What do you do when the menu has silly names?
>>22177279avoid the establishment.there is no other option.
>c-can I have a rooty tooty bacon booty please?
>>22177279Turn 360Im not going to say or trying to pronounce one of those menu loud to order and pay for it. Humiliation ritual
>>22177366if u turned 360 you would be walking in the same direction, retard
>>22177279Do a 180 and order something silly
>go to bar>drink called Liquor Hole on the menu>friends tell me get one>waitress asks what I want to drink>I'm already drunk and on drugs>try to order by saying Can I lick your hole? >everyone laughs except waitress >ask again earnestly for a Can I lick your hole>Waitress walks off>reported to management for harassment and being too drunk to serve>escorted out and told not to return
>>22177368Nope
The Dead Hooker Fried Fish sandwich is the only one that gave me a chuckle
I don't go to places like this to begin with. I find the practice obnoxious and I don't like to reward the behavior. If I'm there because I'm hanging out with people then I'll just order whatever food item and look down on the establishment.
>>22177472keep on noodlin
>>22177284kek
>>22177279Nothing, I don't eat out.
>>22177475Copy that.
>>22177279Ignore them and call them what they are>Three chicken tenders and a fish sandwich plaese
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