I don’t know how to link to the old thread
>>22186437The heat of the wok spins the egg
>>22186437WHEEEEE!Good old Leidenfrost
>>22186525
>>22186525>Paper cup>Single claw armJesus Christ. Pure design failure. Either you have to give a firm sturdy cup designed for the claw with like a protrusion to sit in it OR you need a human hand like tool, with its multiple holding fingers and soft surface that can grip onto the paper.
>>22186525god damn set an offset of about .5 inches before pouring
>>22186543who's that?
>>22186583obamna
>>22186583Black Hussein Osama
>>22186586>>22186589oh shit did we ever catch him?
>>22186525>anon_plays_Opus_Magnun.webm
>>22186437>I don’t know how to link to the old threadHow is it even possible to be this retarded? Neck yourself, you're wasting oxygen.
>>22186525Looks like the guy actually paid for that. No refunds I'm guessing.Maybe it was just a test run. I'd hate to think those are out there right now "doing" a barista's job.
>>22186525It's the robotic philosophy major!
>>22186591We had him for eight glorious years, but he "got away".
>>22186901Is it an optical illusion or are the guys hands two different colors? Like his right hand looks like he got amputated and replaced by a black guys hand.
>>22186910That same $1.50 could afford a high quality condom.
>>22186923Might be a lighting trick since they want the focus on Angela
>>22186873Won't be long until the only baristas you'll find are women of questionable age wearing nothing but paint and their parent's disappointment who make drinks even worse than the robot and charge twice as much because you can see their assholes in the mirror.
>>22186873To be fair, if I was rich i too would repeatedly pay 5,90$ to see a 5000$ robot barista fuck itself up and become a mouldy mess with permanent sour milk smell just because a bean counter thought "why not use a paper cup?" against the insistance of an industrial robotics engineer>>22187021>Won't be long until the only baristas you'll find are women of questionable age wearing nothing but paint and their parent's disappointment who make drinks even worse than the robot and charge twice as much because you can see their assholes in the mirror.Stop, i can only get so erect
this thread is kinda sad, nothing beats the KING after all those years
>>22187021>women of questionable age60?
>>22186873It's just the novelty factor.They are not out there "doing a barista's job". They are much slower and clumsier.Youd on't pay for the coffee, you pay for the experience of watching a robot make your beverage.
>>22186525Companies will push for full automation simply because you can't demand your money back when the machine fucks up
>>22187021IDK man, since breasaurants have failed I don't think they'll try an assholeaurant
>>22186481Damn I want to give Shereen many many pies
>>22187101Considering she can bake her own I guess she'd be way more critical of them.
>>22186923>>22186927Definitely a trick of the lighting. Has nothing to do with how she appears to bite off a fingernail at the start, nor with how her ring keeps phasing through her flesh.
>>22187286>not fried rice>no ketchup message >no daki wife at the table to share it withnon-weebs shouldnt be allowed to cook omurice
>>22187288>no ketchup messageLike what? "Send Help!"?
>>22187288It was a training omelette.You have to master the omelette before being allowed to make the full omurice dish.
>>22187353>>22187286>>22187285I remember you. Guessing that's the pot you were looking for. Got it from Prato?
>>22186911How fat are they now?
>>22186876>eight glorious yearsImagine making "hope" and "yes we can" your platform and then you spend 8 years serving the status quo establishment and pouring billions in the pockets of failing bank directors. Obama laid the direct foundation for the way things are in politics today by destroying the last faith anyone had in political solutions
>>22187304yes
>>22187361Yeah, got it from the Japs. They replied and sent me the thing, it came by my house door in 2 days from Osaka.It’s a nice pot, I love it and the manufacturer is happy to talk with me and hear my impressions because I’m the first private customer in Europe who buys their Donabe, they’re kind.I’d also like to get a Kamado San to pair with it, in the future.
>>22186901>>22186902>>22186903>>22186904>>22186911>>22186912These are just boring, off-topic, whore spam.
>>22186525So close.
>>22187681>>>r9k is that way incel
>>22187674Absolutely Based
>>22187743Is that Leatherface's Girlfriend?
>>22187743Absolutely correct. But you don't need to sign your posts here
>>22187747Thanks, for some reason I’m more happy to see the japs happy that someone living in the other side of the world appreciates their product, they must feel accomplished with their work and this makes the rice made with that Donabe even more special.
>>22186583Smack Yo Mama
>>22186917Imagine pretending to be autistic…
>>22186914Because nothing says "I love you" like cold fast food.Yes, I am just lonely and bitter
>>22187964what's her name?
>>22187969dairy ohno
>>22186437
>>22187969Lenexwants
>>22186919this is something I would eat right now as a quick meal
>>22186906Gross ... And I bet that retarded virgin looking fuck has never even seen a vagina
>>22186437>>>/wsg/6227766
>>22188059gross
>>22186874Words hurt
I hate this thread I miss the old webm threads with Ja/ck/ and the surly king of the eggfort.
>>22188246you know you can post webms right
>>22188249Imagine getting 3rd degree burns because you wanted likes on social media.
>>22186437Yolk should be orange and you don't use high temps to cook eggs.
>>22186481Why are thy all doing the salt thing, man? I DON'T GET IT!
>>22188255I wasn't going to give him a like, but then I saw the 3rd degree burns.
>>22186901>a whore too slutty> puts a whoremonger in the corner, arms crossed showing he's a bit intimidated by the turbo whore cunt
>>22186908>smothered squirrelThe name is because they kill it by drowning it in water, I hate squirrels too but that seems unnecessarily cruel.
>>22188293I'd ask that you never reproduce but luckily, I don't have to because there's not a chance of that, anyway.
>>22188296Weird reply.
>>22188300Gay reply
>>22186917I know this type of Asian girls intimately. They're obviously not autistic but slightly shy and poorly socialized, which makes them basically pariahs in collectivist asian societiesIn individualistic western societies though they find much more acceptance although it's more "what an odd creature..." than "what a great and unique person, we must be friends with her"The "friendships" are skin deep. The friendships may feel strong because of shared shenenigans and drama but it's not actually great friendship at all
>>22187964The watermark stays on the zoom-in, meaning he did the zoom himself.He's acting like a fag deliberately for views. I hate him even more for that.
>>22186437Leidenfrost egg is crazy
>>22187021>>22187099Drive- up bikini coffee shacks were extremely popular in Washington state in the 00's. Think of something like the size of a gardening shed with one or two scantily clad baristas that customers could chat up and ogle while waiting for their order. Most places located on unincorporated county property or cities with weak zoning laws. Frequently staffed by basically strippers who wanted to earn money in daytime hours, they were nuisances often cited or busted for chicks flashing for extra tips or dealing drugs. Wouldn't be surprised at all if not fronts for prostitution, but the region also had plenty of "massage" parlors.
>>22186919'member when /ck/ was all about them 'deenz?
>>22188457That sounds kinoBetter than assholes
>>22188288It gets people to commentIt’s kinda fun too though
>>22186917>Asian girl goes to school overseas>becomes a whoreSad! Many such cases!
>>22187985Saved..thanks.Is that Ghee that he's using?
>>22187985Nevermind my >>22188641, it appears to be Mustard Oil.
>>22188287>Yolk should be orangeirrelevant>and you don't use high temps to cook eggs.I do
>>22188246fuck jack, the egg can stay though
>>22186904i wish i was a jav porn star with a gyaru trad waifu who cooked for me
>>22186525I'm tired of acting like the coffee is the only reason we deal with this shit. I'm tired of everything being crap. I'm tired of everything being some fucking competition for ultimate efficiency I will take a dumb, cute mid-20s hipster barista (that I have no chance with but I still stare at) over some robot delivering me a 10/10 latte.
>>22189523you're mad about something that isnt even happening
>>22189523Especially when he gives you a little wink
>>22189523you can still pay for that but thankfully it will cost 10x more
>>22187075>take a picture>chargeback with credit card company>full refund issued>merchant has to pay $100 in chargeback feesthey push for this crap because futurism has always been a great marketing gimmick
>>22189584I just got a naluri last month. Never bought into the Nipple Knees knife meme but this was on a pricing error on Amazon for a single penny so I thought "why the hell not? If it doesn't come because they catch the error, nothing lost!" And it came and it's amazing.
>>22189926>naluriNakiri, lmao
>>22187021>Won't be long until the only baristas you'll find are women of questionable age wearing nothing but paint and their parent's disappointment who make drinks even worse than the robot and charge twice as much because you can see their assholes in the mirror.Actually they did that in Japan once upon a time. But with actual costumes. I bet there are some floating around today, but they must be in the cracks and alleyways.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No-pan_kissa
>>22187674>>22187286What kind of rice are you using? Brand?
>>22190037I really don’t understand wanting to look at genitals while eating. Boobs and buttcheeks are great, but vag and asshole? wtf
>>22190094Clearly you don't own an airfryer
>>22190679Do you think he ever looks at his old videos and reminiscences about being able to use both his hands?
>>22190699I don't think so. He didn't even try much to rehab it when he lost the use of it.
>>22190045The one in the donabe video is Fukkurinko from Hokkaido, the one in the omurice video is Apollo, an Italian Long B grain rice similar to basmati minus the indian/paki poisons and heavy metals. Salvia is the brand selling Apollo, Hakodate Rice Co. LTD is the one producing the Fukkurinko.
>>22190718>cuor codelmao
>>22190714What happened, wanking accident?
>>22188642mustard oil causes cancer so I don't recommend replicating that part of the recipe. I'm pretty sure you can't even buy it in the US unless it's labeled as "not for human consumption"
>>22190917he had a bunch of strokes from eating garbage for 50 years and then he immediately gave up on physical therapy then though he was showing improvements with his arm. he believes he's a good cook and everything he does is genuine and without irony. he's /ck/'s version of chris chan and he was a meme even before he started having strokes.
>>22190929It causes heart damage, not cancer. Literally the same thing that kept canola oil off the shelves until they bred plants with low erucic acidWould try, sounds yummy
>>22190938Does that mean mustard causes heart damage?
>>22190945Dose makes the poison so probably not? Not as concentrated probably?
>>22190958I looked it up and you'd have to eat about 1/2 cup of mustard seed or a whole pound of mustard condiment to just get one tablespoon of fat. So yeah you're unlikely to ever consume enough to cause any issues that way.
>>22190963Haha niceIf i want to kms slowly and tastefully I’ll consider this method
>>22191013
>>22190929Incorrect. ShopRite used to have an own brand of Indian mustard pickles which are packed in 100% mustard oil. When I noticed that they were being out in clearance chain wide, I bought as many as I could since my wife and I use the various types in cooking. She tells neighbours who ask her why their Indian cooking doesn't taste like restaurant food and she says it's the lack of pickle and neem and she's right.
>>22191013>Wake up babe, my stroked out dad made us 9000 calorie stroke inducing shakes
>>22191013This is horrifying. I cannot imagine knowing this man personally and accepting any food he gave me. If Ja/ck/ offered me food I'd call the cops and notify my attorney.
>>22188255Imagine being a nigger.
>>22188288the salt thing is a pretty classic way that most chefs will use to evenly salt/season something. The same thing happened with wine pouring, where pouring from a bit higher into the glass was a good way to quickly aerate wine. Because it's something inherently showy, everyone just assumes it's for presentation, then adopts it mindlessly, like this stupid fucking whore snowing her fucking flour.
>>22186481How tf do I do this when I'm in a cloud of bees?
Yummers theme cake
Made this for lunch.
Humble requesting Jack and the corndog.
>>22192133She's cute but she's already balding...it's over for zoomers.
>>22192139She's not balding. Don't you EVER say that about her again or we're going to have a serious problem bro.
>>22192139She's an alpaca
>>22192139The thin hair is cute and goes with the mouseears, but I wouldn't want it to get worse.
>>22192147BasedI miss Cicis
>>22191013>>22191044they better feign enjoyment lest jack choke them like he did his son
>>22191013>>22191044She could be kinda cute if she washed her hair once in a while. She looks as greasy as Jack's cooking.
>>22192133Here you go!
>>22192201Aren't breadfish critically endangered?MONSTER!1
>>22192148rip nona marie
>>22191013which son is the one he choked?
>>22192520Not the one in that webm.
>>22192525kek
>>22192499she died?
>>22192533probably that vid is pretty old
>>22190718Late reply but thanks that's for that. I thought you were using short grain.
>>22192148
>>22192133we need more /ck/ cuties
>>22192884I mean honestly I'd try it, the worms look cleanly prepared and the end dish looks appetizing and not gross at all. I'd be concerned about how they were raised seeing as soil in some areas contains a lot of pollutants but I would try it.
>>22192739The Japanese rice is short grain, the omurice rice is that long grain one.
>>22192689but how does he get out?
>>22188637I wish i had thick arms like that and i was muscular
>>22192133I wish i had a cute young employee whom i could exploit to make them market my business
>>22192201that's a cool video trick but how do you eat and present it in a normal situation?
>>22190679imagine the smell
>>22193093Drink hella beer and wrestle gators
>>22192410Thanks, man.
>>22192520I think that son was named Garret or something like that and he has a somewhat successful business either selling weed or clothes with the word weed on them.Don't remember if he's Jack's son or stepson either.>>22192955Ask and receive.
>>22193215Where is her hair net?
>>22193222:^)
>>22186583John Lennon
>>22186583Obarman
>>22188534What cave did they pull this smug asshole from? He's never seen anyone cook with onions and garlic together?
>>22190699Jack lives in the moment. The brain damage doesn't leave him anything else.
>>22193136I think if you filled it like a sub and sliced it the other way it would be really unique.
>>22187985I was looking for this one about a month ago, thanks m8
>>22193215the blonde is cuter
>>22193301its a joke, the guy is a jokesterhes the british carbonara guy
>>22186525Too gimmicky for my autism even if it did work.I demand a purpose built coffee robot.
>>22186583Darrude sandstorm
>>22192020you wrapped rice in seaweed?daring today aren't we
>>22193462I cooked the perfect Donabe rice with crab holes on the surface.
>>22187743Unironically would
>>22192133I sometimes order the sandwich and macaroni, but slopping them together is madness.
>>22192955
>>22193623She deboned that fish like a complete retard, look at how she raped these fillets ffs
>>22190934Hey at least Jack has not raped, yet.
>>22193623>>22193623Is that the Savory Girls chick?
>>22193637You've never actually cooked sea bass, have you? Not exactly easy to fillet once cooked.Or if you have cooked it yourself, tell me how you do it without it flaking like every other person's cooked sea bass on earth
>>22193623Είδα τη Sasha Grey να μαγειρεύει λαβράκι στη λαδόκολλα, μπορώ να πεθάνω ήσυχος τώρα, ο πλανήτης γιατρεύεται.
>>22193647
>>22193662Divide the two halves, remove the central bone, separate the two fillets and remove the bones from there.At this point you cleaned 90% of the fish, then some minor bones are between the fillets and they’re easy to remove with the fork.That retarded bitch used a chef knife…
>>22193665Or you can watch a video on youtube, it's an easy job unless you're american.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BotbruYB8uA
>>22193665>That retarded bitch used a chef knifeOh shit, I didn't even notice. Also, I honestly thought that it was impossible since I've never seen it done with a cooked fish. I'm still not 100% convinced but you've at least got me looking into it. I can filet a raw fish no problems but cooked is always such a hassle that when I roast fish, I generally do one per person. Bluefish is my favourite but all roast fish is good
>>22193668Not American. Embarrassingly, I'm from coastal Italy. Looks like you're from Italy, too. That you, Donabe-kun?
>>22193673>>22193668Watched the video. Yeah, that's exactly how I do it. See? Not two filets. At least four pieces per fish. That's what I'm talking about. It flakes.
>>22193673Si, sono io. Impara a pulire orata e branzino però, che adesso è stagione e si trovano belle.Protip: se le prendi alla pescheria del supermercato prendi le Cromaris, invece quelle pescate sono divine quelle che arrivano dal golfo di sardegna.
>>22193677This is not flaked, it looks pre chewed, like minced beef. All of this because she used a giant knife.
>>22188288When using finishing salt that's meant to sit on the surface of food right before you eat it, this distributes salt more evenly and in a more "natural pattern" for lack of a better term. When sprinkled too low you get clumps/uneven distribution of salt. In this specific case it's just to grab no-cook simpletons attention because it looks fancy.
>>22186481damn I would like to have sex with this woman, if you understand my meaning
>>22186525>how dis make u feel, meatbag
>>22193697You want to put your pie in her oven?
>>22186441Superior Nappolinese pizza dough folded one thousand times
>>22186583Idi Amin
>>22186913How is vegetable oil not kosher? If they don't trust people saying the stuff is vegetarian or vegan why are they trusting a JEW saying the thing is kosher? Surely they are the last person you should trust
>>22194263it's a jew racket, is what it is. or the guy doesnt actually know and it's probably some cheeseburger thing (can't mix 2 parts of the same animal, so you can't do beef with any cow milk cheese, can't do oyakodon (japanese for parent-child bowl, because it's chicken and egg rice bowl), and you can't cook corn in vegetable (corn) oil.
>>22194263>>22194281It could still be processed on shared equipment with non-kosher things.
>>22194281>>22194281>can't mix 2 parts of the same animal, so you can't do beef with any cow milk cheese, can't do oyakodon (japanese for parent-child bowl, because it's chicken and egg rice bowl)You have no idea what you're talking about, you fucking retard. Three words disprove that claim: Chicken. Noodle. Soup. Ashkenazi noodles are made with eggs. And you can't have beef with any kind of cheese because of the slippery slope argument and marit ayin, although a recent development might make the whole meat/dairy rule null and void. We'll see. >>22194263Vegetable oil without a hechsher is genuinely not considered kosher, even if the ingredients are 100% vegan. While it sounds ridiculous on the surface (since plants are inherently kosher) the issue comes down entirely to shared industrial manufacturing equipment and bulk transport. Without a guarantee that no meat or dairy products were ever in use on the same equipment, the oil is not kosher. Now, I would say if the company produces precisely zero non-vegan products, it's fair game but some hyperorthodox cunt might disagree. Doesn't really matter to me since I don't keep kosher anyway (had a ham sandwich for lunch today) but just thought I would explain the guy's likely stance.
>>22194302oyakodon is literally eggs, not noodles
>>22192133she took the ceo bite. Clearly it's not good otherwise she would be devouring it. Would not trust 0/10
>>22193623In the whole video we only see her cut one cherry tomato and make s small slit in the fish. What are the chances it's all done by someone else and she's just the pretty face for views?
>>22194302Surprising since jews are known for finding loopholes in religion. Didn't they'd say something like "without guarantee"
>>22194367Seems like she knows what she's doing from what is shown. People usually cut out the boring stuff like watching her halve a bunch of cherry tomatoes.
>>22191013Is that Rebecca Sugar?
>>22194330You're retarded. : (>>22194374The hechsher is literally the guarantee that it's kosher. Like I said, an extremely religious/hyperorthodox Jew will not eat without that guarantee. For most Jews, vegan is good enough. And as for loopholes, two different poskim (experts on halakhic law) recently declared one specific brand of milk kosher-parve IE this milk is not considered milk. So soon, observant Jews can have kosher cheeseburgers made with actual cheese. One friend of mine is stoked to have chicken parm again. He only became observant a few years ago and hasn't had it since before COVID happened.
>>22194367Pretty slim. That sounds retarded, and cuts into the profit margin
>>22186481I can feel her sexual energy seeping out of the webm
>>22191013I would marry that girl in a heartbeat
>>22188397I should call her
>>22194632>>22194637>>22194653sex
>>22186525Fucking lol
>>22187075>I drop my pants and piss all over the clanker, ruining its purity and innocence forever
>>22194328I love how Jack thinks "Hey if I toss this from a foot in the air into hot oil that way my hands are far away from the oil so I don't get burned!" And he just ends up splashing boiling oil everywhere.
>>22193301The idea is that garlic cooks faster than onions, so when you fry both, you should put the garlic in towards the end once the onions are browned already
>>22194845That's not what it is, some Italian people think you shouldn't have garlic and onion in the same dish at all because the flavors clash.
>>22192201https://youtu.be/0RpdPzJgaBw?
>>22194632EwThat is you feeling yourself anon, sorry to say
>>22194865This. Gino and I are from the same province. Even my family are split with the garlic & onion v just onion/just garlic thing. In our ragù, my mother and one aunt use both. Another aunt uses whole garlic in the beginning fry and removes it. The last aunt uses just onion.
>>22186916Unfortunately you can take the jeet out of India...
>>22189751>heFaggot he said she
>>22186910my little niggies are gonna grow up 4' 11" from malnutrition
>>22186510It's actually not good, and it's not old either
>>22190965the only thing you're going to "taste" is a lot of mustard condiment followed by heart palpitation
>>22190155I can't believe britsish people will talk into their hands while chewing rather than waiting to swallow
>>22187383ur mad lol
>>22186919man i actually want this now
>>22195670NTA but yes. He was a great distraction, trump perfected it. We’re a shitshow.
>>22195678i dont even know what youre saying, i just like it when politics makes people mad
>>22186575The claw could work, the problem is it lacks a surface that’s designed to properly grip.
>>22195694Oh wow, a retarded troll can’t read simple sentences. No surprise there.
>>22195745
>>22195146Sounds like a great way to die
>>22195904Don't. You'll turn yellow like a simpsons long before you die, and plus I already bought all the hotdogs and pretzels so it would have to be with straight mustard which will burn a hole through you're stomich.
>>22195901would you rather eat this one or the king of the egg fort sandwich? seems close all things considered
>>22195919Surly king's version is cooked way better. Browning on scrambled eggs/omelets is disgusting.
>>22195901ew
>>22195901>egg is almost as brown as the niggersYou fucked up, toss it in the bin and try again.
>>22193623This bitch licked a toilet for chump change and now she begs for money from online socialists on twitch. I wouldn't get near any food she had a hand in making.
>>22194834I once made chicken nuggets with my then 8 year old niece. I put her on frier duty because I wasn't sure I could trust her to not touch her face or clothes while breading the chicken chunks. Her childish logic had her doing the same thing Ja/ck/ did and she almost cooked herself. Ja/ck/ has the same mental acuity of a sheltered 8 year old girl.
>>22195901Nails. Impractical. Stupid. Why?
>>22195923>>22195946I don’t mind browning for a sandwich like this desuThe nails are creepy to me though, and it makes all of his hand movements weird and creepy
>>22196127The one hand thing is so silly looking
>>22186916Abuelita is drunk at the party again
>>22196175Stroke hand.
>>22193623My tradwife <3
>>22196175Is this fucking real?
>>22192483God Wants this man dead and in hell but even the devil will not take him
>>22186583Donald Trump
We've all seen the Ja/ck/ webms at least 30 timesstop fucking posting flooding the thread with them they're not shocking or funny anymore
>>22186441Where's the slap?
>>22187793That seriously would make me tear up, you faggot.
>>22196405teafags are a riotsame with coffeefagsjust one neverending pretentious humiliation ritual for both
>>22195901I get worried that those nails aren't clean.
>>22188642Mustard oil turns to mustard gas, fuck nuts.
>>22189584
>>22189584I like how the dude cutting stuff with his uber sharp knife has cuts all over his hands.
>>22196572lol didn't notice that
>>22196473>he says, with a monster energy in the hand because he saw the cartoons on tv as a child.
>>22194865Holy shit italians are retarded haha
>>22192148>you can do this any way you like I just like to save time and do it this way
>>22187793Yeah i agree. He likes tacos so give him the shittiest tacos out there, at room temperature. His woman is well meaning, but stupid.
>>22192148Damn, a classic /ck/ meme. Im not sure if Marie's youtube channel is still up but i remember there were only 2 cooking videos and the comments were disabled because everyone kept rightfully asking why the hell she used so much oil
>>22192410Of course, right into the cold oil, so none of the batter sticks. Ja/ck/ truly is a master chef
>>22196572That’s how you know they’re sharp.
>>22193623Heh, ive seen this woman's asshole on many occasions
>>22193697Anon stop speaking in these riddles, none of us understand you!
>>22194865The flavors compliment each other. Just dont burn the garlic
>>22195901Zesty levels through the roof
>>22196473Tea is good. Coffee is good. Your seething is even better
>>22196572The knife demands a weekly blood tribute for its services from its master.He deemed it worth it. Good for him. I hope they will be happy together.
>>22196930gross
>>22196933.t bitelet
>>22196930the buger queen
>>22196941gross
>>22196296Why would it not be real? Hot air thaws up your frozen steak just like room temp air, only faster. All you have to do is figure out the temps and the times for your cut of steak and your model of air fryer.
>>22194021It's amazing he never had a serious cooking related injury.
>>22196804https://youtu.be/lI2lWuoMV3I?si=WxRiNYIRvLbKMIXp
>>22197321It's not the scissors' fault, you can clearly see it activating the extra damage. It did its job well.
>>22197187How do I figure that out?
>>22197284I think this is the biggest injury he's had on camera. He's probably had more injuries, but hasn't uploaded them.
>>22197679okay man, ive had enough and cant take it anymore. I have never actually watched this guys youtube videos, whats his channels name?My question...is this guy actually this bad/cringe or is he trolling? maybe a little of both?he looks like he has down syndrome.
>>22197880He's had like 5 strokes.
>>22196175That tiktok style of subtitles give me motion sickness wtf
>>22197880>>22197973he's had multiple strokes but he the strokes didn't affect him mentally at all. he was this retarded beforehand. most of the videos you see are actually before he had any strokes.
I hate jack. I hope his next heart attack ends these shit post
>>22193623I have the same citrus juicer
>>22187681trvkeI closed nearly all of them after <1s
>>22196127Actually looks all right, but he didn't season the damn thing.
>>22186919mirin ngl
>>22198100yeah I've been here since time immemorial and I don't understand the obsession with jack. I wouldn't be surprised if it's just 1 guy who posts all jack content. maybe even jack himself. it would make sense in a way.
>>22198100I'll keep posting them. >>22198138It's not just me.
>>22190679God damn he never fails to amaze.
>>22198138I'll third the jack hate. He's an obnoxious attention seeking retard, why watch his videos at all, even just to shit on him?I've never found the webms entertaining, they just make me roll my eyes and think "fucking moron". At least after years of them I can spot them for the thumbnails and avoid clicking.
>>22198170The upside-down omelette cooker springing open followed by the "You Died" screen overlay is still pretty funny after all these years. Not much to top that, its all just egg fort and squid murder webms. This board lost a lot of culture and content when the jannies banned the al/ck threads.
>>22198170yes. YES! Let the hate flow through you my boy! HAHAHAHA
>>22197880He really is that stupid. He had an opportunity to go onto Shark Tank to hawk his sauces, and instead went on West Texas Investors Club; the shitty "me too" version that nobody watched.
>>22198265Can I watch it anywhere
>>22198272I'm not the guy you replied to, but I'm glad you asked!https://vimeo.com/372072059We had a great watch party here when this premiered many years ago. I'll apply a modern term to this old episode: KWAB. Skip the stupid college savings woman, she's retarded and her business is stupid. A standard 529 plan has tax advantages that her bullshit doesn't.
