terrible name and bar design aside, this shit rules.
It's basically trader joe's chocolate.
i think the design is intentionally terrible.they make the lines so you cannot break them cleanly. this gets people with OCD or Autism to eat more bites of the chocolate in the hope of making it somewhat symmetrical.
It's mid.
>>22199420They actually say that their uneven bar design is intended to point out income disparity.So in other words they're pretentious communists. Based Aldi chocolate is the way bros.
>>22199423What's the better choice then?
>>22199471death
>the only other chocolate company that went slavery-free is Misser Beess chocolate.
>>22199404If you've only had hershey's before I guess it's goodIf you've had actual good quality chocolate before you'd know it's mediocre
milk chocolate is just low tier chocolate, no matter what brand it is
>>22199471They use to sell this at Trader Joe's. Idk wtf happened. I need to buy it online I guess.
>>22199471Also if you just care about milk chocolate, I'd rather get something like See's for all that sugar in my chocolate, like (dark) Bordeaux's and Molasses Chips.
>>22199406Itd have to be cheaper and slightly lower quality
>>22199485What a fucking meme. Even the mayans didn't consume 100% cacao. Shits probably ungodly bitter and disgusting
>>22199503Idc about the branding. It's just good. The cocao nibs help add a crunch. The Lindt 100% are also ok. They have a thinness that let it melt, but it's not quite the same.
>>22199404I only eat chocolate that has been sourced from slave labor
>$6 for a barnah
>>22199506Nothing to do with branding. 100% cacao is not something anyone voluntarily eats. I wouldn't even call it an acquired taste it's just try hard crap to appear cultured or some shit
>>22199485I bet a few squares of this in a pot of chili would be awesome>>22199506Anon is right. It's a great ingredient but I would never eat it straight. 85% is the highest I can go
>>22199406this doesn't work since it's sold in all major grocers.
>>22199434>point out that workers aren't paid enough compared to the owners>while being ownersthey're dunking on you and you can't even see it.
>>22199434How is a livable wage communism
>>22199506Lindt has always been disappointing. They have a weird taste
what's so lonely about this chocolate bar?will I remain a lonely loser if I eat it?
>>22199503>>22199627>>22199647
>>22199404It's good milk chocolate, simple as. When I was a kid, basically all chocolate tasted like that.
>>22200837Oops, wrong image.
>>22200557because the in the long run communism is the only system that will provide a decent quality of life for all people
>>22200557you're talking to a pedophile apologist that fellates billionaire for free. don't even bother
>>22200890Wrong. Off to gulag with you.
>>22199404You cant have it both ways fence sitter
>>22200915Ya know I kept giving conservacucks the benefit of the doubt and defended them for quite awhile, but God damn they are just retards. Like I can only apologize x amount of times for my down syndrome cousin assaulting someone in the street before I realized it's just who he is and maybe it's time to put him in a home
>>22200837>>22200882You're wrong. 100% is the only way to go.
>>22199627How can you even say this? I only eat 100% chocolate. I bet you don't even eat orange peels or kiwi fruit fuzzy skins either. No taste.
I tried it a few months ago. It was good but nothing special, not better than Cadbreeze
>>22199404terrible name and bar design and taste and texture aside this shit is pretty good
>>22199404>one single unique design enters the world>[incoherent screeching about communists sucking the lifeforce of the neurodivergent]
>>22199627>100% cacao is not something anyone voluntarily eats.i do. sorry you are a tastelet. probably need milk and sugar with your coffee too, huh?
It's just plain chocolate. It's expensive because it's not cocoa extract emulsified with seed oils. That's why it doesn't taste like anything special. Enjoy it or don't.
>>22199404this shit is like 8 dollars here
>>22201619But it and try it for yourself. It isn't pleasant and the bar is ridiculously huge and thick too so it isn't even easy to break off.
>>22201619Really?How often are you doing that?
>>22201624Oat milk actually. No sugar. You don't enjoy 100% cacao. No one does. It's an ingredient not a snack
>>22202588I'll snack a nib on ya
>>22202419where? in my city its like 5 bucks
>>22199471>get cheapest dark chocolate>buy milk and whatever else you want to mix in>melt the chocolate and mix in all the shit>pour in a mold, put into freezer for a bit>enjoyjust bought a pack of their 51% vegan chocolate for 5.99€ for the first and last time. It's aight but nothing that would justify the price tag unless you want to feel good about the supposed slavery-free product experience
>sexually assaults op pic
Wonka chocolate is people!
>>22199434Yeah I'm really thinking about that while shoving chocolate into my craw. Also I once bought like 10 of these when a store had them in sale for $2 each.
>>22199404All chocolate sucks nowadays. It's over. I don't believe a word you said. Cadbury's is nasty. Kit-Kat is nasty.Nothing mass produced it good anymore. :(
>>22201070I liked contrarian conservatism. establishment conservatism is very very gay
>>22199617Ethical chocolate actually tastes better. The manufacturers know where their beans come from and develop relationships with the farmers. It also lets them experiment with the growing and fermentation conditions. Slave grown chocolate is harvested from wherever and has varying quality, so it needs to be processed more heavily, resulting in a bland product.
>>22204608Sorry, "enslaved"
>>22204604It's all the same thing. Once you become aware of this it becomes impossible not to notice how the entirety of the far-right is merely libertarians who love black people or establishment conservatives with rhetorical nods to their sucker base.
The great satan Mondelēz International will pay for what they've done to countless chocolate bars around the world.
>>22204497Alpine Milk is still the GOATThe no nonsense kinda chocolate
>>22204604>>22204634Thoughts on jews?
>>22204745Bad at business, bad at propaganda. Also the masters of both schools of conservatism through their mutual love of UChicago Jews and their bankrolling by Israel.
>>22199404>overpriced>tastes like any average choco anyway>pretentious social justice gimmick that just makes it worse for the end-userYeah, no.
>>22199404neger alsjeblieft
>>22204634Idk the far right seem like bootlickers to me. I wouldn't lump em in with libertarians apart from the same level of retardation
>>22204650unfathomably true, i still mourn nussbeisser and prince polo cos of this
>>22199434>not wanting to be a slave is communism!!!Cucked!
>>22204777>>22199434Why melty
>>22199434lmao at all the commie rats seething
For me it’s Lidl chocolate
>>22199404What's bad about the name? You sound fussy
>>22199434The real world effect it has is the autism thing though
legit though what would the west african youth be doing if we weren't buying their cocoa?does it destroy lives or is it better than nothing
>>22199503Maya*Mayan is just the languageAlso, the Aztecs were more chocolate focused.
>>22199627i go through a bar of 100%, sugar free, non alkalized cacao a week and i also drink my coffee black. you know, there are people that exist who don't bombard their taste buds with sugary slop that are able to taste complex flavors and enjoy them
>>22213216Tryhard. Stop torturing yourself and try to enjoy life sometimes. You must be fun at parties
>>22211184I don't want my chocolate named after someone from New Joyz.
>>22199434>Based Aldi chocolate is the way brosWhich 'un?
>>22199627100% cocoa tasted like the contents of an ashtray for the first 3 blocks, but then it's actually quite alright. It helps when you keep in mind how much healthier it is without the white poison
>>22204650>visit the Côte d'Or factory as a kid>buy a chocolate bar 30 years later>taste like shit>look at package>they're now owned by MondelezGreat Satan indeed
>>22199420I think you're onto something.>>22199434Yes we know that, it says it on the wrapper.
>>22199478Every chocolate you buy in UK has that fair trade stuff on it. Does the USA really not have this?
>>22204500I remember the original wonka bar had graham cracker bits in it which is a neat idea but it was that awful nestle chocolate. Gobstoppers were always great, though.
>>22204650>>22206500>>22216125What they did to Mirabell's mozartkugeln would be grounds for public mass executions in a just and civilized world.
How based and redpilled is YOUR favorite chocolate?https://www.chocolatescorecard.com/scorecards(lower percentage = more based)
>>22199404Sometimes get this when it's half off at Publix, I like the hazelnut kind. The name is the worst part, reminds me how choco-lonely I am.
>>22216683Fair trade has been counter-marketed as a wussy hippie thing by the big corporations that oppose it.
>>22216781why the fuck would I care about gender in chocolate
>>22199485100% dark is ike eating chocolate flavored wax
>>22199404I tried this, its not great
>>22199434>They actually say that their uneven bar design is intended to point out income disparity.Source?
>>22199506>The cocao nibs help add a crunch.you really shouldn't be crunching on your chocolate like that. you have to let the 100% dissolve in your mouth
>>22199434Based! Now I actually want to buy some to support them and their communist ambitions.
>>22199404The best chocolate at Christmas 3 years running has been polish.Based on taste alone.Canadian hedgehogs, meh.Germany makes Walmart's store brand.Belgian is okMexico, is okBritish is goodSwiss is goodGhirardelli chips is my standard.
>>22199506I like the nibs too
get'em while you can
For me it's
>>22218477absolutely shit tier for at least 20 years now, what are you smoking
>>22199485>unironically eating blacked chocolate
>>22217166you will eat the slavetear infused palm oil and like it
>>22216683>fair trade stuff on it.aint never heard of that
>>22199404Bar is too thick. Ruins the chocolate.
>>22217181mr goodbar is sexist because it implies men are automatically good o algo
>>22199478I don't want to give money to Mister Beast. He should give money to me for plastering his fake monkey grin on everything.
>>22216781uhh, based?
>>22199471Jacques
>>22200890
>>22202951$9.95 in Woolies
>>22218141https://tonyschocolonely.com/pages/faqs>It doesn't make sense for chocolate bars to be divided into equal-sized chunks when our bars are unequally divided, just like the chocolate industry
I just eat chips.I prefer darker but this is cheaper and pretty good.
>>22200890Abject retardation.
>>22200890the west pulled more people out of poverty while the commies were starving themselves into party compliance
>>22221489>/faqsare they sneakily talking about gay bars?
>>22199485Try Wholefoods
>>22199404It's pretty good for American slop.
>>22221489So... How are they any different?
>>22222091Marketing
>>22218477Soulless Mondelezslop
>>22199503the mayans literally had a bitter drink of pure unsweetened cacao mixed with water and spices. it's one of the most famous things about the mayans and aztecs. did you fail middle school history?
>>22222197>pure unsweetened cacao>mixed with water and spicesok retard
>>22222218spices don't make it any less bitter you fucking retard
if the chocolate doesnt look like it came from the icy mountains its shit chocolate.
>>22199404The nanosecond I saw their preachy virtue signalling branding about how holier than thou their chocolate is, I vowed to never once in my life ever purchase it. Fuck these cunts and all people like them.
>>22221503I can tell you also ate paint chips as a child.
For me it's,
powerful
>>22222525nooo not muh niggerinos
>>22200557Using state power to force people to be paid more than their labor is worth. It distorts market forces and leads to inflation and national ruin
>>22213216>able to taste complex flavors and enjoy themThis is a path of degeneracy that leads to the jaws of Slaanesh
>>22200669You can't break it into even pieces to share, so you have to eat it all yourself.
>>22222534We'll replace them with clanker
>Open thread about goofy shaped chocolate bar>Someone makes a funny about the company making their chocolate politicalHaha>Someone posts a list for most ethical chocolate, a funny and silly listHehe>Faggot leftist makes the thread 2 serious 4 u about some faggoty commy shitWhy do you people have to ruin everything. Kys and let us have a hehe and haha
>>22222556"hehe" and "haha" are a form of false class consciousness
>>22222560So something like this ai slop picture that cost 500 almonds worth of water to create?
>>22222580This is extremely counterproductive to the revolution
I only buy Godiva chocolate in order to maximize the suffering of niggers, knowing that a niglet was probably whipped somewhere along the production process of my chocolate bar makes it taste just that much better
>>22199404What's the point of eating chocolate as a grown man
>>22200915Ah, there's that classic Redditor projection and absolute incapacity for self-awareness.
Got these for $0.5 a bar at Walmart the other week and just keep them in the fridge. Taste good, would recommend
>>22199404The wrapper looks great as long as you don't read it, and the bar tastes great but the divisions are retarded. So I had basically the same impression you did
>>22216683nope
>>22222193So is Tony's. It tastes like waxy sloppa.
>>22222352Yes they do you fucking moron
>>22199404I actually like the name and design but hate the chocolate.
>>22200557Because "living wage" always evolved to "gimme more shit". In my life I have watched "living wage" evolve from food/shelter to also include vacations/streaming services/"entertainment" etc.Being from Seattle, the loudest "muh living wage!" crowd are also the ones spending 30% of their income on weed and doordash.
>>22199404The chocolate tastes bad, and it's uncomfortable to eat it. It's probably the 2nd worst chocolate on the market (right above Hershey's).
>>22226505"Living wage" is simply what wages should have done over the years following inflation and a rising cost of living but never did. I don't care about your anecdote. If you can't see the average citizen has gotten the shaft then you're a dipshit
>>22199434>their uneven bar design is intended to point out income disparity.
>>22218178updooted!
>>22219789If I wasn't borderline diabetic I'd eat these more if this was true.
>>22219200sounds like a deal!
>>22223020when my Walmart marks things for clearance they only reduce it by like 10 cents
>>22199434>You stand against inequality.>Make your product imposible to be shared equally.its all about the aesthetic with these posers
>>22227226when is the last time you shared a bar of chocolate
>>22227230last friday, probably gonna do it again tomorrow and if i had never shared one in my life my point would stand strong the same you friendless bastard.
Hershy's is unironically the best
>>22204634yeah I forgot Joseph De Maistre is both at the same time and people like Pat Buchanan are just lying and love brown migrants.
>>22227236your point was retarded and i think you're being dishonest about your chocolate sharing habits
>>22204775you're terribly misinformed and it shows.
>>22205478anarchist societies are hardly sustainable. you either get your ass kicked by bigger powers or you do the ass kicking and you can't do that without a central power.
>>22227240so desperate! ill give a last (you) out of pity, dont spend it all in one place ;)
>>22227245>get your ass kicked by bigger powersi get my ass kicked every day. sometimes it's by my own government and sometimes it's just some huge corporation that doesnt care whether i live or die. sometimes you get mugged by a homeless guy or a crackhead. so your suggestion that we are all protected from getting our asses kicked as long as we eschew anarchy is somewhat confusing.
>>22227255concession accepted.
>>22227259Maybe if you didn't think about yourself so much and realize other people have a steak in this world you'd be less apt to be shellfish.
>>22227262
>>22199404For me, it’s the sea salt caramel
this is the most unremarkable chocolate i've ever eaten
