>Not how instant noodles work. After 30 minutes he collapsed after stomach pain, sweating, and vomiting.>Stomach blockages take days to kill you, not under 2 hours>Raw noodles absorb water, but the volume in the stomach stays the same. They aren't expanding foam, for fuck's sake. It's why birds don't actually pop when you feed them raw rice.>If he was eating raw noodles it's not like he would've been swallowing them whole, they would've mixed with his spit before they got in his stomach.>It takes noodles 4 to 6 hours to leave the stomach so there's no way they're going to block the intestine in under 2 hours.>His dad said it was his "favourite meal" implying his son eating raw noodles was a common thing for him, not an unusual new thing.>In Korea instant noodles are often sold dry with the seasoning on so people can eat them raw like crisps yet Koreans aren't dropping dead in under 2 hours.>They say the noodles were tested and weren't laced yet he was rushed to the toxicology center and died en route.2/10, not how any of this works. Was this a real kid who died?
>>22220633>It takes noodles 4 to 6 hours to leave the stomachbecause everybody has the same metabolism, dippy?wild stuff you got in your thoughts there.
>>22220661Stomach acid. And hence me saying 4 to 6 hours.And intestinal blockages take days to kill, not under 2 hours.
>>22220633nooticing
>>22220633VAX STATUS?!?!?
His father has the Mohammedan headbump, a sign of literal brain damage. See his forehead? See that bump/discolouration? That's a zabiba. It's from bashing his head into the floor during prayers to show off that he's so much more pious than the other retards at his mosque. And yes, it does lead to literal brain damage over time.Not a single conclusion a brain damaged fuck will come to would ever be valid.
>>22220730I didnt expect /ck/ of all places to teach me racist facts so esoteric that even I didnt know. I salute you.
>>22220761if what he said is true that's not a racist fat at all it's just a fact
>>22220633He probably died from something else and they were just looking for something to blame. Some people speculated he was murdered and the noodle thing was a coverup story but I think that's less likely. IIRC Simply Sara died from something similar though. But she had a blockage that had probably been around for a while before suddenly getting worse within a few hours and then dying soon after. You also had that rapper Lil Xan or whatever who blamed Hot Cheetos for his stomach perforating but that was probably related to drug use.
>>22220633In my country, for a while instant noodles had "can be eaten raw" text written on them. For some reason at some point they changed it to "can't be eaten raw".
>>22220679because everybody has the same metabolism, dippy?
I have eaten raw instant noodles. No different than chips with extra preservatives.
reminds me of a case that chubbyemu covered>chinese family of 5 ate fermented egg noodles that had been frozen for a year except for the son that hated them>over the course of the day the 4 members all get ill and end up in the hospital>all slip into a coma and die
>>22222064IIRC they were already fermented by leaving them at room temperature and then unfrozen and left at room temperature even longer. Most of these cases of extreme food poisoning involve people leaving food unrefrigerated with no preservation methods for a long time. And it ends up making people think ever eating leftover rice is like playing Russian roulette even if you kept it refrigerated.
>>22220633I remember when this happened and the general consensus was that his father killed him for schizo religious zealotry reasons>>22220837weird. instant noodles are 100% cooked. when I was a kid it was common for everyone to eat uncooked instant noodles with the powder sprinkled on top. like >>22222038said theyre basically chips. they're deep fried. eating deep fried flour is not a safety concern.
>>22221910Yeah, that's why doctors can treat us, because our bodies follow the same rules. Might wanna go back to science class there "dippy" before I break your little ego in front of the internet.
>>22222071Cooked rice is always literal hours away from going bad. Cooking them in a proper pressure cooker prolongs storage time into less unreasonable one.
>>22222130I've eaten white rice left at room temperature for 12 to 24 hours my entire life. In some cultures they intentionally ferment rice at room temperature and eat it later. Rice food poisoning is rare unless you really fuck the dog.
>>22222154>Note: This Anon died in 2028 from food poisoning
>>22222162You don't die from b cereus you just puke or shit a lot. If you get e coli, salmonella, or botulism from food it was dangerously mishandled or prepared. It had nothing to do with it being fermented.
>>22220661>because everybody has the same metabolism, dippy?>wild stuff you got in your thoughts there.Hey guys, might as well give up on the practice of medicine! It's simply not possible to make generalized statements about the functioning of the human body in order to fix things!
>>22220633It’s dey cultcha!!!
