What exactly would this pair well with?
>>22184603>An Official Pasta Sauce Sponsor of the NFL>AnCan't even afford exclusive pasta sauce sponsorship rights
>>22184603Man. How far Classico has fallen. I remember when that label had, well, class.
>>22184603>sportsballA low IQ.
>>22184689and yet you're here on a Thursday evening arguing with other retardshuh
>>22184691Which part of my post was an argument?
>>22184689>I'm smarter than you cause I don't like sportsI'm sure you consume only the finest Chinese cartoons and collect only the most artistically inspired Happy Meal Toys.
>>22184700Your stupid demeanor in general.
>>22184701Why are you projecting?
>>22184705So none of it. That's what you're trying to say. I accept your apology.
>closet kids getting awfully testy ITT when told their spandex fetish is dumb
>>22184708Your parents don't accept yours for not giving them grandchildren.
>>22184689>how it feels to say "sportsball", to wryly announce my sublime detachment from the carousel of sense-gratification that is these modern gladiator games - these fountains of blood from which the unwashed masses drink, and become drunk with animal lust, and mire themselves in the swamps of samsara forever.
>>22184706>>22184708So you think arguing with people over semantics makes you intellectually superior to people who enjoy sports because semantics are for smart people and blocking a Outside Linebacker coming at your QB on a 4-3 is for idiots? Yet Travis Kelce married Taylor Swift and you're probably not married.
>>22184715I already called you gay, bud. If you actually played sports, you might've been fast enough.
>>22184717It's not semantics. I pointed out that some dumb kid thinks anything that offends him is an argument. Dumb kid was blinded by rage at being insulted and started posting words without thinking (go figure). Taylor is his beard, kid. I'm sorry to be the one to tell you.
Now let's talk about all the skill that goes into turning left in NASCAR.
>>22184603>sportballCoors light mixed with red Kool-aid, margarine on Wonder bread, bbq potato chips, dollar store spaghetti, mild retardation and a fat wife.
>>22184732drivers burn something like 3000 calories per race so i think it takes more than you might think.
>>22184603What does football taste like?
>>22184754>i thinkClearly not.
>>22184761?
>>22184759Crayons.
>>22184759Your dad's leathery ball sack.
>>22184689This
>>22184603ITT: faggots. Also, bacon, generic spaghetti, and pic related.
>>22184603ENTER
>>22184759Pigskin
>Sunday sauceIt's called Sunday Gravy
>>22184689>picked last>now i claim to hate "sportsball" even though playing with my 40k figurines is gayer>plays with 40k>can't make 40k>millionaires that fuck hot chicks still playing "sportsball"your silly little protest is duly noted, fagtron 40k.
>>22184866go away wop
>>22184866
>>22184945If you weren't dumb, you wouldn't be mad and replying. :^)
>>22184963ditto
>>22184969>no uThat you, Jamal?
Yeah, that you.
>>22184970You got fucking rekt
>>22184628it was a different time.
>>22184746all of those things are based though
>>22184603spaghet or any pastagarlic breadtop it on a chicken parmmaybe make a pizza with itit's just a tomato and meat sauce, possibilities are endless with anything starchy and savory
>>22184603tagliatelle or pappardelle pasta
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