I was promised four meats
What is this nonsense
This pizza is not halal.
Please put this along with all the other frozen pizza and mac & cheese threads in the frozen pizza and mac & cheese general (/FPAMACG/)
>>22179257IMHO frozen pizza sausage is an automatic skip, it’s just these little bland chunks of ultra processed mystery meat whereas real pizza sausage is delicious
>>22179273it only belongs on breakfast pizza
>>22179259sorry you are unable to distinguish ground beef from sausage
>>22179257Anyone remember Papa John's "Five Sausage" pizza? Chorizo, mild pork sausage, smoked sausage, spicy Italian sausage, uh, and one more I forget.
>>22179259THEREARETHREEMEATS!
>>22179259I count at least 50 meats
>>22179257Isn't it only two different meats because it's only two different animals?
>>22179405it’s 3 actually
>>22179259Christ I forgot how sad frozen pizza is
>>22179310I think that was the sausage sensation. Every time I picked up the phone I would do my best impression of a flaming homosexual. It w was very boring in the pizza mines, we had to make our own fun
>>22179273>I don't want it like thatToss your pizza this way.Problem solved...
>>22179435>it’s 3 actuallyOh boy...Those are the Constituent Meats that are utilized via proprietary mixing methods TO DERIVE the 4 meats1. The Sausage2. The Canadian Bacon3. The Pepperoni4. The Beef
>>22179375
>>22179473this is getting way too confusing
>>22179306americans thinking sausage means only some of the stuff you put in a sausage to make a sausage is unsettling to me
>>22179692I'm not sure why. They have a very base level grasp of the language.
>>22179259>not rearranging your toppings so they're disturbed evenlyAmateur.
>>22179755>disturbed evenly>disturbedAbsolute window licker
>>22179449Tombstone frozen cheese pizza is pretty good, comparably. They use good cheese and it has that nice greasy yet crispy combo like you'd get from pizza places in the 90s. Never tried their meat ones and now probably wont. It doesnt look good.
>>22179755i'm evenly disturbed by your poor english
>>22179692>no addedd
>>22179257buy roundmeal next time
>>22180023AI spells things incorrectly, yes. You want a cookie or something?
>>22179491>me trying to figure out the pizza cooking instructions at 2am after drinking 12 beers
>>22179267Air is not halalThere are pig particles in it
>>22179257you're better off just getting one of the premade market pizzas if you're at Walmart or something and heat that up instead
>>22180032Personally I choose to believe americans simply don't know how to spell words correctly, they are very stupid that way
>>22180927spaghetti is easy to break is she retarded?
>>22180931Yes, she is an american
>>22180892No you arentThose pizzas fucking suck assA red baron is 100x better
>>22179449The nice cracker crust ones still taste 90% as good as chain pizza with some oregano and garlic.