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I wuz finna get sum pizza tonight, and there is a new franchise that opened up recently I heard good things about. But after reading this review from Manpreet about how they fucked his pizza up so hard and the veg side no cotton cheese, I understandably bailed and just got some Dominos.
Tell me the times you were Manpreet. Let me know about how bad your takeout or delivery order got fucked up. We can all relate. In this thread, we are all Manpreet Kaur.
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I stopped considering delivery years ago when it became a pattern for american chains to employ from work-release programs, felons, and parolees.

Chinese are the only exception I can think of but I usually just get that by take out just because.

I don't have many takeout horror stories thankfully, though I have some stories I wish I didn't from actually dining in which is why I pretty much cut that out too.
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>>22178944
My brother and I got faded off the shits and decided to get some chinee food.
Food was not really tasty, pretty greasy but we were hungry.
The next day we both got just took turns back and forth spray shitting in the toilet.
Never went to that place again, I was there once before that and the food seemed mid but nothing as bad as the torture we went through
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>cotten cheese
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>>22178944
I mean, the pizza looks pretty good to me but we can't say his complaints aren't valid just because his english is a catastrophe
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>>22178944
Isnt even about the food, but this asian place I used to order at always sent the same delivery guy.
Fat old bald white guy, unhygienic and always wears these tight black deep v neck tshirts giving you full view of his grey hairy chest and that always ruined my appetite, so I just stopped ordering there
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I used to always get stir fry nuder from a local chinese place and the lady there would always ask if i wanted a fork or chopsticks and I would say I would like some chopsticks and she always just put a fork in the bag
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Kaur means "princess". It's a pseudonym Sikh women use to hide their real names. Sikh men use the name "Singh" to hide their real names.
Remember: Kaur and Singh = pseudonyms, something to hide.
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>>22178944
>wuz finna
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>>22179198
Why not shit at the same time?
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>>22179241
I have one toilet, it would have been an even less comfortable experience, had qe used that at the same time
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No horror stories but I hate when you get some muhammed doing drug deliveries and shit on the side and my food arrives cold. Not much you can say to the guy, especially when you order pizza with no tamper stickers. Just report them in app for unsafe shit.
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>>22178944
hehe spixy pizzeh
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>>22179256
They're just doing food deliveries for a competing app.
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>cotton cheese
I know this is just super duper ESL, but now I'm imagining cheese that's be pulled into super fine strands and bundled into nests 'like cotton' and I want to eat that. Alternative name: cheese floss.
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>Too spicy for Indians
How?
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Came across this gem last year
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>>22181047
Someone farted on his food and youre laughing
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>>22181047
>”Don't go here if you love your
family or value your self worth”
>2 out of 5 stars
Dustin’s holding that 1 star for something serious
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>>22181061
they may have been slow, retarded, chain smoked crack, fingerblasted themselves, and got his order wrong but he did not get food poisoning so its gotta be a 2 star
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>>22178944
chinese honey chicken dinner after a long day of moving apartments in the rain in the shitty city. It was spongey and vile and I just threw it out and went to bed
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>>22181061
>>22181468
I've seen instances online where 1 star reviews get hidden until approved by a moderator, where a 4 star review doesn't.
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>>22180030
>cotton cheese
It killed fitty men.
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>>22180024
No I’ve seen that a lot being a lazy fat cunt and this wasn’t it.



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