Mushrooms were on sale. Half a pound for a buck. F*ck yeah mushroom time.
>tfw you paid $80 for four grams last weekfml
>>22173338mushrooms taste like dirt i never understood the hype I hate their taste and texture I'd rather eat a steak
>>22173338Nice
>>22173632de gustibus non disputandum est, nigga
Mushrooms are the bee's tits.You should sawtay them up with bacon and wistashiah or soy sauce or Maggi sauce
>>22173338Clean your fucking stove you nasty bitch
>>22173837not OP but I'm not seeing evidence of any nast.
>>22173845The pan and shitty slop that's in it is all the evidence I need
>>22173855this is the food & cooking board
>>22173855Pans get food on them when used. You'd know that if you ever cooked anything.
>>22173338>Mushrooms were on saleWhy would anyone be desperate enough to buy nearly expired mushrooms? Hope you get sick.
>>22173338i got a good size pack of bacon ends and pieces on sale for $2.50fuck youre non hallucinogenic mushrooms
>>22174011Things go on sale for reasons other than being almost expired, dipshit.
>>22173855>shitty slop that's in itNothing bad in that pan. Mushrooms, onions, peppers, cheese. Oh god the horror please McDonald's save him!
>>22173767This looks fucking great.
>>22173767>Mushrooms are the bee's tits.Bees don't have tits.
>>22175779they do though, and they are mushrooms
I found a bunch of Chantelle mushrooms and puffballs in my yard this year but I was too scared to eat them.
If you can buy it, it's on salethe words non-whites mean to say are "clearance" or "discounted" or "reduced" or "on special"
>>22177518OP never claimed they were bought on clearance. Perhaps the stated price is the normal price. Perhaps their local grocer was out of mushrooms before and the musbrooms are now on sale again. You are brown.
