>want to eat food but then I can't get drunk>want to get drunk but then I'll become voracious and want to buy food>can't go get food first because it'll be cold by the time im done getting drunk after I get home>can't get drunk first because drunk driving is illegalThis is pretty much why I have 4K in DoorDash debt. Anyway what are you sippin tonight /ck/? I made a Duck Fart
>>22196002>it's real
>>22196002cook while drinking. boom, sorted.I'm enjoying a crisp diet pepsi.
>>22196002Would it matter that much if the food is cold when you’re drunk?
>>22196002>>want to eat food but then I can't get drunkyeah i used to think this, too. you're an alcoholic.
>>22196002Sometimes when I'm drinking my daughter and I just walk to get food, other times I cook while drinking like a normal person as this anon stated >>22196276Also anon u probably own an oven, a microwave and air fryer so reheating isn't that big a deal!
>>22196614plenty of people have woken up to the fire department busting in to shut their oven off after they've been drinking
>>22196615Good point, microwaves only
>>22196002broget your supplieshave some food, save some foodget yo drink onhave a snackget yo drink onbrush teeth off to bed.
>>22196002So you have alcohol but no food in your house?Is your liver ok?
>>22196615I once started the oven to cook from frozen bagged fries. Sat down on the couch and woke up hour later wondering why it was so goddamn hot. I was out cold long enough for the oven to raise the temperature of my apartment by almost 20°.
>>22196648*hours, plural, fuck
>>22196615Not to a fire department but I have ruined chicken twice. Now I've been sticking to pork chops as a protein 3 minutes a side, microwave some taters while the broccoli cooks too. Easy peasy and not really any time to sit which is whatll do it to ya.
