What's the worst most retarded thing you buy on a semi basis that you know no human being should ever eat?
condoms
>>22186990Semi-regular basis you mean.
asbestos
>>22186990It's really fucking good on chicken in a biscuit crackers.
>>22187004easy cheese and chicken in a biscuit are maybe 3 feet apart on the shelf at my local place>>22186990frozen cheeseburgers, bun included. i can't make anything better for cheaper
>>22186990Little Debbies
>>22187057>frozen cheeseburgersI love these things
GREENBAGGANG
>>22186990Canned nacho cheese for loaded fries.>>22187004I use American Cheese Easy Cheese on hotdogs. It is yummy.>>22187057>>22187074I wish frozen sliders didn't became a mushy mesh.
>>22187004They don't sell these here, but I imagine I'd become a huge fatass if I could just spritz this stuff on any cracker.
these ones arent awful. you can all judge me now
>>22186990Anything with carbs in it
>>22186990>microwave>pan fry to get crust>cover ever square millimeter with some homemade sauceyou'll never know it's not good.
>>22186990>>22187087>>22187202does anyone ever actually eat these like a burrito is supposed to be, as in handheld? it’s so bland I always douse it in shredded cheese and hot sauce.
>>22187269I’ll spice em up with cheese and other stuff every now n then but I normally just throw one on a paper towel in my microwave for a quick mid day snack.
>>22187292>mid day snackthis is precisely lunchtime, you should eating 3-5 of them if you wanna get big and strong
>>22187202Vote for me, because who wants to eat chimney changes?
>>22187202I like to spread jarred cheese sauce on these when they are almost done cooking in the microwave and they make them 10000 times better
>>22187092tv really fucked you up, didn't it?
>>22187261fresh raw meat has carbs
>>22186990why did they take her from us?
6 minutes in my air fryer and they're perfect. The southwest chicken ones are nasty and never heat up evenly you have to get beef and cheese.
>>22187269Yeah I always add some cheese and sauce, and sometimes guacamole.
>>22188037these are really good. taquitos have always been a good freezer staple. my problem is I enjoy them so much I'll buy the massive box and I'll just eat them for every meal until they're gone. Air fryers have made them too convenient. They used to take 20 minutes of stove preheating then like 15 minutes of baking and now they go from frozen to cooked in literally 7 minutes.
>>22186990Only the bean and cheese one is good. The beef taste like cat food
>>22188227I like the beef ones lol.
>>22186990For me its
>>22186990They were great before they made them 50% tortilla
Fake giant shrimps (surimi) in garlic oil (aromatized sunflower)
Velveeta or box Mac shaped like thingsLike Dino Mac, etc
>>221869905 for $5. Lunch is served.
>>22189012I would need to eat all 5 of those for one meal to feel halfway full
>>22189012nibba those are snacks at best unless you have the stomach of a child....wait...you ate them all at once didn't you......
>>22189016>>22189021I usually pack them with a piece of fruit, a bag of veg and dip, or a packet of granola. I have my own microwave so I try to eat the extras while the meal heats up and work through lunch so I can go home early. Other times I'll make a big sandwich and eat half of it and keep the other half in my mini fridge.
>>22189012>>22189016>>22189021>>22189050A big, heavy lunch makes me tired and I'd rather eat rotating slop than eat the same meal prepped tupperware bullshit 6 days in a row.
>>22189054what's in the special shit?
sometimes they're on sale for like a dollarthey taste like a cracker with cheesenothing you can really do to make it betteri've even tried underbaking it, it still came out hard
>>22187269i do the same thing, sometimes i add sour cream and shredded lettuce if i have anyand i eat it with a fork only, i could involve a knife to not have to cut it apart with a fork but it's poverty food so i don't deserve to have the knife
>>22188227you’re absolutely right, the beef in these ‘zen’tos always has an off taste and texture that I don’t wanna deal with. bean and cheese is the way to go.
>>22187352>Jarred cheese sauce
>>22189147These were never high quality but they used to be a lot better than they are now.
>>22186990those are a total rip off if you took ALL the filling from ALL the burritos in that package it would not fill one burritos as full as the one on the pack shows.
>>22186990>>22187202>>22188227these burritos have at most 1.5 ounces of filling in each one.
>>22189147you'll want to make it "wet". this is my suggestion for jazzing these up. A shit ton of thinly sliced tomatoes, peppers, olive oil and fresh cut herbs. even dried will do.so it'll look wet as fuck when you first take it out, just let it set for a few minutes before you cut into it. wha la. enjoy. if you want to get really nuts just put a few small cubes of butter around it. get drunk before during, and after eating it. :)
>>22189188too fat to read the list of ingredients?
>>22187352>jarred cheese sauceCome on man...
>>22189212how does the ingredients list have anything to do with the fact the burritos have almost nothing in them? I actually measured it. all off them are 80% tortilla.
>>22189188i just imagine the tortilla on the front to be my anus and the filling to be the fat ogre shit i take after i'm done eating all of them
>>22189000they have always been 50% tortilla. at least for the last 25 years. they're basically unchanged from when I was a kid. when I was a kid Id rip the flap of tortilla off and quickly eat it so that I could turn enjoy the burrito without a big gross flap of bread. honestly these things would probably be good grilled in a pan just to give the tortilla some flavor. the flavor of the tortilla is actually repulsive.
>>22186990they changed these recently and now they suck
>>22189217I should call her
>>22186990Fast food, potato chips, American "cheese", Little Debbie snacks, cook-in-the-plastic-bag-rice, Dotz Pretzels, frozen pizza, hot dogs, store bought bread, deli meat, canned chili, zero calorie soda, that's just off the top of my head.
WHOA 9 WHOLE GRAMS OF PROTEIN?? THAT'S ALMOST A GLASS OF MILK,AM GONNA BE MAKING ALL KINDS OF GAINS
>>22189217WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS THIS????
>>22190156per serving size (113g) which is 7,9%milk has 8g per 240ml (247g) which is 3,2%ERHMM ÆCSJUALLI MORE THAN TWO GLASS OF MALK, I THENK YOU'LL FIENDdoing math is fun and cool :D
>>22186990It used to be Totino's party pizzas but I stopped buying those. Now it's probably a McChicken.
>>22189217>>22190166new zealand native war dance which only looks cool when 240 lb professional rugby players do it before a game not when lesbians with their shirts tucked in do ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI93YHILSgk
>>22186990I could literally eat these things all day. Even if it's a fiesta sized bag I'll just be there till it's gone.
>>22186990Anything from the local chinese buffet I guess.
>>22190185Definitely a McChicken craving every now and then for me. Hold the mayo and put their bbq sauce on it. It's a giant chicken nugget sandwich. Absolute slop but just every now and then.
>>22190378barbecue sauce b ut with lettuce? ick me with a spoon
>>22190777Theit lettuce barely even exists on their sandwiches anyway
>>22190373>simulated flavour
>>22190373That lime citrusy punch sure is good with the heat
>>22186990Every once in a while the craving hits. Are they good? Eh. Not really. I think they went down in quality. The name brand is far better than store brand though. I have cooked them in the microwave, oven, deep fryer, and in a pan. Oven is the superior option. (have not tried air fryer yet) Tomato sauce is the preem sipping condiment. I get one of those 8 oz cans and add some spices to it (oregano, garlic, that sort of thing) while heating on stove. Second place goes to Walmart Take-and-Bake pizzas. Grab one and some produce to put on top. wala. Better pizza than I have in my shitty town for half the price. I like to take all the pepperonis off, add gorgonzola, put the pepp back on, and get some white onion and arugala on top. Mushrooms/green pepper/red onion is also good.
>>22191022Dipping not sipping. Been drinking that Jinro Soju and my fingers aint workin like they should. Dont post drunk and expect perfect grammar/spelling.
>>22189007
I get buns and frozen chicken patties and make my own McChickens. Probably can't be that healthy
>>22191022oven and air fryer produce similar quality rolls
>>22190166some cringe "war dance" that right wingers on xitter tried to convince themselves was cool and trad or whatever. these people haven't fought anything in centuries and it looks and sounds stupid
>>22186990
>>22187004>Easycheese on chicken in a biscuit crackersLook at moneybags over here paying fifteen dollars for processed cheese and crackers, you might as well just buy regular charcuterie at that point.
>>22192536>some cringe "war dance" that right wingersit's a native new zealand moari dance, you fucking buck broken retard
>>22192540tranny cheese
>>22189147the sauce taste like shit to mered baron is goat
