>>22212825that's just satay sauce
>>22212825buy an ad
>>22212825i've got some nut sauce for you op
>>22212825ssamjang
>peanut sauce>newwhatever you say buddy
this product exists to answer the question: how can we trick fatties into adding EVEN MORE calories to their food?
>>22212825Should I ask my gf if I can cum on her face or should I just do it?
>>22212865When you do, tell her it’s the new condiment in town
buy an ad
This board seems thirsty.
>>22212858it's new for people who haven't tasted it before
>>22212825I'm actually intrigued
>>22212884You've never tasted pussy before, that doesn't mean pussy is new.
>>22212893it'll be new to me...why do you have to be so mean..
>>22212825>"made to be dunked"only fats will eat this.
>>22212888Satay is pretty good. every SEA monkey country has their own version of it
>>22212893men’s buttholes are very old to me
>>22212879Why are there dangling testicles embossed in the side of that?
>>22212825>Old timey cartoon aesthetic>Rebranding Asian food for wyt>Meme reference
>>22212865Tell her you want to fuck her titties and then take her out to dinner.
>>22212826based
>>222128251. Is it good?2. What would I put it on generally?
>>22212825Poor branding choice.
>>22213442>tfw gf won't let you tit fuck her because ONE time you left skid marks
>>22213522Lmao. Where did the skid marks mark??>tfw gfs tits are too small to tittyfuck
>>22213031Whenever you're drinking fountain water, and you feel like pulling down your pants and measure your ball size, the fountain-side orchidometer is here to help.
>>22212870Condom mint?
>>22212982dont listen to him man you're gonna taste pussy. you're gonna taste the best pussy in the world.
>>22213611>sure you will, anon>*points gun at back of his head and pulls the trigger*
>>22213542>dick too small to effectively fuck tits
>>22212825AI generated slogan.
>>22212825>0 restaurants stock it because of nut allergies
>>22212870That's hilarious. If I ever manage to have sex I'll say this.
lol "nut sauce"
>>22212825The nut just drips out.
>>22213913I've never heard of anything having an allergy to peanuts IRL, but apparently it's something fairly common in the US? Good "killer sauce" for your favorite dishes.
>>22212825i will slurp the nut juice
>>22212862it cant possibly have more calories than ranch
>>22214659Im the only person I know with food allergies. Luckily im mostly allergic to certain preservatives so not even food.The actual foods im allergic to are certain raw fruits and nuts. My allergies to preservatives in sauces only developed later in life after I was bitten by an asian ladybug which caused me to break out in hives. Ever since i get hives in the EXACT same spots as i did when the ladybug bit me whenever i eat mcdonalds burgers, subway sandwiches or stuff like premade garlic sauces when buying Döner. Im not even mad. Prevents me from eating fast food.
>>22212825i got you nut sauce riight hehre!
>>22214856haha YEAH
>>22214672They’re pretty close
>>22214678Looks like the Asian lady conferred wisdom upon you. Not cool to call Asians bugs, tho.
>>22212825Congrats, your product has made the list of things i will never buy.Next time buy an ad.
