So what is the wildest and weirdest stuff you ever ate?
>>22198031UhmmmmmI guess eel sushi?
>>22198031not that wild but i tried a roasted cricket.i dont recommend it
one time I ate a hamburger with no toppings
Pickled king crab tails.
I went to a Chinese-styled restaurant once. It was apparently westernized and a lot of white people were in there trying the food too so I assume it was fairly trustworthy. They had this traditional general's chicken which I thought was quite enjoyable once I got used to it. I didn't get sick or anything
poisonous red mitsubishis that gave me a fever and terrible stomach crampsI really thought I was gonna die that day
>>22198031I went to "Bo" in Hong Kong once. The "meal" consisted of something like forty shot glasses full of whatever weird crap the owner decided to puree and serve in them for that particular meal course. The only one I remember offhand was the "uni shooter". Yes, that means he ran a bunch of uni (sea urchin) through a blender.
My mom had a bowl of plastic fruits for decoration and it had a cluster of rubber grapes when I was around six to eight. I used to pick the rubber grapes off the plastic stem and suck on them while playing Nes and Genesis games because they had a hole where they connected to the plastic stem that I could suck the air out with my mouth and make it stick to my tongue and mouth. It was like a mouth fidget spinner.I accidentally swallowed a bunch of them but never told anyone because I was embarrassed and I assume I pooped them out.
>>22198347I'm guessing paint chips were also a part of your diet
Fish eyes
>>22198350Possibly. But if you're implying I ate a bunch of lead paint chips you're retarded because my childhood home was built in 2005.
>>22198463It was just jokes anon. My childhood home is an unpainted log cabin so I also never had the opportunity which is probably fortunate as I hear lead paint has a wonderful texture and flavour
>>22198031I had a salt and vinegar covered ant. It was okay, kinda nutty after the s&v wore off.I've had gator and ostrich mixed with beef in snack sticks. Because they were mixed with beef, I'm sure I didn't get the full flavor of either of them but they were tasty. Gator was a little fishy.Elk was very good. Got it blue rare at a hole-in-the-wall fancy joint and was in heaven.
>>22198031i scraped the paint off the heater with a knife and licked it because i liked how tingly it made me feel im not even baiting the life of an unsupervised toddler is wild
>>22198031One time a girl made me lick her vagina and it smelled and tasted really gross like musty sour coins
>>22198711lol gay
>>22198463>>22198347Wait, your house was built in 2005 but you were playing NES and Genesis games?
breast milk
>>22198031how hard is it to post a personal photo of something odd you ate, or at least use google? fuck off with this retarded ai faggot bullshit
Chipmunk.
>>22198031>HOW>MUCH>BUTTER?
>>22198722I wasn't born in 2005
>>22198711It should taste like canned peaches in sucralose
>>22198278lol those were real powerful...good times
>>22198722No. Some other anon replied pretending to be me. I'm the rubber grape eater. My childhood home was built in the late 1800s so it definitely had lead paint and asbestos. I didn't eat paint chips or mess with the asbestos pipe insulation in the basement. The grapes looked like this. I would also take bites out of the styrofoam apples to be a jerk.
>>22198031Once had nettle soup. Not recommended.Once had a traditional Chinese banquet. No idea what was in it. Recommended.Once had elvers. Taste was OK, but I think they're better left to grow into eels.
Raw horse meat in Japan
Crumbed lambs brainsSalted filipino duck eggOx tongue
>>22198031whole slow cooked moose at a powwow, that was GOOD stuff
Was on student exchange in Korea eons ago. Got real weird with it, ate dog. Like literally scouted out a surviving backwater restaurant to try that forbidden fruit. That doggy soup was pretty fucking awful, even looking past the prejudice I must've subconsciously harbored, ignorant weiguk that I was. I still fucking barf at the memory of it.
>>22198031i used to eat raw ants
>>22198031Idk I guess venison or bear for wild, for weird probably pickled chicken foot
>>22198031Your mom's pussy.
>>22200334Me too anon
>>22198031Burger with carolina reapers and some shitfuck insane 6 gorillion SHU sauce on a chilli festival. My lips went numb and about an hour later I was curled up on my bathroom floor, pouring cold sweat, with napalm in my stomach, strongly considering calling an ambulance. The pain and sweating went away after a while luckily. The shit I took later felt like an actual exorcism. Never ate any insane chilli shit since, never will again.
>>22198031I've drank airag/kumis. It was alright actually.
>>22198031probably these sparrows. mentally definitely had to steel myself a bit, but taste was good. I've also had sannakji (octopus that's still squirming and suctions to u as u eat it)
>>22198031sea cucumber, bland as hellsaltwater crocodile, breddy gud
>>22200696*smooches you on the lips*
Probably these fuckers. They were pretty tasty.
>>22198031your moms cunt
>>22201738>Eldritch abomination mouth>Goofiest possible face
>>22198947Having fake styrofoam fruit on display in your house is just a deranged premise to begin with
In a restaurant, the small intestine of a pig, which was nice. When drunk I ate a moth, the mouthfeel of the wing was pretty awful.
I tried eating some cannonball fruitOverripe Noni from a treeOstrich San Pedro cactusMagic mushrooms I foraged I ate a stingray I caught once 5-mapb
Bear. Beaver tail. Elk. Turtle soup.
>>22201738
>>22203998>Magic mushrooms I foragedObligatory.
>>22204068Americans lose their jobs if they go to the hospital and they see THC in your bloodwork or something? Literally more scared of being drug screened than kidney failure fucking hell.
I went to some kind of Jewish museum on a field trip and they fed us this Jewish "candy" that was like Turkish delight but even worse.
>>22205345It was like that until about 8 years ago, now nobody really cares.Both of the gas stations nearest to me sell THC drinks and gummies.
>>22200331Bold move anon. I studied in Anseong and breached the topic of dogmeat twice with some guys and everyone flatly said no one young does that at all anymore
>>22205345thc is still illegal in some states so yes pissing hot for illegal drugs can get you fired although why would they even test for thc for mushroom poisoning and if they did why would they notify your employer?
>>22205358That's the extension of my question. I've seen american hospital shows where doctors say they gotta contact x, y and z if they notice certain things with patients. I'm thinking it might be required to contact the employer in certain states for god knows what reason. No idea though but his reaction seems too strong to just be plain bs.
