Today I had an Italian sandwich with Sauerkraut in it. I'll call it The Schumacher.
I wonder how fucked up he looks like, it's been 13 years
>>22181228i don't get it is he a complete vegetable or drooling retard?
>>22181257>In December 2013, Schumacher suffered a traumatic brain injury in a skiing accident and was placed in an induced coma for six months. He received further rehabilitation in Lausanne before being relocated to receive private treatment at his home in September 2014; he has not appeared publicly since.>In November 2014, it was reported that he was "paralysed and in a wheelchair", and that he "cannot speak and has memory problems".[419]>In September 2016, Felix Damm, lawyer for Schumacher, told a German court that his client "cannot walk", in response to reports from December 2015 in German publication Die Bunte that he could walk again.[421] In July 2019, former Ferrari manager Jean Todt stated that Schumacher was making "good progress" but also "struggles to communicate".seems like both
>>22181262>perma-teen
I don't know why I get all emotional about his condition, I used to hate the guy back in the day. It somehow feels especially cruel for such a succesful and talented guy to end up like that when compared to some rsndom shmuck.
>janny deletes my absolutely hilarious knee-slapper your mom joke >doesn't delete shitty poop ass thread about sauerkraut jokeI see you.
>>22181357It's not a joke though, I really ate that sandwich.
>>22180988Maybe mutts really ARE le Bad…I can’t believe Reddit was right again..
>>22181262>>22181323In the late 2010s I still had hopes that he would simply pop onto the TopGear stage out of the blue.
