>pizza crust needs to be filled to not be blandIs he right?
If the dough is shit. Yes
>>22173257Not reading all that. Looks like some libtard shit.
>>22173257i like pidzer crust
>>22173260That's funny, just looks like some millennial shit to me.
>>22173257Rap isn't music, its just profanity and shitty drumbeats
>>22173257this looks like one of those AI videos where the garlic is mad for no reason
>>22173257All 3 of them are right
>>22173257Libtard strawman's perfectly valid complaints about trash media being trash (or not to one's taste or just poorly made) and instead inserts them saying there is no true scotsman argument.
grow up dipshit
>>22173257>rubberyif your crust is rubbery you're having shit pizza and stuffed crust isn't saving it>frequently discardedare you 5?
how fat is the guy who drew this
>>22173257I'm also furious about him lumping together a masterpiece like stanley parable with the triple AAA slop like heavy rain and the last of us. One is creative while the other two are modern hollywood slop.
>>22173257Midwestern Webcomics where you call out casual racism, Animal Crossing haters and non-stuffed crust pizza all at once with an argument that is easily refuted.
>>22173370like 75% of the people I know discard pizza crusts regardless of the quality
>>22173257Who is the artist even trying to strawman here? Is there some outspoken anti-stuffed-crust crowd out there and I just happened to never encounter a single example of one?
>>22173493I've met one or two, but to call them ANTI-stuffed-crust is a stretch; they just don't like the extra cheese and think it's a little oily at the end. I think I understand, but pizza is already so greasy I don't notice a difference desu.
>>22173468the pizzeria you go to must be making terrible pizza
Rap music is full of references to Jesus. Probably more than Country music.
>>22173519Not to mention the mentions to people in love... I don't think anyone's ever accused rappers of not putting enough references to lovemaking.
>>22173528>promiscuity = loveStop the world I want off
>>22173530Cause Freebird is totally about being in Love. Even Diane sucks on chili dogs
>>22173257If your crust is bland and rubbery you suck at making pizza.
>>22173257Is that guy still bald?
>>22173257>western artew
>>22173260>>22173264
>>22173257Absolutely childish takes. Be an adult, learn to enjoy the crust as it's own thing, stop listening to jungle noises, and stop playing vidya.
>>22173606rain forest cafe went out of business years ago gramps
>>2217361115 Locations in North America thankyouverymuch
>>22173602lel
>>22173504it's not the pizzeria it's the people. Usually older lower class people and certain types of white middle class people it's just ingrained in them that the pizza crust isn't meant to be eaten.
>>22173611they literally didn't. a company closing a ton of locations isn't "going out of business" quiznos still exists as well.
>>22173264Zoomers are all libtards and only listen to rap so I don't get why you think you can flex being a zoomer Millennials still had non cuck culture and racism etc
>>22173260It is
>>22173257No, plus it adds about 600 calories to the pizza
>>22174167>extra caloriesDon't worry, you can easily counter that with a diet coke
>>22174106Millennial culture was made by xoomers, zoomer culture was made by millennials
>>22174106Generations are less important than cultures and personalities. Like this guy establishes himself as liking games where you walk around and talk to people, considers rap haters to be rural and religious considers non-stuffed crust pizza haters to be old and bland. He's the internet version of a Mall Punk in the late-80s or a tech couple from California who moves to Williamsburg and pretends to be a mid-00s Hipster while they program AI for Google.
You must be extremely proud of your comic because you've been posting it across multiple board for the entire summer.Am calling you a loser in case it flew over your head
>>22173260It's not. He uses two correct points about video games and [redacted by Moderator Ranjesh Kurpal] to make a joke about americans being obese
>>22173257I don't understand why preferring refined things, acknowledging that something is a little trashy, or caring about quality in any context makes people immediately ignore the argument and call you a gatekeeper or elitist. happens literally everywhereIs there some 5G tower line of code that makes people ontologically terrified of the idea of a cartoon strict music professor or art critic or something. because like really. >real music has chords and melodiesmaybe it's just an american thing man idk
>>22173493The tumblr artist doesn't interact with anyone offline, so the only strawmen they could think of were a music genre hyperbole and a fake food analogy.There's nothing there, don't think too hard about it.
>>22173264That's the exact same thing.
>>22173260I read all that and it was
extremely bald coded comic
If pizza crust needs to be filled to not be bland then you're having shit pizza. In fact pizza is about the bread, not the toppings. Start THERE. If it already shit at the dough level then fuck it, do whatever you want to your already shitty crust, stick hot dogs in there I don't care. But great pizza will have great bread.and won't need the gimmicks.
>>22174106Wtf are you smoking. Millennials are so pathetic they invented and are practically synonymous with the soyboy subculture.