>solves cooking
>>22194985>creates farts
>>22195031couldn't handle a tiny bit of gas
One of the biggest problems the US Army is trying to solve is how to integrate more eggs into their soldier's rations because they are so rich in calories, nutrients and trace minerals.
>>22195031>doesnt acctually enjoy fartingtremendous prancing la la homo man
>>22195059if they're having a problem doing so, i do not understand how or whylike.. just put some eggs inits fucking eggs
the white part of eggs goes directly to your balls and turns into seminal plasma
>>22195031this is incorrect.eggs don't break down into farts.they do add sulfur for potency, but they don't generate the gas.>>22195059powdered eggs added into vanilla protein shakes.
>>22195063They’re not, he’s talking shit as usual. They already use powdered egg and in any case the US Army doesn’t head up MRE development. Ignore the fucking clown.
>>22195079FRESH eggs, you goddamn retard
>>22195075My new girlfriend eats 4 eggs a day but I haven’t heard her fart yet. How fucked am i?
>>22195066T.
>>22195093your walls are coming down.
>>22195062Enjoying things entering/exiting your ass? Sounds pretty gay to me champ
>>22195089Youre talking shit, buddy. There is no desire to incorporate fresh eggs into MRE’s. Now fuck off.
>>22195098Why don’t I incorporate fresh eggs (my sperm) into your ass, pal
>>22195095Are they just being held in around me? what is going on?
>>22195098Every nutrient in an egg can be isolated. There’s no need to bother incorporating fresh eggs into them. >>22195089You don’t need to sign off your posts on here mate.
>>22195031I have UC. The medication I take manages it, but I feel like Son Goku riding Kintoun all day.
>>22195101>fresh eggs (my sperm)you gotta be at least 18 to post here.
>>22195101>sperm>eggsWe have a biologist in our midst.
>>22195098>There is no desire to incorporate fresh eggs into MRE’s.Where did I mention MREs, retard
>>22195292Back again are you, dipshit?
>>22195292What is the problem the US Army is having incorporating eggs into soldiers rations?
>>22195308What gave it away, retard? That I specifically referred to the author of my own post with "I"?
>>22195326Texture, and keeping them fresh, and of course the issues with keeping them intact during transport and cracking them quickly by the hundreds
the heat of the solution cooks the cooking
>>22195335Yes. They should maybe consult the civilian logistics companies who move millions of eggs around the world. They should definitely do that to solve the egg problem.
>>22195326there isn’t onecurrent military nutrition guidance says troops should limit egg consumption to two a day the military are still using boomer science
>>22195363And here I was thinking the military would have the most well researched diet in the world because it's literally their job to be in peak condition.
>>22195371nopetheir job is ‘literally’ to facilitate killingfitness is a means to an end not the goal
>>22195335 O פ פ ∀ Ⅎ ʞ Ǝ ɹ
>>22195397*killing the enemies of the USAWe do it right, anon.
>>22195501please go back to where you came fromyou are smelly
>>22195514>ill post a screenshot of his post, that will show him how much ive owned himEgg logistics = pre cracking them and shipping the raw eggs in bulk bags
>>22195667i'm not the guy he was replying to and i dont care about egg logisticsit's just that when someone uses wanky symbols to write something upside-down, they're usually misanthropic children that escaped from the rape dungeon next door (on of the other boards)also the Ts in the upside-down were missing, so i figured i'd let him know with a screenshot
>>22195062
>>22195703You Reddit space like a fag.
>>22196745at least i dont pay people to suck their dick like a cum-hungry homo
>>22196052Thanks, saved. I knew I had gotten it wrong somehow.
