The Good Housekeeping Halloween edition is out!Full of fun and spooooky food and adult drink ideas!Entertain your friends!Both living and *dead*If you have any friends
1. buy an ad2. if you're "entertained" by "halloween" you have double digit IQ
>>22217345If you're gonna color donut glaze then it should be orange, yellow, and red>>22217372>"halloween"Why the quotations?
>>22217420because "halloween" is a rootless amerishit consumerist "holiday"
>>22217345>lightly oil donut pansTF is this nigger talking about?
>>22217425Your use of "quotations" is fucking "retarded".
>>22217444Theyre assuming you have a donut pan. But you donut!
>>22217372Fuck you. I love halloween and my copper-eyed black kitty.
>>22217444 Anglos are afraid of frying so they bake a cake and call it a donut rather than a doughnut because they're made of batter and not dough. Same reason vegan companies make chik'n nuggets and bāk'n.
>>22217509Alright well shieet. apparently im a "dumbass" and a "poor" and do enjoy a nice cake style
this nigga deleted he post because of a grammar mistake lol
>>22217463Not really. He's implying he doesn't consider it true Halloween, in the traditional sense, nor does it consider this version of it a holiday.
>>22218021Almost nothing is a fucking holiday in the modern day, but only if you're gonna be that much of a purist faggot about it, so yeah it's retarded and so are you.
>>22218034Christmas outside of Goymerica is a holiday. Eat my ass if you think otherwise
>>22218089Not by the standards you're assuming anon has, you disingenuous fuck. Get your boyfriend to eat your ass.
>>22218120Halloween = cringeChristmas = basedSimple as that, faggot
>>22218174Both are based and you're a mad homo for thinking otherwise.
>>22217372Ghost hands typed this post.
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>>22217372"entertain" in the context OP used it means being a host to a guestyou didn't realize this because it is you who has a double digit iq
>>22218355Nice botulism apples
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>>22217372If you don't like Halloween you aren't white.
>>22218355Can we get a close up of that witches brew? looks genuinely sick.
>>22218505>1 tsp activated charcoal Lol. No thanks.
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>>22218363Why
>>22218514literally no taste. at worst a bit of a wooded taste. However, its tequila, that and the lime will overpower it.
Fuck off, it's still September.
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>>22218556Stores are already clearancing the Halloween stuff and putting Christmas items out
>>22218556It's officially Autumn now which means its Spooky Season. Enjoy the Autumnal prison season, child.
Sorry, but nothing will ever top this.
>>22218475You aren't white.
>>22218475>Halloween, a holiday mostly enjoyed by Americans and Mexicans>"it is le white!!!"
Our confectioner apprentice made these.
>>22217372Fuck you.
>>22220348Is he 10 years old, per chance?
>>22221051That's better than the vast majority of adults could do.
>>22221093>flop fondant on dessert and cut out a mouthNo, you're right, I'm just in denial.
>>22217372lmao you're having a bad life.
>>22221097Just getting those horns to stick at the correct angles is far beyond most people, and if you think otherwise then yeah you really are in denial. Hell, piping the eyebrows would be a massive roadblock, you overestimate the desert decorating ability of your average person. Most people have never even held a fucking piping bag. Even correctly baking whatever that fondant was covering would be a dice roll.
>>22221051lighten up, pseud.
>>22220348Very cute, I bet Santa’s gonna be eatin good this year
