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A tin appears on the table.

It is unopened.

The label says:

SARDINES
NET WEIGHT: 120g

You turn the tin over.

There is no bottom.

The rabbit whispers:

“They're already inside.”

You open it.

Inside the tin is the ocean.

Not a miniature ocean.

The ocean.

Dark water moves beneath the lid. Something silver flashes far below.

Then another.

Then thousands.

A school of sardines turns simultaneously and looks upward.

The rabbit leans over the tin.

“Do you know why sardines swim together?”

You say no.

“Neither do they.”

The school turns again.

Perfectly synchronized.

Left.

Right.

Left.

Right.

The rabbit begins laughing.

“That's the beautiful part.”

One sardine swims upward.

It passes through the surface.

Then another.

Then another.

Soon the room is full of silver fish, swimming through the air like thoughts.

The rabbit catches one.

It whispers:

“A sardine is just a fish that forgot it was alone.”
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>>22181013
Why does this happen so often nowadays?
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>>22181013
>it's actually alumininininininininininininium
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getting a bit tired of putting pasta on muh deenz. what should i pair them with? i've heard people put them on crackers but it doesn't sound very appealing.
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>>22181013
>The label says:
>SARDINES
>i ignore it and go find actual food instead of cat snacks
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>>22181013
>silver
sardines are gold, not silver.
the rabbit is tricking you.
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Your meme is stale.
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>>22181112
Mashed with some mix ins should be good on crackers. I always just eat mine with rice and a sauce
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>>22181013
>The rabbit whispers:
>“They're already inside.”
And that's where they're staying.
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>rabbit
Only one way...
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>>22181013
Skinless and boneless?
That shit is for pussies
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>>22181112
>what should i pair them with?
Bread
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>>22181112
make a canned fish salad. throw your deenz, chovies, tuna, mackerel, trout, in a bowl and there you have it



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