today's lunch is basically some stuff i had laying around as i don't have much to work with at the moment. Beef, mushrooms, some soup. it's pretty damn good for a quick and easy lunch
Then there's this experiment from last night. Started with mozzarella cheese on the pan.
Plus some shredded Parmesan. I read about this but it didn't work as well as I'd hoped.
I got it to flip but it was very delicate. Couldn't keep it round.
Tossed some pepps in the pan.
It then solidified off of the heat.
My go to 'pizza sauce' here had been neglected and was starting to grow some fuzz.
This says pizza sauce on it though. Should work.
And work it did. A little dab'll do ya.
Some mushroom in with the pepperoni.
And that's my "pizza".
This was a joke. I didn't cut it. I was able to pick it up and take bites. Sturdier than an actual slice of pizza.Next time I'll just make dough and wait. This was a fun experiment. A bit intense though. Very salty and greasy and kind of spicy. Probably won't do that again.
>>22186156i see what you did there
>>22186156god bless
>>22186300>started saying that to myself when i see some jank food irl>woman overhears me and says 'god bless you too' (i live in the deep south, unprompted convo just happens like that)>'y-yeah thank you. peace be with you!'>mfw im gonna turn into a fucking catholic again because of a /ck/ slopposter psychopuppeting me with memes
>>22186821 Turn into a catholic? Just because you say the words doesn't mean you have to believe the bullshit.
>>22186183Yeah it seems like it’d pack a flavor punch
>>22186843first you start saying yeet ironically, then you have it slip out without thinking
Looks good kinagroo
>>22186156>gore posting on a blue board
>>22187412he did it to mock my thread
Apple and mango
They sent me green leaf instead of romaine
Turkey and cream cheese lettuce cone
Maple sausage and eggs
Perfect flip. No casualties.
>>22187819christ you can't even cook sausages correctly
Is all this purposefully disgusting? Is this a continuous bait thread?
The shrimp is a little overcooked but the rich sauce saves it.
>>22186156Stop looking down on yourself, you're doing fine.
>>22188265
>>22187819breakfast sausage is disgusting
>>22188653You wouldn't eat a sausage biscuit with egg from mcdonalds even?
Got a bunch of fish sticks.
Caper lime tartar with dill relish
They like to stick when you have to flip them.Didn't come apart too badly though.
Appetizers are served.
>>22189617Homemade tartar sauce is the best
>>22189623Absolutely.
Bacon and red onion
kale
Butter and red onion
Assorted grape tomatoes
Shrimp
..and white wine
>>22189636>>22189637
I ate too many fish sticks so made myself a smaller plate
Dinner is served.Thanks for watching.
>>22187535No I didn't. I just wanted my thread to blend in so my main trolls wouldn't find it. I took inspiration from your thread. It's an homage. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
>>22189652>an homage>anESL retard.
>>22189659Only Euros would pronounce the H. The H is silent if you're an educated American like I clearly am. Thanks for posting.
>>22189664>AmericanLike he said, an ESL retard. Stick to your native Spanish, mutt. Stop Reddit spacing your posts as well, faggot.
>>22189643Hope she let's you cum inside after those dishes.
Meat is cooked and cut poorly, but otherwise no notes
>>22189659>>22189664>>22189667actual ESL here - "an homage" is correct, just like "an hour">Only Euros would pronounce the H. The H is silent if you're an educated American like I clearly am.europe has native speakers too, mr. "educated american"
>>22190001
18 oz. burger patty
Someone in another thread suggested these. Haven't tried them yet.
I also picked up these. I don't know why I buy large amounts of such things when I have fresh meat to eat.
yikes
>>22191001>>22191002Both are good. Even just microwaved. The chicken one started sharting cheese from either end when it got hot.
>>22190995It's a big guy
>>22191002>shopping at a warehouse store>I don't know why I buy large amounts ofWild
These are pretty good.
>>22191172Whoa he B I G!
>>22187818You used maple sausage as well? Great minds.
Better than expected.
>>22191402Nom. What did you deglaze those shrooms with?
>>22191405Soy and teriyaki sauce. Then mixed in chili oil.
>>22191394big yikes
Leg of lamb going in to roast.
The boiling first method works well for sausages as well as bacon.
>>22193441hey look an almost normal meal. you’re still a big fatty though
>>22189619Use parchment paper instead of foil and you will no longer have this problem.
New York
lmao what the fuck dude that’s horrendous
>>22193537Good call. I have some.
>>22194015>Miracle Blade Perfection Series
>>22194015this is legitimately disgusting, please tell me you didn’t eat this
Sticking together is what good matches do.
Paper plates can be reused as cutting boards.
Brown sugar and brown vinegar.
I thought I could get away with just cooking it in the pan but without covering it it won't get tender enough. So this gets topped with foil and baked 40 minutes.
>>22194266So you’re bad at cooking and didn’t understand how to do a basic thing?
>>22194277No. I understood that if I wanted to get it tender in that wide pan I'd have to keep adding water and stirring while standing there for an hour. The fact that I'm good at cooking means I knew a way around the problem. Aside from getting a lid for that huge skillet. Thanks for constantly looking out for me.
>>22194285>cook thing wrong on purpose>i am very smartlmao
spicy lamby nipple chops with minty pickled sour sauce
>>22194014>>22194015
wow you really suck at this
>>22187812why put poop on the meat?
please tell me you all use butter and not seed oils for frying
>>22197422What frying?
Taco truck night
Cheese and jalapeno crusted burrito
I feel sick already
>>22197953stop looking in the mirror
>>22197482frying oil
>>22197988Hey, anon. A retarded fourth grader called. He wants his witty retort back.
