What's the most you've ever eaten in one meal/sitting? How did you feel after?
>>22185098I have this celebratory meal once a weekIt consists of a pan seared,marinated,butter basted ribeye at 320g,8 cloves of garlic,250g of asparagus (pan seared with garlic and butter),200-300g of french fries (curly) and 500g of sauteed oyster mushrooms with 1.5l of soda It makes me feel bloated,full of shit in the ass and makes me fart like king assripper jrIt is very yummy and I dont eat anything else for next 24hI would not recomend unless you do steroids cause then your heart is gonna explode either way
>>221850982 large pizzas (pepperoni & garlic sauce and a supreme w sweet capsicum sauce drizzle) 1 loaf garlic bread, small chicken bites w sweet n sour sauce and a 1.5L pepsi
>>22185098An entire five pound corned beef brisket in one sitting. I felt like the king that I am.
>>22185558Jesus christ euros are fat.
>>22185801https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/59/Obesity_Worldmap.svg
>>22185830I don't click on a link unless it's from a European website.
>>22185558
Half Cantonese roast duck with rice and crab-sweetcorn soup. Felt satisfied afterwards, full but not stuffed to the point of being nauseous
At an all-you-can-eat sushi place with friends, we were a larger group of around 10 or so, and we accidentally double-ordered fried gyoza, both of which came out in a group-sized portion. I'm talking a pile here. I ate about a whole portion myself because I didn't want us getting extra charged for it and it was fun to take up the mantle. That was years ago and we still give each other shit for the extra order.
home from college, in shape and could eat bigcheesecake factorywent with my mom sister and her friendgot the mac & cheese burger w/ fries, so did both the girlsate all mine, they only ate about half eachate the remainder of both their mealswe all got a big ass cheesecake slicethey all only ate a bit of each of theirseat my slice and basically 75% of 3 slices of cheesecake from themabout 20minutes into drive home thought my asshole was going to implode and explode at the same timegood timesi cant eat like that anymore, sad
>>22185098I dont know but I used to go to multiple drive thrus for and meal. McDonalds. Burger King, Taco Bell, Arby's All for one meal. I also used to order $60 of chinese food to eat in once sitting, and that was before the insane increase in food costs.
>>22185940That is certified fat fuck behavior.
>>22185903kek'd
>>22185943Its true, I was, am, and will be a fat fuck
>>22185919>I ate about a whole portion myself because I didn't want us getting extra charged for itthis doesnt make sense. you already bought the food. why would they charge you more if you dont eat it? they already received payment for the food. they were already paid for that food.
>>22185098I once ate a second spoonful of borscht.
>>22185959Presumably they paid a flat fee since it was all-you-can-eat, so any uneaten food is charged to reduce food waste/lost revenue.
>>22185959Ayce is usually already on a razor thin margin so they mitigate losses by charging you for things you don't finish. It's a pretty common practice. I know that's upsetting and you're gonna angrily reply like I made the policy, but that is the answer to your question
>>22185960NYET konspikuos konsumpten, komrad
>>22185558>8 cloves of garlic
>>22185098Multi cuts to spit the "food", what a waste.
>>22186095He's a competitive eater who's routinely eaten more than that live. You're a retard.
>>22186095You the guy fieri conspiracy dude?
>>22185098In my turbo bulk powershitting days, I once ate a 200 piece sashimi platter all by myself in 7 minutes. Felt fine and the look of horror on the sushi chefs was amusing. I am no longer allowed in that restaurant.
>>22186074Speaking of 8 cloves of garlic, that also reminds me of the time I ate 20 cloves of raw garlic alongside a whole can of spam covered in mayo and honey.
>>22186141that's a piece of sashimi every two seconds. i don't believe you.
>>22185098about 6,000 calories of pizza, brownies, and whole milk>How did you feel after?gluttonous and regretful
>>22186147I would grab several pieces and chew 3-4 times before swallowing them all down. I am not counting the time it took to swallow it, i used to stuff my mouth like a chipmunk when I ate.
>>22186154did you actually enjoy eating that way? lol
>>22186155Back then, sometimes. Eating was a form of escapism for me. It also didn't help that the only "diet advice" for the sport back then came from cunts who are now crippled, diabetic, both of those things, or dead before 40. Glad I stopped years ago and developed a healthier relationship with food.
>>22186141Good job, shit on those japs.
I ate like 40 crab legs at some casino buffet in Bay St. Louis, Mississippi to get my money's worth out of the buffet. I got the chinavirus a couple days later. It's possible I got it from bringing my niece and nephew to Chuck E. Cheese the day prior.
>>22185098I had the Meat Lovers Feast off this menu at a local restaurant a few years ago, maybe pre-covidIt was a birthday dinner and it was the only meal I ate that dayThe restaurant is closed now, and I've lost enough weight since then that I don't think I could replicate it now.I felt fine afterwards but my shit the next morning was like the drippings from a commercial deep-fryer.
A couple of years ago there was a week where I hadn't really been eating much because I worked nights and couldn't hit the grocery store for a while because my work shift ended at 3 am. On top of that, it was winter and I would to and from work at great distances, so by the time my work week was over, my body was starving for calories.When it was my day off, I did a big grocery trip. Once I got home, I ate about 9000 calories of frozen pizzas, blueberry pie, french vanilla ice cream, tortilla chips, hummus and 8 or 9 beers.
>2026>Not bulking through drinking
>>22185919God you sound faggotty. Do you guys call it >The One with the GyozaAnd laugh like seals
>>22186665>I live in a first world country but still have to walk to the grocery store and get my food like a caveman. I live in India and have never bought from a physical store once. The slave class delivers it. Westoids are pathetic.
>>22186836Living like a king in a shithole country isn't as good as living upper-class in a white country. I work with software developers in India. They take calls when they're going to or from the office, and everyone's honking their horn. You can't escape that.
>>22186074>8 clovesYou've got to pump those numbers up. Back in the 90s there used to be a restaurant in San Jose (Firebirds?) that offered a 24 clove garlic alfredo pasta. You sweat stickiness. It was amazing.
>>22186497>$30>for spaghetti
>>22188052Yeah I live in NZ and our prices are about 1.5-2x as much as US pricesTo use a more freedom-friendly metric, GTA VI is on sale for pre-order for about $120NZ
>>22188052And the fucking tofu meal too lol.
>>22186163Yeah all my friends I know who did shit like that are now getting knee and shoulder replacements in their 30s and 40s and they aren't even fit anymore. It's so easy to throw away your health in your teens and 20s when you feel invincible.One time I hurt my knee and didn't go to the doctor and now it's just a lifelong injury because I was a dumb ass kid and thought it would just magically get better and that your body would heal from anything back to perfect shape.
>>22185940I feel you, for a short period of time I’d stop by McDonald’s for a combo meal and the Dairy Queen for a blizzard >>22186145Why?
>>22186836India has a lot of people who are willing to work for literal pennies. We don't really have that in the West. Even immigrants aren't willing to live in hovels and get paid just enough to afford their next piece of bread
>>22188084>hurt my knee and didn't go to the doctor and now it's just a lifelong injury because I was a dumb ass kid and thought it would just magically get betterSame. Fell off a skateboard and fucked up my shoulder, dad wouldn't take me to the hospital because my mom (his angry ex wife) would've accused him of abusing me.She had already tried it like 3 times.
>>22188261Americans are pretty awful human beings.
>>22185098I feel like i remember seeing this guy shirtless on youtube 10 years ago and he was pretty hot. Mukbanging is gross as hell though.
>>22188512He was a body builder and competitive eater, not one of those attention whore mukbang shits.
>>22185098volumemaxxf atty
>>22188514>>22188533It's nice to get the /fit/ cuckolds in for the soporific effect, I can probably go back to bed now.
>>22186497So they can't print the pasta dish because it's changed every day but the "fish of the day" is listed?
>>22185098Like 15 White Castle sliders. Back in college my friends and I wanted to see how many we could eat so we bought like 4 crave cases.
>>22185098i ate a big mac in 2 bites out of anger if that counts
>>22188533Why would a body builder want to force down 2.5 pounds of leafy greens in one meal? Last thing I want is shitting myself while lifting.
29 white castlesI threw up. The fact I was 14% alcohol after leaving the tittybar at the time was probably not helpful.
>>22189627this dude brought food to a party and didn't get to eat any of it, and then he gets scolded all night for eating food other people brought, and then he gets scolded the next day too, what a pushover cuck
>>22188084I still lift for strength, I just don't eat like a competitive eater preparing for a contest on a daily basis anymore. The injuries you mention come from training like a negligent retard. My father tore his pec doing an iron cross with no warm up to show off to some girl way back in the 60s and didn't get it fixed either (despite the soviet puppet state he lived in had "free healthcare" to get it easily fixed). Since then he cannot raise his arm over his head. >>22188128Because it tasted good back then to my palate nulled by over-stimulation.
An entire supreme Pizza from Pizza Hut. I immediately threw up afterwards.
>>22185098Probably two big pizzas over an evening.I felt awful. I felt defeated.
>>22185558Everything in grams?? I don't understand the measurements except you're eating more mushrooms than beef somehow.
>>22190471>Everything in grams??it's good that way>you're eating more mushrooms than beef somehowi think maybe he means the weight of the mushrooms before they're sautéedand if not, that's fine too, because mushrooms are yummo
Went to an all you can eat spaghetti dinner at a church fundraiser. Had a slice of toast for breakfast and skipped lunch ended up eating 5 smaller bowls of ghetti. My mom took issue after bowl number 3, ate bowl 4 and felt full. At the end they said they had lots leftover so I took my 5th.Had to get my $20 worth
>>22188514ShoeNice has a bastard kid?
>>22189591Could be prepping for a competition
>>221850984 large pieces of lasagna. My friends just ate one and a half. I would have puked it out but it would have wasted perfect lasagna. So instead I just rolled around on the floor moaning while clutching my stomach.
Not the most I've eaten ever, but of recent memory it was when "the clamps" were away, that's what I call my wife and daughter - clamps and mini clamps. I randomly watched beard meats food whilst drinking. Got inspired. Ate two lobster cocktails, two 12oz ribeyes along with potatoes, bacon and onions that needs a separate large plate, an entire black forest gateaux and three magnum ice creams. Then finished off the bottle of whisky. And rolled around on the bed until I had the great idea of getting some cocaine as the clamps were away. The good old digestion powder. Then I got another half of whisky and a tower burger. I had two bites of that fucker and thought there was no chance. So I had it for breakfast about 5 hours later. Along with the remaining whisky.
Probably the first time I ever was at a seafood boil. I was basically in a trance eating everything and I'm a pretty skinny guy
I tried a bang-bang once and thought I was genuinely going to die. I have a healthy appreciation for the obese and what they do. Most people will hit absolute rock bottom and still never have a waist higher than 36 or a weight more than like 230 lbs. To go further beyond requires genuine dedication and effort, a kind of gluttony most people simply aren't capable of.
>>22190498This bitch is slow as fuck.
>>22190535>To go further beyond requires genuine dedication and effortNo, it just requires being retarded.
>>22190510Clamps didn’t get suspicious when you obliterated the toilet with a MOABM?
>>22189627I never share food with fat fucks for this reason (and because I'm a gymbro who also eat for 2)
>>22191208The seahag was away for a few days
