you know what? I'm tired of doing dishes
>>22172421You and every other subhuman muttoid animal on this board.
Yeah fuck the planet, who needs it anyway
>>22172425supporting local forestry jobs. Not like my choices will negate 2 billion Indians
>>22172421it's not really that bad, people are so over dramatic about it. just put some music on and do it. takes a few minutes
I'm tired of everything. Every.single.fucking.thing. This is it. The end of the line. Obliteration masquerading as a food and cooking board.
>>22172421You know what they say...Einmal Miele, immer Miele.
>>22172470can i have your stuff tho
>>22172421>he doesn't have a dishwasher that he pays with cock
>>22172421Oh Christ, no. I hate paper plates and plastic utensils.
>>22172491>whole cake down the drain
I use nothing but paper plates and plastic utensils EXCEPT for knives and chopsticks or if I have guests over or if it's steak
>>22172421get non plastic covered paper plates thenprotip if they're white and bleached they have it
>>22172421These aren't as bad as people think. You could probably use one for several days, maybe only 2-3/week.
Considering you’re doing a ton of other dishes anyway to cook for yourself, i dont feel bad when i serve myself alone on paper plates so i can have everything else cleaned and done when i sit down to eat, then just bin it afterCertain foods benefit from being foil wrapped to self steam before eating it, i often dont use a plate at all in that casePaper plates are even efficient when its a cheese-sauce based meal, so you dont have to scrub it off the plate and waste/ruin a scrubber pad (and you’re serving only yourself)
>>22172421You realize most stuff you eat, you can just rinse off the plate with water and let dry, and it's fine. this is assuming you're single and the only person using the plates. this is also assuming you do this soon after eating so stuff isn't hardening up or sitting on the plate for an extended period of time.
>>22172421When you put them in the garbage do you place them whole horizontally, whole vertically, or folded in half?
>>22172421You want to get better quality plate though. These days they make them out of sugar cane and cardboard for a firmer vessel.
>>22172421I got a countertop dishwasher for like $300 and it's the best $300 i've ever invested no joke
>>22173179it's where trash cakes belong
>>22174151surely a LGBTrash cake wouldn't have a white frosting
>>22172421Only paper plates?
>>22174386mmm alztimers
>>22172430>Not like my choices will negate 2 billion IndiansThat's actually a really good point, good point guy.
>>22174947You need to make better choices then
>>22174109Horizontally face down.
>>22174948Look I'm not that Chinese scientist who can depopulate India in 48 hours. There's nothing I can do about them
>>22174941Bad spelling is the first symptom of alzheimers
>>22174941>The theory originated in 1965 when researchers injected rabbit brains with extremely high doses of aluminumwhy are we like this
>>22174973we gots rabbits, we gots aluminum, and we're bored out of our minds
>>22174973Science has always been full of autists who lack humanityNot all autists, mind you, just those ones
>>22172423lighten up
>>22172421Same
>>22172470Yes
every dishwasher I've used is worthless. End up having to clean it 90% anyway
>>22174122You still gotta wash dishes before you put them in the dishwasher, or else they won't get clean. The dishwasher doesn't actually wash dishes.
>>22172421Based
>>22175712>>22175733is this like a humble brag to show off how poor you are?
>>22172449I'm tall and standing in one spot leaning forward for 5 minutes makes my back hurt for like 2 hours.
>>22175733the only people who believe have never used a dishwasher that wasn't bottom of the range.