https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b5WdCr8cM4 Just a thread for laughably awful commercials for food products that end up being funny. The one in my post is a commercial for a Brazilian chocolate covered marshmallow treat called "Dan-Top." Apparently aired on TV in 2003 but posted on YouTube in 2012.As a little kid I actually used to think this commercial was awesome but looking back at it now uh...yeah. Probably the worst CGI I have ever seen, even for 2003 standards. Looks kinda creepy as well and the characters have annoying voices. And the fact that it actually aired on TV...kek. The treat itself though was pretty good, I mean you can't really go wrong with chocolate and marshmallow. Can't ever go wrong with chocolate and marshmallow, chocolate and peanut butter, or chocolate and caramel.P.S. I accidentally posted this on /co/ at first just now and deleted it as soon as I noticed lol. I was sort of like "wow that is A LOT of cartoon pics of a board about cooking." I probably made the mistake cuz /ck/ and /co/ are directly next to each other by default above and I wasn't paying that much attention.
>>22211406for the picrel you should've just used the actual thumbnail from the video. i think the thumbnail looks funnier than them on the slides. seeing them up close is just even creepier
>>22211406>Can't ever go wrong with chocolate and marshmallow, chocolate and peanut butter, or chocolate and caramel.super based
>>22211514I feel like a thread about that or even just chocolate and marshmallow in general would've been more interesting than a thread about terrible food commercials.
>>22211514For me it goes like, best to worst, chocolate and caramel > chocolate and marshmallow > chocolate and peanut butter. I like all three almost equally but peanut butter is in last place because peanut butter is just so dry which to me has always have 0.05 minus points against peanut butter though I can almost always overlook it as peanut butter tastes so good.
>>22211406chocolate branco = white chocolatede morango = strawberrysounds kinda good
>>22211406>Terrible commercials for food productsIdk wtf you mean that was one of the best comercials I've ever seen.
>>22211974Right?! Pixar and Disney have got nothing on this! Best 3D animation ever!
Chocoboru for me.
>>22211406European Art is so……Superior..
>>22212209Oh yeah that one was...well...it was something else to say the least kek.
>>22211406>Terrible commercials for food productsIn Britain back in 1982 we had this very disturbing advert for Kinder Eggs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y72Bz8nJVFo
>>22212265SHIT that's the literal best example ever of this and I somehow didn't remember it to post in this thread! Like seriously WHAT THE FUCK were they even thinking? This was a commercial to sell a CHILDREN'S product. Who the fuck woke up and said "let's make a Humpty Dumpty that's covered in human skin and has a wide ass mouth, tiny beady eyes, fucked up ears, and tiny human hands" and then the people who worked on this commercial said "this looks good" and decided to air it. I refuse to believe that it was made sincerely with no ironic intent.
>>22212289imagine if we had skin covered eggs that bled when you broke them...and i don't even wanna think about what their yolk would be
>>22211406Stopped going here for a decade solely because of this abomination unto the Lord.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzQ-_nZoMWw
Always disliked the Quiznos meth-hampster commercials, but damn i miss that mesquite chicken and chicken carbonara...
>>22212365GOD THAT COMMERCIAL IS SO ANNOYING...imagine having to hear it a million times while it's actually airing on tv
>>22212211OP commercial isn't European it's Brazilian. They're speaking Brazilian Portuguese.
>>22212441not saying it's the case with that anon but i've met some retarded people who unironically think brazil is part of europe kek
>>22212575>but i've met some retarded people who unironically think brazil is part of europe kekI think this clip explains why? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
>>22212575Not quite as severe but common enough to bother me: people who assume Brazilians speak Spanish and not Portuguese. After the 1 billionth time I've been asked that question it's like do some research people! The people I actually hate though are the ones who are confidently incorrect who try to argue with me that Brazilians speak Spanish and not Portuguese, me as someone who was born and raised in Brazil...meanwhile they don't know anything about cultures outside of the US outside of (often offensive and sometimes not even correct) stereotypes. Mexicans eat tacos, Brazil has sexy women, Japan makes anime, the Chinese eat cats and dogs, etc. Those are literally the only things they know about those countries. Oh and they believe Europe and Africa are countries and not continents and that all of Africa is poor and starving. At that point it's just like come on pick up a fucking book...hell these days you don't even need a physical book anymore. There's stuff like YouTube and Khan Academy. Any other excuse is just laziness and choosing to be ignorant.
>>22211406>Terrible commercials for food productsNot exactly terrible but the Northern English (Leeds area - Yorkshire) accent is quite strong here, this advert is from about 1973 and I would have been about the same age as the older lad in this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1kHWJF3fgkI'm from the South West of England, so a totally different accent but can you see the link between this and the other one I posted here >>2221226510 internet points for correct answer.
>>22212633wtf i literally can't understand a single thing the kid is saying
>>22212633Another one from 1973 (although it's been remastered) It again has a Northern accent and supposed to depict a Northern scene but in fact it was filmed in Dorset (South West England) and we mostly speak like pirates down here. The most interesting thing is the director and most You Tube videos give it away but have you noticed the link between all the videos I have posted? >>22212645>wtf i literally can't understand a single thing the kid is sayingI am native English, so I get it but if you ever hear a Geordie (Newcastle area) in a strong accent speak fast, then I am lost also.
>>22211406>GIGGA PUDDI, GIGGA BUDDIOh sorry I thought you said kino adshttps://youtu.be/UnHDO9Qw2B0?is=sISOH2Q9lAsueDx7
>>22212660Forgot video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KoLwAdkcdk
>>22212633KEK the best part is in the thumbnail. the face the small blonde kid makes is just fucking hilarious. with no words he's saying "i didn't wanna fucking be in this commercial and i fucking hate being here but my fucking parents are fucking forcing me to be in it so fuck me this is my fucking life i guess"
>>22212633>SouthwestYou a Devon Chad or a Cornish pedo?
>>22212667Yeah pretty much.The kids originally weren't actors, they were just kids but the older guy and a girl appeared in later adverts as some sort of relationship thing but centred around burgers.
>>22212670>You a Devon Chad or a Cornish pedo?Neither - Somerset.
>>22212678Fair
>>22212365Ah, that Red Bull animation style.
>>22212667>>22212675Charming iin its simplicity, as commercials were back then.>Hello, we are just normal everyday kids and we LOVE [product]. [product] is great! Your kids will love [product] too! Also I did not spend the last two hours trying to memorize these lines.
>>22212633I know this applies to all children in old media but crazy to think that these two kids are most likely in their 60s now. Most likely not dead but then again some people do die in their 60s or even before their 60s.
>>22212579Damn she's hot as fuck and pretty much my ideal woman appearancewise and I'm usually not even all that into blondes. Too bad she's dumb as fuck too though pretty much perpetuating the dumb blonde stereotype.
>>22213340she's not 100% my ideal woman but i agree she's hot af, especially because her skin is smoooooooooth as fuck. i know she almost certainly has a shit ton of makeup on and probably even body makeup on her arms and upper chest but regardless it still looks gooooooood. i haven't met a woman whose skin looks this good without makeup but ironically i've met exactly one guy whose skin looks this good without makeup. you could argue he had on makeup but i highly doubt it as he didn't seem like the feminine type and his skin looked like that literally all the time with no bad days
>>22213374>i haven't met a woman whose skin looks this good without makeup but ironically i've met exactly one guy whose skin looks this good without makeupIt's kinda funny how women go through so much work to have their skin and hair look good meanwhile men don't even give a shit and a lot of time even do things "wrong" such as using shampoo for both your hair and body and washing your face with hand soap and using a bar of soap on your hair and yet even then men somehow still manage to have better looking skin and hair than women...It's almost as if all of those extra products women use for their skin and hair should be avoided because they make your skin and hair worse and it's much better to just stick to basic soaps and shampoos and nothing else.
>>22213374>>22213396somewhat similar back when i went to school there was this native american guy who wore short shorts (as in above the knee) a lot and had the silkiest smoothest legs you've ever seen and claims to have never shaved a day in his life and all the girls were jealous that they had to shave daily to get their legs to look like that and he didn't lol
>>22211406This fucking thing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shs0rWBo3uY
>>22213668I'M THE NESQUIRK RABBIT...I'M THE CHOCOLATE MILK BUNNY...I GIVE CHOCOLATE MILK TO THE KIDS...I DELIVER THE GOODS...I DELIVER THE GOODS...I DELIVER THE GOODS... *echoes*
>>22213683i 100% get that reference but i don't wanna spoil it for others. i think it's funnier if people figure it out themselves
>>22213729i felt that
>>22212265i think there was a similarly weird one about ice cream somewhere
>>22212265Imagine hanging out with the Beatles dropping acid and this shit comes on the telly
>>22213340>dumb blonde stereotypeDidn't exist until after WW2makes ya think
>>22212645It's easy to understand for an American.
>>22213783https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erh2ngRZxs0I assume this is the one you mean? Regardless though definitely weird...more than weird, fucking horrifying! I do find the Kinder Egg commercial more unsettling than this one overall though. The human skin on the Kinder Egg just puts it over the edge for me.
>>22213927Dang dude did you really need to provide a picrel? Now everyone is forced to look at that abomination regardless if they click embed or not. It's a really high quality picrel too when you click the thumbnail.
I wouldn't say this one is terrible per se, I actually like it and find it funny, but regardless it's just extremely weird and doesn't exactly make me hungry for Burger King. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAwcj6d8XTQ
>>22214033i saw this before but it's somehow worse than i remember. just the idea of a grown man slithering on the floor like a snake and then opening his mouth really wide like a snake to eat a huge burger in one bite...gross
>>22211437>actual thumbnail from the video>I'm a dad!
>>22214190LOL can't unsee. If he's a dad though why did he take a bit out of his child? If let's say the chocolate part is skin, muscle, and bones combined (using similar logic that we use for the m&m's characters really) that'd mean the marshmallow inside is their internal organs and he took a bite out of his own kid and now their kid's internal organs are spilling out...
>>22214224i mean now that you brought up the m&m characters they're cannibals too. they eat m&m's all the time in commercials and it's the only thing they ever seem to eat too
The KFC cuckoldery one, I think even if you were blind to the racial implications you would find it a bit weirdhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLfkqgZK2uA
>>22214224It is small and weak. He must consume it to regain his strength, and try again. Such is the fate of the chocolate monstrosity.
>>22214250I rarely use the word cringe but yeah this is it.
>>22214033this is just weird and not in a good way
>>22215608...is there such a thing as weird in a good way? To me weird has always had exclusively negative connotations. Growing up in school being called weird was one of the worst insults. Once you were labeled as weird it basically meant you were a person to be avoided and that people didn't really like and felt uncomfortable around.
>>22215641Not who you're replying to but there definitely is such a thing. It's kinda hard to explain because it's one of those things that just sort of are what they are but what I would say is that weird in a good way is weird in a way that has a point and turns out to be funny or intriguing in some way. If we're talking about a person then a good weird person is someone who can be weird when they want to but they're self-aware about it and can turn their weirdness on and off to suit the proper situation. Meanwhile weird in a bad way is weird in a way that just sort of makes you uncomfortable and nothing more...just uncomfortable. And if we're talking a bad weird person it's someone who is weird 24/7 and has zero self-awareness of how weird they really are and wonders why they have no friends.
>>22215679good weird=attractive personbad weird=ugly person
>>22214033Reminds me of that scene in Nightmare on Elm Street where Freddy tries to eat that girl
>>22215700ouch yeah that one was uncomfortable to watch
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>>22215740Okay this is actually fucking hilarious. So many fucking twists for 28 seconds.
