>pull up to chinese restaurant>don't see any of the kitchen staff smoking outside the back door>immediately leave
>>22176879This but the exact opposite.
>>22176879>walk in>see price tags on everything except the fish tank>know this is the the place
>walk in>see 12-year old in back playing some gundam game you've never heard of>know this is the place
>>22176879I want to see Kate's bush, if you know what I mean.
Why do they squat while they smoke?
>>22177110stretches quads.
>>22177113No, there is some kind of weird cultural difference where Chinese cooks squat while they smoke behind the restaurant and Western cooks stand or sit on something while they smoke behind the restaurant. I don't know the reason for the difference but its interesting.
>>22176879Saw 1 of the Chinese restaurant guys out at the dumpsters feeding buzzards and my first thought was “he’s trying to lure 1 of them in and grab it isn’t he” it wasn’t my proudest moment
>>22177121i'm 100% western european and i used to squat when i used to smoke.
>>22177126you were correct.where do you think "house special" comes from.
>>22177127From where? Did your fellow cooks also squat to smoke? I believe squatting to smoke is an eastern European and Asian practice while standing to or sitting to smoke is a western European and western nation practice.
>>22177143new york.it's just natural to us.
>walk into Chinese restaurant>nobody behind the counter is asian>not even the owner at a private table or making the rounds schmoozingTime to leave.
>>22177107I dunno why zoomer guys get repulsed by a little bush. Grown women are supposed to have them.
>>22177143I live in Ohio and have done the former. Though usually I just sit on a curb.
>>22177169>I live in Ohiomy condolences
>>22176879she has an exquisite smugness about her
>>22177196she's high.
>>22177290wowzers. edgy.
>Pull up to chinese restrautant>Matriarchal 50+ Chinese woman general manager who is kind and soft spoken to you but is loud towards the staff>Grand children being the waiting staff>Place hasn't been updated in 10+ years>Smell of MSG in the air>Old man grandfather head chef>Father/Son/Grandson trio in the kitchenYou know its gonna be good
>>22177127You don't even capitalize "I," you definitely aren't European. NEXT!
>>22177107i hate to burst your bubble but that woman is actually british
>>22177126kek
>>22176879>>22177106>>22177301Why are you americans so in love with this "if the restaurant looks like it's violating hygiene and labor codes, the food must be good" meme? Is it part of your culture of worshipping minorities?
>>22177647its a shitty zoomer/tiktok/instagra/twitter meme
>>22177647>>22177651Older than the internet. There is some truth to it. It's a competitive market, and if your restaurant is shabby and your food is bad then you'll go out of business. There are also a lot of chain franchises here that have the money to open an amazing looking restaurant, but the food is crappy.There's a PF Chang's that opened here and it's super nice inside, but there's also a 60 year old restaurant called Hong Kong House that looks like it's falling apart but the food is 10x better and the prices are 50% lower.
>walk in>see the cream of sumyungai on today's specials>know this is the place
>>22177121Squatting is the natural posture for humans when you can't sit on the ground or a chair. Westoids don't do it because they're too fat and also use sitting toilet, causing them to lose the ability to squat.
>>22177196she was so incredibly cunt she deserves to be smug
>>22177106I saw this once and it was the tastiest chinese food ever.The place closed down but damn it was cool.
>>22176879>menu at chinese restraunt brags about not using msgthats a skip for me, dawg
>>22177647
>>22177647Because they're more liberal with the ingredients. Meanwhile corporate garbage like panda express is bland.
>>22177647it's a joke, you spazz
>pull up to place>go inside>find a packet of crisps in a cupboard>it's my own apartment>know this is the place
