Which slice do you go for?
>>22220903The Hawaiian one. The pepperoni one would last longer and could be heated up later. Plus if someone else wanted a slice there's a chance they wouldn't like Hawaiian pizza but everyone likes pepperoni, so I would take that one out of consideration of others.
Normalfags lose their minds over how "bad" Hawaiian pizza is over the Internet but when work orders pizza, it's always the first one eaten.
>>22220906That's because the former group is unemployed redditors.
>>22220906thats what happens when you work at the homo factory
>>22220906Bullshit, pepperoni/plain cheese are always gone first. Even though fags on the internet say those are for children.
I take the pepperoni because the cheese looks better on that one, not just because it's pepperoni.
>>22220917They both look shit even THOUGH. It must be at a hospital or something because even gas stations have better pizza than that.
>>22220906Do you work with a bunch of elderly women?
>>222209137 years ago, no one on the Internet or IRL gave two shits about Hawaiian pizza. People still don't but they pretend to because they get social media cool points for it because it's an epic meme. You don't care about it either. If it was offered for free, you'd happily eat it like everyone else.
>>22220960No, I work for Toyota
>>22220962>7 years ago, no one on the Internet or IRL gave two shits about Hawaiian pizzaWell that's just hilariously incorrect.>>22220903"Let's split both!" would probably me my reply if offered one.
Depends on the situation but if gratuity allows it I pick the pineapple off and put it on the pepperoni slice and take the pepperoni slice
>>22220978>Well that's just hilariously incorrect.No it isn't. No one gave two shits about it. There were no memes about it prior to 2020 now people act like pineapple pizza raped their dog and shat in their oatmeal. It's retarded. Stop making twitter memes your personality. You're not cool for having the most basic bitch opinion about pizza some Internet dipshit manufactured for you.
>>22220981You're just making shit up. It's not even a meme, pineapple on pizza has always been divisive.
>>22220998Type "pineapple pizza memes" into google images and you'll see a billion images all from Reddit and Twitter with tons of people having heated debates about it all within the last 7 years or so. You're being willfully ignorant or you're too young to remember a time when those memes didn't really exist. I don't even think it's a very good pizza and I'd never order it for myself, but people make a huge deal about it on social media nowadays. They even pretend to hate it IRL because they saw funny Internet discussions about it yet they eat it all the same as evident by the fact that it's always quickly consumed whenever it's ordered at work.
>>22220903your throat
>>22220981That's nice. Wrong, but nice. Don't forget to wear your sunscreen.
>>22221005I was alive when Hawaiian pizza was invented, kiddo. It has ALWAYS been divisive. Some people love it, some people hate it.
>>22221010Was you on the Internet the entire time? I'm pointing out that no one really gave a shit about it until social media gave enough normalfags a bullhorn for all of their stupid opinions. It's now more divisive than anchovies nowadays because it's in vogue to hate on it.
>>22221016unbased ESL (or retard)
>>22221010You were alive in 1962? >>22220981I remember reading a review of The Satellite Restaurant from the year of invention where the pizza was declared "an unholy mess" that "tasted like a mistake". Want me to find it? I don't remember what newspaper it was but I used to work in the library system and can scan the archives of food reviews, if you really want me to
>>22221016>Was you on the Internet the entire time?Yep, and on this board since 2006. People have always argued about pineapple pizza. You are wrong. Deal with it.
>>22220903which way white man
>>22221016Hardly. People were speaking ill of Hawaiian from jump. Didn't the president of Iceland jokingly say he would ban it/make it illegal in the 2010s? And Italy officially declared it shit in the 1970s.
>>22221028>>22221022I figured that I was being gaslighted so I checked warosu and searched /ck/ pineapple pizza threads from 2011 - 2019. All of the shitposting about pineapple pizza started in 2015 - 2016 though there were a couple of threads in 2014 complaining about it. There was virtually nothing else about pineapple pizza prior to 2014 outside of a few neutral or positive threads. Electionfags from Reddit and Twitter brought their stupid normalfag memes and opinions with them. What a surprise.
>>22221044Nonsense. You're just retarded and don't know how to search. Warosu only shows the first 5000 results of a search which puts the earliest result of a search for pineapple pizza at September 12th 2017.Here's just one (1) from a half decade before that: "Sun, Jul 22, 2012 13:00:30No.3754828>>3754819I'm Australian and I hate Hawaiian. Pineapple doesn't go well with pretty much anything, let alone something that it obviously shouldn't go with, namely pizza.That statistic kinda sounds like bullshit though. I know it's popular, but 95% seems ridiculous."Wanna guess what website launched just before that post was archived? : )
>>22221056pineapple yogurt. pineapple ice cream.
>>22221056I searched for threads retard not posts. Learn to read. These are the earliest threads on the board dedicated to it and they were positive.
>>22221073That's nice, sweetie. Completely false or you wouldn't have specifically mentioned election tourism, but nice. Doesn't disprove a single thing, either. But still: that's nice. Don't forget to get your winter coat dry cleaned. It's getting nippy a little early this year.
>>22221078It proves what I said here >>22220981The only thing that I was wrong about is the date. When you've actually been here for decades instead of merely pretending, the time that passed between 2015 - 2019 blurs together. I guarantee the dude born in 1962 ITT is some facebook boomer that learned about 4chan during the election and now shits up the board permanently because of some msword pineapple pizza meme he saw posted on facebook.
>>22221083>>22220981>No one gave two shits… about it prior to 2020>>22221056>Sun, Jul 22, 2012 13:00:30>No.3754828>>3754819>I'm Australian and I hate Hawaiian [pizza].idk, sweetie. 8 years is an awfully long time difference.What's your favourite drink? My best friend likes tequila even though he's Russian. He says he doesn't like vodka unless he has pickles to chase it. Russians are weird.I don't really drink but I'd probably pick gin if I had to choose. You?
>>22221091I can post "Do Americans Really?" in 2012 but if there are no threads about it, that's not something that represents a large amount of trolling or off-topic shitposting on a board or website. That's why I searched for threads instead of a few individual posts. This should be obvious to you.
>>22220903i wouldn't try pineapple on a standard tomato sauce, but it's really good with the barbecue sauce
both look mediocre at best but the crust on the pepperoni looks awful so the pineapple one
>>22221095That's nice. : )>>22221096Honestly? I'm from Italy but live in the US now. I posted about our pineapple pizzas before. I like them. I'm not a fan of the American ones because it's just sweet on sweet on sweet. Americans use tinned pineapple on pizza, which is sweet, on their sweet tomato sauce, which is sweet, on their sweet pizza dough, which is sweet. That's triple sweet. Our dough is unsugared, our crushed tomato unsweetened (and uncooked) and our pineapple fresh so it winds up being tangy.We also have pineapple "sauce" pizza with no tomato. All versions usually have Italian cooked ham (not the raw one) or mortadella. I think it would be even better with jalapeno on it, too. >barbecue sauceBarbecue chicken pizza was popular in Italy for a hot minute, too.
>>22221117>Americans >Americans >Americans >Americans It was invented and popularized by Canadians and they used canned pineapple, too. You guys were making it incorrectly. Stop crying about your bastardized pineapple pizza.
>>22221120And I live in America, do keep up.
>>22220903hawaiian pizza first then pepperoni pizza last cuz I like to save the best for last
im so fucking hungry dude getting 3 dominos right now
>>22220903BothTake the pineapple off because it doesn’t belong on thatThen add a few pepperonis to the ham one Eat both
