>buy frozen pizza>instructions say to cook directly on grillYeah, let me drip grease all over the bottom of my oven so I can get the best quality for my frozen pizza. Who the fuck do these assholes think they are? And it's not just cooking instructions, it's recipes as well.
>>22218937which ‘zen’za told you to cook it on the grill? I don’t even believe you
>>22218937>grease dripping >frozen pizzaI have literally never had this happen. Perhaps it is you, the ‘idiot’ they are referring to
>>22218978Put a frozen pizza in a pan and cook it. Take it out. Notice all that oil? That's going to the bottom of your oven when you put it directly on the grill.
>>22218942Red Baron.https://www.redbaron.com/en-ca/products/red-baron-classic-crust-four-meat-frozen-pizza
>>22218985oh what the fuckyeah I guess you’re frenchit’ll be fine if you just put it on a baking sheet or something
>>22218995Quebec actually. I think eating frozen pizza is a crime in France.
>>22218942>>22218984Cooklets always out themselves. Nether of you even know what a frozen pizza is let alone have ever cooked one. If you had you wouldn't have said something so monumentally stupid. They almost all tell you to cook them directly on the oven grill and there is no grease dripping. If you cook them on a tray the crust is a disgusting pale tasteless cracker. They have to be cooked with direct heat.
>>22218937How will grease drip ? It stays in the base of the za. There's only crust and the dough that has potential to drip you idiot
>>22219052>all frozen pizzas are assembled to perfectionit's because sometimes the crust is lopsided and the pepperoni grease spills over the side instead of forming a pool in the center
>>22219060I've cooked thousands of frozen pizzas over my lifetime. This has never once happened, stop making up bullshit in your mind to justify your schizophrenia.
>>22219069you can even see evidence of it in OPs image. The cheese and sauce is nearly spilling over the side at the top. That's where the pepperoni grease will travel and it's even worse if your oven is not perfectly level.I'm sorry you lack the imagination to understand how things may occur to someone else.
>>22219074Again as a cooklet you have never made anything for yourself and are just wildly speculating. Begone you shameful brood of vipers.
pretty weak argument and you sound like a faggot
>>22219074There's something wrong with you if you ever had a frozen pizza drip anything off the sides
>>22219069Thousands?
>>22219013Thank you. OP has literally proved why they need instructions.
>>22219013>calling others cooklets when you're bragging about cooking a fucking frozen food productlmaojust lmao
>>22218978I raped your pizza today
>>22219150kek
>>22218937Who the fuck puts a frozen pizza on the grill. Do you mean grate you brown skinned ESL faggot?
>>22219177>search youtube for frozen pizza on grill>hundreds of results
>>22219013>directly on the oven grillmy problem was I had never heard the rack called a “grill”. you can probably imagine what I was thinking the instructions were implying, and no I always the use the “oven grill” to grill up my ‘za
>>22219013>Mind broken by big sludge
>>22219189>Search internet for eating shit>thousands of resultsI say again, who the fuck puts pizza on the grill?
>>22218942>'zen'zaHonestly, you deserve to be gutted. What a cunt.
>>22219119pizzas?
>>22219481you're just hating on grillinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ3iv9il1Io
>he doesn't cold smoke his frozen 'za overnightIt's like you don't even want to experience flavortown.
>>22219504I love how it's just swimming in oil and then he pours even more oil on it at the end. Still I would try it, not the way he sauces it though, and that sauce looked more like salsa.
>>22219508looks like they serve it in rhode islandhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZmk3WyAuUc
>>22219573That looks way better, my friend got a house recently and was going to get a grill. Might have to talk him into trying this.
>>22218937The greasy ingredients are on the top and they're engineered to not have so much that they drip while cookingEven if they did, you do know you're supposed to clean your oven sometimes, right?
the heat of the grease cooks the cheese
>>22219649>Even if they did, you do know you're supposed to clean your oven sometimes, right?That activity is reserved for renters and is only performed prior to move out day.
>>22218937>Yeah, let me drip grease all over the bottom of my ovenYou can put a sheet of aluminum foil on the bottom of the oven, you know.
literally any frozen food that asks you to add it to a pan with hot oilwho the fuck even writes these
Man imagine being too retarded to even cook frozen pizza.
