>first time ever using an oven>burnt myselfShit fuckin hurts
don't touch the hot bits, it happens
>>22175362Keep some ice handy when you cook.
>>22175362dumbass.
>try hot sauce for the first time last week>mouth feels hot afterwardsAAAAAIIIIEEEE WHY DIDNT ANYONE FUCKING WARN ME
At least the food I made is good
>>22175362How old are you?
>first time using a fork>stab myself in the eyeFAKING FORUKU, U WIRR REGRAT THIS
oven mitts
>learn to walk for the first time>fall over FUAARKING GREVVITY
>>22175362*burned* myself.Sorry, don't know why I used the British spelling. I must be retarded today.
>>22175362How old are you
>>22175362You should have started with an easy bake oven first.
>>22175815OP would've lost a finger
>go to sleep>wake up a day olderEVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
>>22175362First time? If for some reason you don’t have good oven mitts a folded dry towel works for grabbing stuff (NOT A WET TOWEL)
>eight-hundredth time using an oven>first time using broiler setting>burnt my forearm
>>22175362Whaf did you learn?
>>22175362And that's why they call it of out hot eat the food
>>22176765Ahave while stroke posting that have did?
>Recipe says bake cake for 40 minutes at 180 degrees Celsius>Bake cake for 20 minutes at 360 degrees Celsius to save time>Its charred blackWhat the fuck. Must be Fahrenheit to Celsius conversion
>>2217678510 degree rule+10 K/°C = double reaction speedAlso if you actually did that the conentrted surface heat would burn it before it has time to reach the inside, heat transfer needs time
>>22175870it gets worse
>>22175362Answer the question how fucking old are you
Shit like this is what makes me want to start a YouTube channel to teach fuckers the basics. Schools getting rid of home economics was a disaster.
>>22175870Another day older and deeper in debt
>>22175362>>22175366>>22175378>>22175409>>22175411>>22175430>>22175667>>22175682We’re gonna make it, gang.
