What is your personal go-to cure for a severe hangover? By severe I mean that if you have the energy to cook properly, then you're pretty much a southern belle having "da vapours" and are not actually hungover. An exception will be made if it's a meal that you've cooked so many times that you can make while sleepwalking (e.g. English breakfast, bacon eggs, etc). Please explain your reasoning so that we all may learn from each other and enjoy less sever hangovers. No illegal drugs because that's just cheating. God bless.My settings:Drink: Blue flavoured PoweradeReasoning: Electrolytes or some shit but I think mainly because it tastes like the blue Slush Puppies I had as a kid. Nostalgia bonus. Food:KFC Zinger Tower Burger (optional extra: 3 hot wings depending on hunger levels)Reasoning:Convenient and cheap enough so that your inner Jew doesn't berate you. "Fresh" enough by fast food standards. Good balance of protein and mixed carbs (chicken + potato patty + buns). Is spicy enough on a wypipo level to enliven you without being too caliente to send you stumbling to the WC. South Asians working there can be as automatic and less-than-human as you choose them to be. Alternate food:Brazilian coxinhasReasoning:Pretty much same as above, with the added bonus of a bubbly buxom Brazilian babe to brighten up your day. Main negative is that the place closes early, and sometimes the bubbly wholesomeness feels like a judgement on the partying you did before.
>>22172210Don't drink booze.
>>22172223Can you think of a better way to make other people more interesting?
>>22172210i don't drink to the point where i get hangovers but gatorade and some fast food probably does the trick just as well as anything else. i'd go with lemon-lime gatorade and a mcdouble or two. or something similar
>>22172210I have never been hangover and I used to always drink until I blacked out.
>>22172210>>22172293Same, electrolytes and salty food. I used to take acetaminophen until I finally saw that it’s really bad to combine that with alcohol
>>22172293>don't drink to the point where i get hangoversI appreciate your contribution but that statement discards your opinions . Electrolyees + salty food is a basic bitch kinda thing (slay queen though) but i's like saying water is wet. There's nuances to this, e.g. McDolans is an option of absolute last resort, and I'm not sure if it's physically any worse than other fast food or a kebab, but psychologistically eating it feels like I've given up on life. These are the kinds of personal approaches that need to be explored. >>22172304100% Slavic or Irish heritage?>>22172309>acetaminophen>paracetamolYeh I heard that aint too great for yer gut. Juice aint worth the squeeze
>>22172406>There's nuances to this,no there isn't
>>22172417Yeah nah.l If there weren't then all of my alcoholic friends would be happy to get McDonalds as a booze-mop instead of treating it like a horrifying Freddy Kruger-esque spectre of hangover food/food you get on your way back home. Drunk peeps still have standards if they have options.
>>22172210I've given up the poison because my withdraw hallucinations were driving me insane but recommend two of these and a glass of milk with two paracetamol
>>22172434Forgot pic
>>22172434>>22172436Nooo. No. No no. The McDonalds breakfast menu is the most soul-crushing fast-food menu in human existence. You go for that shit when you've lost all respect for yourself or you're just too drunk to care about eating well, which is pretty much the same thing.
>>22172443Well you can just fry up your own bacon sausage and egg sandwich
>>22172210Take it from a functional alcoholic: 95% of a hangover is dehydration. That's it.So to cure it, just prevent it. No matter how awful or uncomfortable it might sound or seem at the time, just force yourself to chug 2 liters of water before crashing. Congratulations. No hangover.
>>22172443mcdonalds breakfast is good actually, you sound like a fag
Yeah drink water and eat stodgy food alongside your alcohol
konterbier, the proper german way
actually eat food before getting into the pissplenty of water and electrolytes before bedsome palatable form of caffeine and hydration upon waking uppho or poutine depending on the severity/symptoms of the hangoverpossible napafternoon beer if still needed
>>22172229do other drugs then
>>22172210fry up some bacon and slap it between two slices of bread with some ketchupif you dont trust yourself to fry it without splashing bacon grease on your hog, sandwiching it between two paper towels on a plate and microwaving it is acceptable
>>22172210combo lo meingatoradenapin that order.
>>22172229it doesn't make people more interesting.it just makes you act like a normie.
>>22172304I don't get hangovers if I black out from diluted grain alcohol vodka like titos. Anything with sugar basically gives me ebola though.
>>22172455Lack of ELECTROLYTES. I always make sure to have a bunch of powerade before I go on a binge and boom no hangover.
Modafinil 100mgLarge Gatorade
>>22172210I usually can't eat much when hung over. I drink tea and water for most of the day until I stop throwing it up. Sometimes lemon water with a bit of salt, but when it's a day like this and I've been vomiting and having the shakes every few minutes that's even too much effort. In a few hours I'll be stable enough I won't immediately throw up alcohol and then that will finally take the edge off.
I'm not retarded enough to drink to the point of getting a hangover, but whenever I'm sick as hell I usually mix half lemonade and half pickle juice and sip on that throughout the day. In the case I don't have lemonade on hand I'll just drop some lemon slices in diluted pickle juice and stir some sugar in.
>>22172907>not retarded enough to drink to the point of getting a hangover, but whenever I'm sickso you're just retarded enough to equate 2 completely unequivocal things to each other?
they're pretty equivocal actually since you feel sick when you're hungover and hangover cures don't actually cure anything, they're just comfort food
Ginger ale with bitters.One microwaved egg on toastMcdouble
>>22172210what helps me is drinking a glass of water with a teaspoon of sodium bicarbonate (baking soda in the us i think) in it, immediately gets rid of heartburn
>>22172210Stupid drunks can't accept that the answer to hangovers is preventing them, which means drinking a shitton of water. Like drink a glass of water for every drink you have, all night long. But that looks gay and makes you piss like a firehose, so they don't do it and cope with how it totally doesn't work anyway.
>>22172223THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME
>>22172210Op! Você é brasiliero né?After a night of too many caparinhas in Pinheros, my brasiliera gf forced me to drink some tiny yellow bottle she bought at the pharmacy for a few reais the next morning. It was like 20ml and tasted like crap, but 30 minutes later I felt like a mormon.I forget what its called, but thats my cure whenever im in brasilPic related is the night and bar where I got the caparinha maracuja... I hate passionfruit now.
My hangover cure:Drink: more alcoholFood: ibuprofen
There is no cure. You severely poisoned almost every system of your body and now you must recover. It's just time, and the natural healing function allowed to be expressed. Of course you can po-posioning try and lesson the harms felt. But overall the structural damage to your body remains.Anyway for an absolutely BRUTAL hangover here's my remebedy:2mg of clonazelamAny food, especially salty and greasy Oxy or codeine or tramadol or anything for the pain And a hair of the dog. And no don't just a degenerate this means like a 5% drink with a bunch of fruit or vegetable juices -> anything to add back in nutrition to your body.But ultimately it's just time that will cure it. And of course we all know the long term results of repeatedly ingestig a toxic solvent. Whatever drugs and pills you have are just a bandaids of the temporary Harms of a hangovwr ,but of course the real issue is the structural harm a carcinogenic solvent is doing to your physical and mental health.
>>22172210>ResearchYou don't know what that word means A hangover is a combination of dehydration symptoms and acetaldehyde poisoning. The acetaldehyde is the first step of your liver processing ethanol.You can easily prevent dehydration symptoms with lots of water and electrolytesYou can't stop the acetaldehyde poisoning. At all. It's a requirement to get the ethanol out of your body. Nothing will get it over with faster.
>>22174261>I know what will help my liver process this acetaldehyde faster>CODEINEdumbass
Quit being a puss
>>22172455Wrong. You've pissed out all your electrolytes so that waters got nothing to osmosis and stay in your body. This just makes you piss the bed. You need food too. You actually don't even hardly need water you'll just wake up thirsty in the morning and chug a gallonActual seasoned alcoholic.
About six beers and couple of long drinks/ciders. To eat, whatever, usually a frozen pizza. Actually those hangover days can be quite comfy. I never have problems stopping it to the two days, but I am alcoholic.
>>22172925His thought process is wrong but actually his conclusion would 100% work
>>22173231>makes you piss like a firehoseSoooo, drinking all that water did nothing dipshit you just said you just piss it out
I don't get hangovers anymore, just full blown withdrawals which are way worse. I start drinking as soon as I wake up and maintain a functioning level through work sneaking a drink every half hour, then get blasted when I'm home.
>>22172891you sick fuck
>>22174261this is reasonablethere is no cure but time and sleep (ie prcoessing and pain reduction)
>>22172210want me to drop science on you? there is no food that cures hangover. your hangover is caused by the lack of NAD+ and a buildup of formaldehyde. wanna know the cure? after getting drunk and before going to bed, work out, jogging cycling fucking anything works. think of me when you wake up hungover next time
>>22177131greatnow i gotta fall all over the place working out drunkbreak a bunch of shit, likelywork up a sweatshowerand prolly get soberjust to go to bed
>>22172304>I have never been hangover and I used to always drink until I blacked out.Wow, you must be a massive lightweight then. Not really something to brag about brah
Alcoholic here. My go to hangover meal is a Jimmy Johns number 16 (turkey BLT) with hot peppers, a Coke, and BBQ chips. I usually don't drink plain soda but when I'm hungover I think I crave the sugar and carbonation or something.Really though the only thing that helps me get through hangovers is either more alcohol or more sleep.
>>22175033>you didn't put out the fire you just stopped it from burning
>>22172443It is garbage but you’re being a drama queen
