>>22188935
Lmao, I saw a homeless drunk guy at a bus stop chugging a chocolate one of these when it was 100 degrees at a bus stop, made me want to throw up

>>22188935
>here's your vodka in flavoured syrup
>that's be $55 sir

>>22188935
It's the sort of drink that ladyboys consume then get hyper. They're a waste of money.

>>22188947
It was just 5 bucks at the groccery store, fair trade compared to an IPA

>>22188935
I don't understand the purpose of these things, been seeing them pop up at every gas station. Is it just because it's hard liquor that for some reason is allowed to be sold at gas stations? But I also see them in liquor stores, why would anyone buy one there when you can buy real alcohol in glass bottles?

>>22189140
tastes good

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>>22188935
any of my fellow 30-somethings remember making jokes about these scenes while drinking the green ones at house parties?

>>22188937
Reminds me of that Instagram black girl who would put these in her cereal before work

>>22189148
No

>>22189148
I never got to bond with my peers over nicholas cage kinos, born in the wrong generation

>>22189148
The forbidden anal beads...

>>22188947
It's actually grain alcohol

>>22189181
100% potato slop

>>22189140
Youth marketing

>>22189181
Vodka more often than not IS grain alcohol.

May as well get a bottle of Malibu

>>22189140
The purpose is for degenerates to be able to quickly inebriate themselves. Like the five hour energy of alcohol

>>22189140
Depends on the state, but some states have looser rules for beer, wine, and mixed drinks so they can sell certain alcoholic drinks under a certain alcohol %. I think PA is like 25% or under so they have special version of fireball and other liquors that are right at the limit so they can sell them in gas stations there.

>>22189277
>22189277
This.

>>22189295
>quickly inebriate
>15% alcohol
Really?

>>22189304
Not everyone is a degenerate drug addict anon. Anyway I drank half the bottle and ended up puking

rip freud you would have loved buzzballs

>>22189140
theres no purpose, theres just a massive astroturfing campaign going on

>>22188935
i don't know why it reminds me of that
https://youtu.be/w8XvNFi18DE?si=LWnq4j6pWa8ltbNO

>>22189152
Respect. Get It Queen

Nice Total Wine picture.

>>22189304
yeah it’s very palatable (drinkable). liquor is self limiting for most people because the taste is so fucking harsh you can’t just suck it down like a capri sun. though I I know there are some out there like you and the russians who can chug it to their heart’s content and take some kind of degenerate pride in that fact.

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>>22188935
Same energy

>>22188935
you should cram it instead

>>22189140
They're women made.

>>22189304
They aren't meant for seasoned pros, they're way too expensive for that. It's for people who want to get a buzz going before walking into a bar or football game to save money on drinks. Yes it's just reinventing pre-gaming and yes carrying a flask is cheaper and more efficient. Something disposable you can throw away makes it seem less alcoholic.

>>22188935
This shit is the same abv as a string bottle of wine. I will never understand the people they act like it gets them so fucked. The ball is like one glass. The biggie is one bottle. Who gets completely torn off of one bottle of wine?

>>22188935
They should invent a suppository version, that would sell like hotcakes.

>>22189298
Fireball was sued by a raging alcoholic that was angry she didn't get the fully leaded version at a gas station.

>>22189298
I went to Philly once and they had fireball so I got it and it was 15 fucking percent. I was so mad when I got back to my hotel
The next day, I found out you can't buy beer and liquor in the same store. What a terrible fucking state. At least I found the one bar that allows you to smoke inside

>>22190666
Non alcoholics

I'll be honest, these things took a grip on me and I became an severe alcoholic. I used to just buy a 6pack of beer and sip on that all night.

I found these out and I would buy 2 or 3 at a time and chug them in 15-30 minutes. Sometimes I would drink 8 or 10 in a day. I've since had health problems and struggle with sobriety. Most I've gone is 5 days sober then I trick myself that these are okay to drink. Still struggling, wish me luck anons.

tl;dr Don't get caught up in them maybe 1 as a novelty stick to your regular drinking.

>>22190824
Even non alkies don't get ripped up off of a bottle of wine
And if they are that normal, it's being shared amongst friends. Are you telling me that a small friend group gets very fucked up on two glasses of wine?

>>22190955
a lot of people do get swished off one bottle of wine, first of all you need to admit this. second of all, most people would enjoy two glasses of wine over a long amount of time with dinner, not chugging them on an empty stomach in the parking lot. Time is a factor.

>>22190990
I've been drinking for close to 20 years so you are probably right

>>22189148
>best?! Losers whine about their best! Winners go home and fuck the prom queen!

I've never ever seen someone at my liquor buy these.

>>22191131
>at my liquor
I guess its true, you really live at the bottom of the bottle

For some reason I associate Buzzballz Biggies with groups of overweight women who go out together.
I'm sure there are groups of couples and men who drink these too, I'm sure there are even chronic alcoholics who drink this by themselves, hell there may be men who drink this over a few days and put it in the fridge like one drinks a chilled wine.
But no, I associate this with that special kind of fat girl who hangs out with other fat girls and gets drunk on a Saturday Night before going to the bars. Maybe one of them is Latina and wears a cowgirl hat.

>>22188935
>woman owned business
Women be drinking they sugary drinks

>>22191717
They do lord wiggersley zozzle af! Start up the roflcopter!

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>>22189304
try being a healthy weight and having one of these on a plane on an empty stomach
just one of these got me hung over on a plane like 20 minutes after drinking it

>>22191932
>getting "hung over" from a sippy cup of sugar
Asian?

>>22191950
You would get drunk from 1.75 liters of alcohol. Or youre an alcoholic. Either way, no one is impressed

>>22190655
A biggie was 5 bucks anon

>>22192082
What were you doing with a 1.75L buzzball on a plane?

>>22192099
That's only like 2½ bottles of wine, man.

I'll stick with my bucket of bread yeast fermented sugar water thank you

>>22191950
>>22192116
I expect you're under 20? This childish pride about your drinking capacity. I suppose you could call me a "former" alcoholic, as I'd drink at least 1L of cheap scotch every night without fail for a ridiculous amount of years. Only immature people scoff at how much it takes for someone to get inebriated. Never once in that period would I think to sneer about how much someone else was consuming, which leads me to think you've not matured yet.

Good beer/cider/long drink/million other drinks tastes so much better than these. They actually have quite a strong taste of alcohol due to the percentage. I don’t get it.

>>22192137
It's just alcohol but for women. Women didn't really drink before these

>>22192136
They aren't letting you walk on a plane with a 2 liter of alcohol getting shit faced, fuck out of here at least try and make up a plausible story.

Buzzballs are disgusting. I tried a few for the novelty when they first appeared because I'm an alcoholic but they were all gross. I was in line at the liquor store the other day and the group of 20 somethings behind me were discussing their favorite flavors and how much they loved 'balling. They also were furious the brand is apparently no longer Woman Owned. I haven't bothered to check but they were certain it wasn't Woman Owned anymore and they seething about "patriarchal late stage capitalism".

>>22188935
If it's a drink for women they should make it a more phallic shape.

>>22192136
Making fun of the group's lightweight passing out before everyone else is always funny. Maybe try getting some friends. Also >>22192705

>>22192782
do you think female infants do not yearn for the teet too?

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>>22191069
>why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box?
Oh wait wrong kino...

>>22188935
drinking my first one right now, it's kinda small but it gets a decent buzz, I needed 3 though.

The 'biggie' thing is 30 fucking dollars, no fucking way I'm spending that much.

>>22192136
I'm 44 and a recovering alcoholic. I only bothered with the first few words of your retard post.

>>22188935
They taste like MD 20/20 and that stuff is stinkin'

>>22195364
Time to grow up then. You fucking baby. I can imagine what a little victim you are