It's almost biblical how hard the rest of the world mogged Italy at their own game of making pizza. Like there's no way any sane person would choose Margherita over the dozens of other styles around the world. Anyone who say its their favorite is lying. This shit sucks. Where's the toppings? Why is the crust burnt to shit? Why do I only get cheese on like a quarter of my bites? The only places I have ever seen serve this style of pizza outside of Italy are millennial restaurants that pride themselves about being "authentic" and charge $30 for one 10" pizza that's half crust while they get Sysco deliveries like everyone else. I don't get the appeal.
go eat your fucking pizza rolls and dominos
In what way is it biblical? Can you explain what you mean "almost biblical"?
>>22186680Anyone who says its their favorite is too poor to afford actual toppings, and no non-poor has ever pretended otherwise.
Also don't you feel really gay using "mogged"? Like you're some adolescent or something as feeble
>>22186694>Verily I say unto thee, if there be any among you who say "it is my favorite" you may know them by their lies, because lo it is written that this shit fucking sucks.practically biblical
>Sysco deliveriesThat's how you know when someone knows precisely fuck-all about restaurants. When they use the phrase "Sysco deliveries". They don't even know what Sysco is.
>>22186701Yes, enjoy your Sysco slop goy.
>>22186703you will never cup and crisp
>>22186703You don't know what Sysco is.
>>22186707they use the heat from ai graphics cards to heat up pizza ovensduh bro
>>22186707>hurr durr i must defend billion dollar food distributor because some resturaunts only use it for low quality raw ingredients instead of low quality completed foodRope.
>>22186680If you would choose Dominoes or Pizza Hut or any other mass produced slop over the OP pic, youre a tastelet faggot. Of course, thats probably what OP is.
>>22186725Found the millennial. You're not special btw.
>>22186719Telling you that you don't know what a thing is is not in itself a defense of that thing. It's simply pointing out your ignorance of the subject. You don't know what Sysco is.
>>22186730Can't hear you wagie. It's time for you to put the delivery in the walk in. Remember FIFO!
Sysco rules actually.
>>22186727ok tasteletfryouve never tasted good food. sorry.
>>22186727you, on the other hand, are being a very very special little boy
>>22186733You still don't know what Sysco is.
>>22186755YWNBAW
>>22186759That is accurate. You will always be one. That is also accurate.
>>22186761I'm trans MTF and find that very reaffirming thank you
>>22186763You're welcome. I'm an ally. You still don't know what Sysco is.
>>22186764or a pizza
>>22186752aww i wish someone would tell me that i would be wagging my tail in joy
>>22186680>Why do I only get cheese on like a quarter of my bites?It's fresh mozzarella. It has more moisture and if the entire thing was covered in it then it would end up a soggy mess. You're used to low moisture mozzarella. Have you actually eaten it? You should've noticed a difference in the cheese if so. They're both good in different ways.
>>22186896kinda a novice problem. the best mozz for flavor and pizza ive found isnt a wet mess mozz. forget the name. only one shop around me sells it. upper east coast origin.its just about balance and flavor, between the bread the cheese the tomato. done right its beautiful.alot of people think they need a supersaturated sense of "im full". add extr pieces, add extra cheese, or theyre loosing money or its not worth it. thats just the wrong attitude, though many times in life the attitude makes sense, depending on your fortunes.it might make sense for a meal, but not for what makes a great pizza.
>>22186979You lack culture and have no refinement.
>>22186680OP's comment is from the ppl who brought you picrelthe phrase>casting pearls to swinecomes to mind
>>22186986you lack ass and have no butt
>>22187007Unfortunately you're correct. I'm not really one for squats. I do have a large chunky penis though. And I've got the fuckos
>>22187017why is your penis full of chunks?
>>22186680The beauty of margherita is not the cheese itself. It's the dough and the sauce.Kinda like a good Spaghetti al Pomodoro, there's no cheese. Or if there is, it's not the star of the show, it's used almost like seasoning.
>>22187017sure, but you dont know what a good pizza meal issofuck off
>>22186699What's wrong with liking moogles?
>>22186680You're delusional
>>22186680>Why do I only get cheese on like a quarter of my bites?because they use high moisture cheese and the pizza is already soggy enough as it is which is why you have to eat it with a knife and fork
>>22187123its just not truecan that happen? sure, but really you think some reddit progress poster has enough money for a pizza oven but keeps fucking up anyway?
>>22187160No it can't happen, the heat of the ovens ensure all excess moisture is gone. The anon you replied to has an innate fear of ingredients and methods she doesn't understand. It's just hysteria
>>22186690>>22186694>>22186699Seething europoors lmao.
Margherita is only a special pizza if you grate lemon peel zest into the sauce, if you do that it's such a special pie that nothing really compares, and no other toppings besides just basil really capture the ideal flavor profile with it.
>>22186694basically a synonym for “monumental” here
>15 hours of performative authenticity kids and foreigners crying over the truthGood job, OP. Fuck those faggots. They don't belong on this site in the first place.
>>22187463>Good job, OP. Shitposting about pizza on 4chan must be extremely difficult. What you're doing matters. You matter.
>>22187469>one of the aforementioned faggots or foreigners Good job bumping OP's thread. I guess you ARE good for something other than being the butt of the joke.
>>22187481lmao you said butt
>>22186680My issue with Italian pizza is how everything is so unevenly distributed. Some bits will have sauce, some bits will have cheese, some bits will have a leaf or a topping, it all just seems so sloppy and like you're never going to get a complete taste.
>>22186690Thanks, I will
After having Margherita pizza, it's challenging to have any other kind. All others are just so mediocre and have some weird marinara shit caked on it.
>>22186680>at their own game of making pizzapizza is chinese, mong.
>>22186763>I'm transmedical science hasn't come far enough to make this a reality yet, anon.
Did that tranny ever figure out what Sysco is
>>22189737you mean that dumb ass maga ever figure out what Sysco is?
>>22189737I want to know about this >>22186694And this >>22186699
>>22186680looks like the slop I ate in middle school
>>22190047no it doesnt
