those include all of the cancer-causing ones (because that's what they targeted on curing).
>>22168304
>>22168945Let me guess, you haven’t watched someone die from cancer yet
>>22171365Can't be worse than being stuck in a world with degenerate psychopaths and brain-dead cattle.
>>22168304Celery.
>>22171492I’ll take that as a no, otherwise you come across as a psychopath yourself.
>>22171570Wtf are you even trying to say, fuckhead? Are we going to compare sob stories like dick size?Go fuck yourself, you're a pathetic little ape that can't comprehend anything beyond physical pain and death.
>>22171304>even the rabies vaccine.considering the alternative i don't think i'd care if it was tested as long as it works
>>22171594Touched a nerve there, psycho?
>>22171600Ok dickhead, you win.
>>22168306what if I'm gay and I want to keep having anal sex as a bottom? can't they leave a few inches of my asshole for that
>>22171607No winning here, buddy, I’m sorry for responding rudely to your incredibly rude comments. Do you really want an explanation or were you just being an asshole?
>>22171610>incredibly rude comments.Oh I touched a nerve did I? Was the person you watched die of cancer a degenerate piece of shit? Maybe they deserved it? Maybe you deserve it?
>>22171619> t. Pic relWhy are you acting like a psycho degen but apparently tired of psychopaths and degenerates in the world? Maybe you’re just hungry
>>22171608don't google gays having sex with their colostomy hole
>>22171619You're just being a dramatic retard. Yeah a lot of things suck, you can acknowledge that while also acknowledging that dying of cancer is pretty awful. You're just making it into some retard competition for no reason.
>>22171651
>>22171661All I said was I'd rather die of cancer than go on living in this hell. That fuckhead took offense, which I presume is because he and those he "loves" are the problem.
>>22171676You sound like the degens and psychos you pretend to hate.
>>22171676Nah, dying of cancer is really slow and painful. Hearing someone in that state just moaning in pain all the time isn't something you'd actually find appealing. I'm sorry if things suck that much for you and I feel that way too a lot of the time but it just seemed like you were downplaying the suffering of people with cancer.
>>22171703>Hearing someone in that state just moaning in pain all the timeWell, maybe you don't hear it, but humanity is screaming in pain right now.
>>22171716and yet most of them don't want cancer
>>22171731Yet.
>>22171739i already said yet
>>22171716> t. 18yr old
>>22168304Lots of fibre (both types) and little to no processed food. Also exercise. I work in colorectal cancer and the amount of zoomers who have been diagnosed is insane from all the slop they eat.
>>22169006if it's about as effective i won't be holding my breath
>>22168455Only of you're a whore. If you're in a committed relationship in which no one cheats and none of you have HPV it's fine
>>22168304Goes without saying but if you're a man in their 30s get a colonoscopy EVERY FIVE YEARS the standard used to be don't worry until your 50s THAT STANDARD IS DONE more and more men are dying young of COLON CANCER so get your COLONOSCOPY
>>22168831proof??
>>22172660>from all the slop they eatand here i thought it was the rampant faggotry
>>22171651Ewww
>>22174344That actually doesn’t account for the rise, the gays have always been having butt sex. They’re still a small portion of the population
>>22174906>They’re still a small portion of the populationBecause the filthy faggots keep getting ass cancer, thankfully.
>>22174906It actually might account for the rise, zoomers have been "experimenting" and being "bi" a hell of a lot more than previous generations.
>>22168306hot
I just know something gay like this is gonna end up killing me.
Is there anything to worry about if I take it up the duff a few times a week but only ever from the same person?as for a food, you should be drinking green tea
>>22176538Anal inherently has some risks but not so much with cancer if the person doesn't have HPV and you're careful otherwise. And even if the person does have HPV the chance of it turning into cancer is still low. You can get vaccinated for it if you think you're at risk though.
>>22171492total lack of self awareness
>>22175834Only openly though, there’s tons of stories from old people who lived in the closet
>>22169004I read today that the colorectal trial failed. The vaccine looks like it works for other types of cancer, but not of the gut. (Those are really hard to target with all sorts of drugs and related, apparently. Very good at hiding from the immune system.)
>>22171492m8 the people dying of cancer are also stuck in that world.
>>22168304Biggest cause of colon cancer is smoking. I kid you not. Don't smoke.
