The fact that frozen fruit exists is god yelling at us: you don't need ice cream, delicious natural dessert exists!
>>22197725god woudn't harbor such opinions and he certainly wouldn't yell.if he existed that is
>>22197730>god woudn't harbor such opinionsWhy not?
>fruit>delicious
>>22197731because god doesn't exist and to have an opignon one must be extant
>>22197725Frozen fruit doesn;t taste as good as ice cream
>>22197725You can have both. You can make ice cream out of frozen bananas pretty easily, it's crazy good and if you add a few fixings it's even better..
>>22197733Frozen grapes are legitimately amazing
>>22197735>t. 400lbs
>>22197725Thankfully I'm jewish. We figured out the ice cream loophole centuries ago.
>>22197725>>22197735As someone who loves ice cream and can make homemade ice cream with heavy cream:Banana ice cream is top tier (frozen bananas as the base of frozen dessert), and can be better than most ice creams.Add whole milk or yogurt/kefir or any dairy and it can rival the best, but is superior due to its nutrition and non-added sugars (negative effects of sugar largely nullified by the whole fruit matrix).Variations are unlimited.
>>22197725>delicious natural dessertlike cream?
>>22197737Yeah because fruit producers have tinkered with the grape genetics, so they taste sweeter than a spoonful of sugar now.
>>22197734>nothing did somethingoh, you silly kids and your covid math.
>>22197744>He isn't gutmaxxingIt's the new meta, bro.
>>22197829we can never know™
>>22197730ooooh i love the hobbit
>>22197725fruit doesnt grow in the snow, QED, god doesnt exist.your move, christcuck
>>22197725God is capitalized faggot.
>>22197852Yeah, that part where the dwarfs activate their ray weapon is the best.
