So earlier at work today, somebody told me that they had a "bowl" for lunch, like Igaf, right?And I had no idea what the wtf they were talking about. A "bowl". A bowl of fucking what? Bowls aren't edible, you put food in the bowl and eat the food. So he didn't understand what *I* didn't understand, I was like wtf fuck are you talking about, he just kept saying like "you know a bowl, like it's a bowl". Like yeah I know what a bowl is retard, how nondescript of you to say that you ate a bowl.Anyways I guess what his dumbass couldn't describe was something like pic related. You get it at some shitty chains and instead of making something they just throw all the shit in a bowl and you mix it up and you eat it and...that's a big deal to people? I guess that's desirable? It's easy to eat or something?Anyways, is "eating a bowl" common for you people or people you know? Like it's a normal thing to "eat a bowl"? Sounds fucking stupid like it's just the ingredients for something but you didn't actually make the something. Idk first time I ever heard of it, it's both fascinating and infuriating how little people can articulate what they're trying to say, you know what I mean?
>>22219519are you autistic or just retarded?
>>22219519that just looks like rice and chilli desujust say rice and chilli
>>22219519>Anyways, is "eating a bowl" common for you peoplerecently yeah. I do eat “burrito bowls” at home because I can’t be assed to assemble tacos anymore. I can’t think of another “bowl” besides poke bowl but that’s not the same thing because poke is only ever served in a bowl I think
>>22219530I can spot a few minor differences between this and chili
>>22219536KFC famous bowls
>>22219548right how the hell could I forget, it’s literally famous. someone should spank me for being so stupid.
Holy fuck, autism does speak.
>>22219548They're pronounced "bowels"
>>22219522>>22219572crybaby snowflake bowleaters
>>22219519It comes from the stupid Buddha Bowl trend from years ago and also Chipotle bowls. It just means putting a carb, veggie, and protein in a bowl for a meal.
>>22219519trying too hard to be copypasta
>>22219530>desuSpotted the anime watching virgin incel who doesn't even know what that word means
>>22219530You are the most annoying person who posts here
Guy in OP's story is using a buzzword.>You get it at shitty chainsThose are for morons who overpay for trendy names. Any idiot can buy rice, vegetables, and whatever meat or beans they want. I make my own super cheap, but don't go around saying "bowl."
>>22219519Oh, this is due to shitty branding. Places that serve crap like poke bowls, protein bowls, salad bowls, etc. don't have them branded so you can't go "I had a McCluckin Bowl today" and have people understand you went to McDicks and got that specific thing. Essentially fast food is catering to the keto/fitfag trend and trying to shill "healthy" food to the goyim. So they made various bowls and stuff, but didn't really brand them because it's sort of a passing fad that will likely disappear. And of course if you mean a bowl of noodles, that is properly branded as Ramen and Pho. So people know what you got in 1 word. Same shit with poke - say that and people go "oh". Chipotle is probably the most recognizable "bowl" out there, but it's definitely not branded there either - largely due to it being "build your own". So names are hard to add to it. Anyway OP, a bowl is typically gonna be rice plus some beans, protein and veg per your order.
>>22219772tryhard newfag
>>22219735I wonder what life as a crab would be like
>>22220029you spend your last 5 minutes being boiled
>>22219519Yeah pretty much used to hearing "a bowl" all the time. It basically means no bread/tortilla/etc., and is generally a protein with some veggies, rice/cauliflower rice, a sauce, and whatever other ingredients. It's probably easier to say "a bowl" than specifying in a lot of situations. Like, my favorite Greek place has bowls that are legit. The teriyaki place? Bowls. Chipotle? Bowls. KFC? Bowls.Typically it's just easy to digest and eat quickly with very little cleanup or chance of making a mess, like eating a salad. Grab a spoon and eat.
>>22221012Bowls are a complete meal in a bowl. It's carb, veggie, and protein but in a bowl. The food is bite sized and meant to be eaten with a single utensil like a spoon or fork.
speaking of bowls get a load of this silly shit
>>22221268Is that falafel on the middle right?
>>22221268For me it's the Papa Johns bowls of pizza toppings and cheese. Even ja/ck/ thought they were stupid and didn't like them
>>22221272I assume so but I'm not really sure. Clearly this is entirely using their sandwich fillings so it's probably the veggie patty thingos I guess?What a brilliant marketing move, this costs them no fucking money (just introduce rice to the food prep) and they don't have to learn anything new, it's all just the same fillings and toppings in a bowl with rice.
>>22221275reminds me of the pizza-oven baked pastas from Pizza Hut (or was it Dominos). Those were pretty good though just so fucking unhealthy. Salty creamy cheesy pasta that was so good your pupils would dilate. And they were just stacked in the freezer and send through the pizza crawler so they probably loved getting those orders. It looks like they've been discontinued which makes me sad because now I want one
>>22221277I do enjoy a good bowl of some slop and rice but it's so easy to make at home I can't imagine going to subway for it.
>>22221286I don't know if pizza hut had them but Domino's certainly did. They also had bread bowl pasta made from a small pizza dough. I remember the alfredo was just penne, a shitload of alfredo sauce squeezed from a bottle, like 6 oz of chicken breast, and cheese. It was ridiculous.
>>22221291Turns out it was pizza hut (I just searched my email for past delivery orders). Last time I ordered it was 2022 lol.The webpage still exists but states at the top that these are no longer available. Dang I will have to search for an alternative
>>22221288yeah it's retarded. i guess if you were already out looking for lunch you might be in the mood for a rice bowl but I would never leave the house for it
>>22221305Domino's still has themhttps://www.dominos.com/menu/pasta
>hey everyone, I'm an out of touch old man, and I'm angry about it!This board is Facebook for millennial boomers lmao.
>>22221310not in Straya sadly
>>22221322crikey
>>22221324fuckin oath
>>22219519back in college i used to smoke a bowl every now and then
>>22219519>you don't have a job>your mom was ordering lunch and she had you look at the menu >you saw bowls and shit your didie>while your mom was changing you, she told you that you're a good boy and the bowls are wrong, not you>she fixed you tendies, Spaghetti Os, and choccy milk and contemplated if she should have died instead of your father as she tasted the salty tears streaming down her cheeks
>>22219519They're a scourge here and I can't wait for that trend to die.
>>22221547how the fuck can they call that a protein bowl just because it has two half handfuls of gnutts squeezed in alongside all the sugar
>>22221550Is that shit on the left side banana? I thought it was chicken at first glance.
>>22220029cancerous
>>22221647yeah that's definitely a nanner and it's sprinkled with birdseed. that looks so annoying to eat.
>>22221547>Functional Bowlsyeah I've always wanted all the joy to be sucked out of food
>>22219772holy newfag
