The best hot sauce?
>>22173783crippling hot sauce made by that kid with cerebral palsy and is semi-instagram famous actually makes decent sauces
>>22173783>called "Texas Pete">made in North Carolina
>>22173793>look up "crippling hot sauce">its realkek.
Eh, homemade is where it's at.
Which way, brown man?
>>22173935damn I wanna try that Caribbean one I've had the basic one and it's good and the habanero one that's also really good but it's pretty hot
>>22173929lel I might buy a bottle just because he made me laugh
>>22173867Stolen valor
>>22173951Me too, there's a taco place near me that has all of them but I stopped going because they fucked up their birria. The beef is now 80% fat and gristle.
>>22173783Texas Pete sucksLiterally no heat whatsoever
>>22173933how do you make yours?
>>22173992Try this one
>>22173933I grew my own habaneros one year and I made my own hot sauce with carrots, onion, garlic, and habaneros. It tasted exactly like El Yucateco. I never grew habaneros again.
not the best but I'm partial towards crystal and secret aardvark
>>22174537>I'm partial toward the two worst hot sauces available
>>22174553>he doesn't like crystalhuman card revoked.
>>22174776Louisiana hot sauce as a whole is a terrible product. If I want spicy vinegar I'll use Tabasco and if I want hot sauce I'll use something with a flavor other than cayenne saltwater. I would only ever use Louisiana hot sauce if someone handed me a bowl of unsalted, unspiced rice and beans and only then if it were the only available option.
>>22174432i don't::cries::
>>22173935Green or brown. Red is too mild and black loses heat too quickly.
>>22174553I don't really care about your opinion. I have my preferences, as do you; also, >>22174798your mom is a terrible product
>>22173929>mild is called "just for the parking"Kek
>>22175336thanks for your non opinion I'll make sure to log your retardation to chatgpt
>>22175348>imagine inputting retardation into a deified retardneat
i make my own. but in a pinch, El Yucateco, or yellow bird. yellow bird makes a blue agave sriracha that is lights out for a major brand
>>22174537aardvark is disgusting. their habanero sauce is brown, and 5x saltier than it should be.
>>22175271>Red is too mildYour tongue is broken. Green is mild as shit. Red is spicy
Tabasco for breakfast, Tapatio for everything else unless it's Mexican and there's homemade salsa verde. For nuggies I use random dollar store buffalo sauce.
>>22173783It's just so damn versatile.
>>22173783>*loud SCRRRTCCHHing of velcro as a fanny pack is opened*
>>22176502THIS Super hot but actually flavorful
>>22173935Habanero & Chiltepin is the best one.Extremely flavorful with an utterly unique flavor. Has lemon juice in it.
>>22174522this is pretty good>>22173935>>22173951I've got the caribbean version in the fridge right now and it's not a ton different from regular, that said it's still great
>>22176424recipe?
>>22176473popeyes accidentally sent me some wings and packets of this sauce the other daypretty tasty
>>22173935I used to love this sauce until it like everything was turned to diluted slop. It tastes like slightly hot salt vinegar now.
>>22173783