>have been drinking almost exclusively cola since out of the womb>nectar of the gods, best tasting drink ever created>also my whole life have been fucking completely unable to sleep>turns out I've been ingesting 1000s of mgs of caffeine every day my whole lifeWhy are they poisoning the tastiest drink with poison for lethargic low strung zombies that prevents you from sleeping /ck/?
I highly doubt that if your tolerance to caffeine was that high that it would affect your ability to sleep at all. My step mom drinks a 24 ounce cold brew coffee and then goes to bed an hour later. Caffeine has basically no stimulant effect on caffeine addicts.
>>22209270If Coke keeps you awake, you are one weak bitch.
>>22209273>>22209274Different genes react differently to caffiene look it up. I metabolize it super slowly, when I drink coffee or even take a caffeine pill I literally don't feel more or less wakeful but them I'm awake for 48 hours. And I already operate at a higher energy level than most people but your body needs big daddy caffeine to inject it's load into you or you can't even function. Perhaps your body is the weak one and caffeine should be made an illegal drug so it doesn't negatively impact hotter operating folks?
>>22209270>ingesting 1000s of mgs of caffeine every dayjesus christ how many colas are you drinking a day, a 12 oz can of coke has 34 mg of caffeine. you would have no limbs or teeth left if you really drank that much.
>>22209270Womb of satan?
>>22209278Yore like superman then but for coke, cokeman
>>22209273fpbpOP is a gaslighting retard trying to start a soda hate thread.
>>22209301100s, still way way too much>>22209314I don't hate cola, I think it's the tastiest beverage ever created, they just need to stop putting poison dangerous drugs in it by default.
>>22209318Did you become a diesel dyke because you're not as pretty as other girls? When was the first time you shaved your vagina?
>>22209270pepsi all the way only pepsi cherry gets me through the day
>>22209318you are born retarded by default but at age 6 you are supposed to know that you shouldn't drink lots of sodaprobably not your fault though, your parents and schools fucked you up unless you actually have brain damage
You don't know how/when to use greentext
>>22209368Sorry, did I forget the >be me
>>22209270Huh?
>>22209370No. You just suck at greentexting
>>22209278>my stepmom drinks a lot of coffee>YOU'RE WEAK AND I AM STRONGok dude
Are you the alien from Mac and Me, OP?
>>22209270Why don’t you get the caffeine free versions?
>>22209420Well what am I supposed to get at restaurants? Lemon ice water? (Beer makes me feel icky as well but that's totally unrelated).
>>22209270>the tastiest drinkwater.
>>22209423>Well what am I supposed to get at restaurants? Lemon ice water?yeah man I would highly recommend it actually lol
>>22209270the average mexican consumes 2.5 Liters of coca cola per day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFUUpMDuOLM
>>22209529It's the most satisfying drink and I love it. I'll drink 8-10 pints of it a day. But only a fucking idiot acting extra would say it's the tastiest drink.
>>22209270smartest american
>>22209566No-no, that's a misunderstanding.They're saying they consume 2.5 pounds of Coke per day.And you've got to understand that's an average, it's skewed by outliers like Cocaine Jack, who subsides on nothing but mother natures finest marching powder and hasn't slept in 36 years.
>>22209270In OP's case, it's the sleep apnea, not the caffeine.
>>22209318Okay, I'm sorry for calling you a retard.
>>22209278Your English is horrendous, and if you were attempting to make a point, you've fallen flat.
>>22209318try making your own. This is a cooking board after all
>>22209270>been ingesting 1000s of mgs of caffeineyou would have to drink 28 cans of coke a day just to hit 1000 mg
>>22209270>Why are they poisoning the tastiest drink with poisonIndeed and I've never been able to find pic related.
>>22209270there's barely any caffeine in a can, how much fucking coke are you drink fatty
>>22209270>Why are they poisoning the tastiest drink with poison for lethargic low strung zombies that prevents you from sleeping /ck/?Because people buy it just for that specific effect.You do know you can buy caffeine-free soda nowadays, right? It's usually in yellow or gold colored cans.>>22209273>Caffeine has basically no stimulant effect on caffeine addicts.That's not actually true. Your mom probably has the same problem that I have, an overactive liver that overproduces enzymes that degrade "poisons". For caffeine, that's CYP3A4. Incidentally, this means that most medications won't work well for her; she'll either need a higher dose, a split dose, or something else entirely that isn't liver-metabolized.In my case, my baseline liver metabolism is 75 times faster than a normal human. I'm basically fucked if I get anything serious. On the plus side, a few years ago a scumbag coworker tried to drug me so he could rob me. I didn't even know he was doing it until he put so much GHB in my drink the last time that he knocked me out for 14 hours.
>>22209270I don't get how Americans (North and South) drink so much soda. Even as a kid with a sweet tooth I could only drink like one a week. The only time I see Euros order a cola is to mix it with booze. I don't think I've drank a soft drink in years. But i hear on average Americans drink THREE cans of soda a day. Mind blowing
>>22214437American here, i drink maybe a dozen sodas per year. I dont understand it either. I want to taste my food, not dyes and HFCS. Plus its not worth the money to buy them either, usually. The only time i get a soda is if its something more rare or fancy that i dont see too often. Or a root beer float in the summer. I wish more Americans would stop falling for the Big Soda psyop. It has absolutely destroyed the tastebuds of most of the populace.
I wasn't allowed soda until I was 12
>>22209270>Amerigolem learns just now that he came out retarded because he was getting poisoned ever since the beginning of fetal developmentI also heard of such cases in the UK.
>>22209270Cases like OP is where abortion is morally justifiable, he should have been aborted warp speed 10X
Since we're on the topic of soda, I got a question: my fruit drink has a little bit of black mold floating around in it. Not too much, but it must have gone past it's expiration. If I mix it with a Coca Cola, will that shit kill it and make it safe(r) to drink? Quick google search is inconclusive, since it's not as acidic as I thought and the sugar might actually feed the mold and make it worse.
>>22209270>posted from Axolotlquestiones, Mexico
>>22214772Nevermind, I boiled the drink and then poured some vodka into it for good measure. It will remain seen if this shit kills me or not, but it tastes good.
>>22209270easy on the pepsi, retard
>>22214709>brings up UK out of no whereRent free
