The most delicious meat God has created... and it's found inside a bug.
>>22213450shrimp aren't bugs
>>22213450>The most delicious meat God has created
>>22213450It's not even the best shellfish meat.
>>22213462It depends on the shrimp, my guy. You get some of those giant ones that have a natural sweetness to them and taste almost like lobster, there's nothing better than that.
>>22213462mogs crab severely
>>22213462this. crab > every other shellfish
>>22213496Crab is good but it's still far outpaced by many others. Especially these guys that you've probably never even heard of called langostinos. I figured out how to make a restaurant quality dish with these bad boys in the dead of the night in 4-5 minutes using a microwave.
>>22213496you can’t even really season crab because it’s in the shell until you eat it
>>22213515and that's why it's good, can't fuck it up that way
>>22213452Close enoughI’d eat a landbug if it were good
Shrimp existed long before bug
>Start keto>Start incorporating shrimp and eating a lot of it >Realize shrimp has the highest amount of purines>caused me INCREDIBLE KNEE PAIN >It's like lactic acid but in your knees/legs >Couldn't sleep comfortable for almost a week >Took about five days to fully subside >Find out you're only supposed to eat shrimp about 2-3 times a week and not every day. >Also got worried about gout as well Live and learn, I suppose. Now I know, and knowing is half the battle. No, but seriously it was like having molten lava in my knees. It was fine if I was sitting or standing, but I couldn't lay down. I do fucking love shrimp, but everything in moderation.
>>22215823What part of >Eat too much, and you'll get sickdidn't you understand?
bugs might be alright if they lived in the water and thus couldn't be made out of goop inside, like shellfish
I'm making creb and skrimp po boys tonight, wish me luck.
>>22216774You’ll get better results with smaller fritters
>>22213450>season the fuck out of it and smother it in sauce>now it's delicious!fucking idiot.
>>22215659do you think a lawn shrimp would see an actual shrimp and think “my nigga”
>>22216774>creb and skrimp>poI know it'll be delicious but ain't nothin "po" bout dem der croquettes.wonder if I can make a po boy crab salad made principally of lump crab meat, caviar, and truffle oil... maybe scoop it up with some lobster tail.
>>22216790>>season the fuck out of it and smother it in sauce>salt pepper lemon fresh herbsbait used to be believable
to:22216790where to even begin. People like this can vote.
>>22213473Naw. I love shrimp. I eat them all the time. But Crab is the goat.
>>22216786I've never prepared crab before. If it sucks everyone will be disappointed.
>>22216829Crab is just as easy to cook as shrimp.
>>22216839Alright. I will succeed.
>>22216829like dude said, crab is pretty simple. Like the other shellfish, it comes packed with its own flavors. You just boil it until it's cooked and that's the bulk of the work. It releases all its own flavors and salts into the water. Crack it open, dip in some butter, done. I've only ever done leg chunks though. A lot people like the brains and guts and stuff but that never looked appealing to me.
They look okay.
>>22213450>The most delicious meat God has created...
>>22216883oh no are you becoming one of those avatarfags
>>22216803Shut the fuck up gay cunt
Everyone liked them!
>>22216820something tells me you’re a louisianafag
>>22216800fo shomost definitely
>>22216850>Pic related>It was only a few times in college anon, I swear, I'm still your forever girl
>>22215823My knees hurt but this wouldn't have happened if you had just kept this information to yourself.
>>22215883clearly the "you'll get sick" part? hello?
>>22215233you're the type of faggot who'd say whales aren't fish
>>22217841Whales are cows lol faggot
>>22213506So fucking good
>>22213450is this why i have an asian fetish
>>22215883Into the flame, into the fireWith no regard for a thingFuck that, I'm the Lord of the GameI rule this empireI am the God of Hellfire!
are there people who really think Shrimp, lobsters, and crabs are bugs
>>22218492
>>22218259Whales are big beautiful co.. uh.. mammals!
>>22218492its the goto cope for the "you will eat bugs" fellasno matter how many times the culinary difference between sea arthropods and land arthropods are explained to them, they'll have that one
>>22215233Everyone gets the bug issue wrong. Plenty of meat we eat comes from gross looking things. What matters is if it's big enough you can clean it vs. eating it whole. Can't really clean a cricket. But a shrimp or a lobster's big enough you can separate the good meat from the rest of it.
>>22216882Looks great
>>22215823Bummer.I went on a shrimp kick last year and forgot how good it was and how easy it is to flavor. Not to mention it's like pure lean protein.What stopped me from eating it all the time is the smell after cooking.
>>22215823I thought gout/purines always went to the feet first.I have at times had some weird and somewhat intense knee pains for no apparent reason and now I think purines are a plausible cause.
>>22219620More like land bugs don't have any actual meat and is all bad parts.
I kind of agree with OP; not that shrimps (prawns) are the absolute best but they are fantastic occasional treat when your usual diet consists of chicken, tuna, ricin beans, and beef
>>22220506>Ricin beansHow are you still alive?!?!?! Jk I say it that way, too ;^)
>>22220523we all need to eat ricin beans sometimes, to build a tolerance
>>22220590Inconceivable.
>>22213450I eat my shrimp vein in like a man
My wife doesn't bother deveining any seafood. It's fucking disgusting. How do I change her mind?
If you are buying shrimp, look at where they are sourced from. A lot come from India (including Costco) and I don't want to wish that on the great peoplekind of /ck/
>>22213506>langostinosthey cute
>>22213506>>22221350Langostinos aren't bad. I live in an area where Atlantic lobster is cheap compared to other areas and Langostinos probably get you about 70% of the way there when it comes to the taste. >>22221348Do NOT buy shrimp from India. If you can't afford American shrimp, what you want is Argentinian shrimp. That is a very good product.
>>22221199beatings
for me it's Shrimphalf stick of butter in a panspices of your choicetoss shrimp in sauceput ravioli in butter sauce and toss it around with the shrimpBONE APPLE TEETH
The shell has all the flavor, not the meat. Fry all the shells and strain and keep the oil. You now have fragrant, flavored prawn oil. Grind and mash all the leftover crispy fried shels into a pulpy mush and now you have extremely intense, flavorful prawn spread.
>>22213515You season the water you cook it in. Like crawdaddys
>>22221734This nigga throws out the meat and eventually the shells just so he can drink shrimp juice.
>>22215823>do fad diet>get health problemsJust eat normally and don't bother with these meme diets. It doesn't matter whether it's keto, vegan, carnivore, Ray Peat diet... whatever, they are all retarded
>>22220500 gram for gram, you want mammal meat.even if they "big boned" they have protein mass than any bug. Vegans/globalhomos who cry about it, don't care about efficiency .
>>22222336>More protein mass than any bug
>>22215823>ketolard at risk of getting gout
>>22222329>Just eat normally and don't bother with these meme dietsOnly diet that works is the fork putdown diet, but some people just wanna shovel 4000 calories of butter and steak down their maw.
yeah but why was god like "imma make this awesome shit go bad after three days, kek"
>>22222926Grow up you fucking wigger
>>22222936shii you aint even finna answer my question, thas whack as hell
>found inside a bug.You might actually be retarded no joke
>>22213450>The most delicious meatNah, that's pork. Only thing better than a good fatty pork roast is bacon.
>>22220498>I thought gout/purines always went to the feet first.No, mine flared up in my left elbow. My toes didn't even notice it.BTW, allopurinol and febuxostat both suck. Allopurinol causes all sorts of weird shit like skin thickening. Febuxostat is even worse -- one of its listed risks is "sudden death". I'm not joking, look up the warnings.There's another even older drug that works wonders, and naturally it was pulled off the market when allopurinol was approved (just like they started pushing febuxostat the moment that allopurinol's patent protections expired). The old stuff is called benzbromarone, and it works by forcing your kidneys to piss out uric acid.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BenzbromaroneOnly problem is you can't get it in the U.S. because the manufacturer asked the FDA to stop approving it. Apparently one person out of every 17,000 has liver problems when taking it. Compare and contrast with the epidemic of "died suddenly" from the clot shot back in 2021, which is "totally safe!"
>>22215659Earth is 6000 years old.
>>22224956Mental illness.
>>22224930According to the information I can find, between 9 and 40 people died worldwide from the COVID vaccine. What are you saying exactly, because it sounds kinda backwards.
