Sup fellow fat slobs, what we eating today? Ck is the board where fat slobs like me eat complete shit that doesnt need any preparation or effort and then talk we about itI had microwaved lasagne (four big boxes) for dinner, filled me up nice. Just rawdogged one after the other, felt kinda lewd lolNow im eatin chips and ice cream and dr pepperI love being a FAT SLOB
had 2 whataburger honey bbq chicken strip sandwich, 1 whataburger patty melt, 2 whataburger taquitoes, 1 whataburger choccy chip cookie, and 1 digorno's meat lovers personal pizza. was lush.
>>22221062got a large migas order earlier, ate it till my stomach hurt fuck it was good. think imma eat a salami sandiwich EXTRA MAYO and a can of pringles to start the night off right
>>22221062This is like the inverse of /fit/'s fat people hate threads kek
>>22221124kek those fitards will never learn, its all about height and dick size. no amount of workout cope will change that. im a 6'3" fat slob with a fat 8.5 inch cock and ive never stepped food in a gym but all the wives on my street throw it back
>>22221124I got /fit/. Had a sixpack and everything. Still didn't find a gf or even get laid so now I'm just enjoying every binge that much more knowing the alternative of being healthy leads to nothing.
I ate 2 Burger King Bacon King cheeseburgers for dinner. They were OK but I was still really hungry so now I'm eating a can of spaghetti and 1 lb of chocolate. I think I might have worms.
>>22221062Wait, why would any self respecting slob be eating this?
>>22221062Based.Only Good Thread on /ck/
>>22221062i made chili oil so I've been pouring it on everything. I've probably ate about a half cup of oil in the past 24 hours. chili oil popcorn, chili oil on sunchips, chili oil on egg tacos, chili oil mayo on my sandwich. i want to just eat more and more things so i can use them as a delivery vehicle for chili oil.
>>22221062I took a Bettergoods thin crust pizza and added 6 oz of mozzarella and 40 more pepperonis and then I baked it and ate the whole fucking thing.
>>22221231thin crust is offensive to my culture, as a person of size
>>22221212fatty spotted
>>22221131>>22221140Keeping with the theme, i like it
Any slobs around?
>>22221837SupFinally a based thread on CK
>>22221062This is my usual go to for lasagna
>>22221889man this is one of those foods i can eat and it just does not fill me up for feel satiated or good. Every once in a blue moon i'll buy one of the family size ones from sams club, I'm not even a big guy but i can eat the whole fucking thing in one sitting, i might feel full for awhile but its like a empty kind of full if that makes sense
>>22222224We're here to talk about stuffing our faces not other men's dicks you fag lmao>222222222
cringe
whew, lads, I just got here but I love GORGING ON FOOD, especially when I am watching WATER BUFFALO FIGHTING or KNUCK!webm related: it's a KNUCK>>22221212Hungry-Man TV dinners are already disgracefully small, but with Lean Cuisine you have to eat like 8 to get full
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>>22222378>>22222381To follow up on Hungry-Man, look at the nutrition facts: 580 calories. A normal man would need to eat at least 4 or 5 of these a day to get 1 day's worth of calories. A man who was actually hungry would need to devour even more.It's flagrant FALSE ADVERTISING unless they're calling them Hungry-Man because you're still hungry after you DEVOUR them!
>>22222382I forgot to post those pic because I was getting so fuckin mad just thinking about how hungry these things leave you
>>22221859I like getting those cheap 2 dollar bricks of store brand ice cream and just loading them up with mini cocoa marshmallows and whatever cereal’s on clearance
I had 1 mcdouble and hot n spicy and im so fucking full
>>22222409>I had 1 mcdouble and hot n spicy and im so fucking fullwtf get the hell out of here. You're not a fat slob.
>>22222409Double that and add sides and then we got a meal going
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How do you guys eat so much shit without feeling terrible?
>>22221062>eat complete shit that doesnt need any preparation>I had microwaved lasagne too much work for me
>>22222392Damn thats a great ideaThis is the advanced slobbin i was looking for
Fat slob propaganda
For me, it's butter flavored pancake syrup. I drink it right out of the bottle sometimes.
What are your guys favorite chips?
>>22221062Do you work? Besides being a janny who does it for free.
>>22222060Makes total sense, I very occasionally get the same think from Costco thinking I’ll have a pan for lunch and dinner and then I eat it all in an hour>>22222539I don’t, if I eat a lot I feel gross after and then sleep hot overnight, so I try not to do it often>>22222763Stacy’s pita chips, tastes like how uncooked Top Ramen noodles used to taste. I bet yours are yummy too
i had a subway footlong and a frozen pizza for lunch. diet starts next week lads
Ate FIVE slices of dominos couple days ago for lunchAte another FIVE the next morning for breakfast
>>22222915There'll always be a place for you here, good luck
god bless ;^)
>>22222763lmao Old Dutch chips>used to go to the strip club all the time>some new stripper who was completely crazy even by stripper standards started working there>claimed her family owned the Old Dutch chips company>got fired >went on a crazed rant about how her family owned Old Dutch and how she was going to get Old Dutch the sponsor the strip club and that wasn't going to happen nowTo this day I have no idea whether her family owned Old Dutch
>>22222951I'm not trying to sound racist, but what size of Domino's pizza was it? It looks alarmingly like a medium or, god forbid, small.
>>22222382It never claimed to satisfy/cure your hunger.
>>22223240Lmfao
>>22221062I have some goodies coming today.>pack of 36 poptarts >pumpkin spice mini donnuts >mini apple pies>100 pizza rolls >four 1.5 quarts of rocky road ice cream>3 pack of stove top stuffing
>>22223345Nice
>>22221062Are some cereal for breakfast, added too much milk so I topped it off with some more cereal but then I had too much cereal at the end so I added some more milk... Accidentally ate the whole box and a half gallon of milk for breakfast haha whoops
>>22223345How much will you eat in one day??
>>22223357Today I will probably eat the apple pies, 50 of the pizza rolls, 1.5 quarts of ice cream, and 2 packs of ramen.
>>22222382Shut up faggot.You don't eat all your daily calories in one sitting.You get hungry, you eat a meal, and then you are satisfied. A single Hungry-Man can easily accomplish the task.
>>22223362how the hell do you get full eating 1 hungry man? You're not a fat slob, you're a fuckin meatlet
Fucking brownoid third worlder was late with my lunch today so i had to wait out on the pavement for a couple minutes instead of just nabbing it at the doorCaught a bunch of looks from civvies, obviously unaccustomed to someone of my massThis lifestyle aint for everyone, respect to those in the game
>>22221062I ate a poached salmon in cream leek sauce with a spinach salad then had some chips and guacamole and also four old fashioneds
i don't see a single picture that proves anyone itt is an actual fat slob
>>22223399Erm, why are you expecting pictures?
>>22223399This isn't /soc/
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>>22223102That pasta-sauce ratio is a mess.
>>22223415I tip my hat
>>22223415Mad respect
>>22223415Ew nigga
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>>22223241Medium
>>22223543I recommend getting large because it's more calories and usually a better deal per square inch.
>>22223415The diabetic ulcer is an excellent taste. You're a true fat slob. Welcome to the club.
>>22223532Not enough cheese
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>>22221062How do we feel about wiping bros? Frankly I think I'm just about done, I have to wipe and wipe and wipe to get it all. Frankly I get tired after the 4th or so wipe. It's uncomfortable reaching back there, the human body simply wasn't meant for that motion. No, I think I'll just wash it in the tub every few days.
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>>22222222idk how else to find the poast
>>22223867There's being a slob and then there's being absolutely DISGUSTING
I'm thinking about ordering some 9 PM pizzaNothing hits quite like a 9 PM pizza
>>22224154Update: I made a 9 PM omelette
>>22224241UnfortunateAtleast I hope it was many eggs with many cold cuts
>>22224241What was in it? Worst feel for me is when I’m craving slop, eat healthy instead, and then end up having the slop anyway
>>22224393Just cheese ;__;
Yesterday for lunch I had a cup of some leftover lentil and bean stew. Dinner was a Caesar salad that I added some white navy beans too and some cheese, and a fiber bar. I usually skip breakfast or I'll have another fiber bar. Today I'll have TWO cups of that stew. Dinner: unsure yet. I'm 5'9" and about 240 or so (obese for my height and lifestyle). I'm very sedentary and work from home which I think is why I'm fat despite eating healthy.
>>22223867Buy a bidet extension for your toilet, buddy. Never have to fund big tp again.
>>22224624Calories in, calories out
These were better than Totino's unironically. Cheaper, too.
>>22221062>what we eating today?None of that shit, but pizza rolls go pretty hard.
>>22224927I might have to order these. I love eating
Drank a gallon of lactose free milk at 3am this morning in a fridge raid.
>>22222224This is probably true. I've been obese my entire life and I have to take two kamagra gels every time I order a prostitute or nothing will happen
>>22223415I wish you would not do this to yourself bud.
What are you going for first?found these for 13 bucks on amazon with a subscribe and save coupon.
>>22226372Snickers
>>22226445I fucking love this story>fattie eats a normal serving>within an hour is "starving">heats 1.5 of sandwich>waits 10 minutes>eats the rest
There is an All You Can Eat sushi place across the street from me. For $30 you can eat as much as you want. Personally, I go just to order ~30 pieces of salmon, yellowtail, some "white tuna" and 4-6 pieces of eel sushi. Is it really worth doing this, or it a waste of money going for the cheap stuff instead of the real thing?
My first meal since saturday, why am i still an obese slouch?
I eat around twenty microwave burritos a week, usually the green package but i mix it up and get the red package a lot.
>>22226500>I eat around twenty microwave burritos a weekBased
A true slob would NEVER eat that many vegetables and would use disposable plates or possibly a trough
>>22227082To compensate my vegetable rice, i'll order BK today.
>>22227469If you order a whopper, make sure they don't put any vegetables on it
Anyone ever order the entire pizza from Costco? Thinking of giving it a go tomorrow.
>>22228117No, but it sounds fun
>>22223415>impossible to identify part of body or viewing angleBased. Start smoking
>>22227475I love veg on my whopper, makes for better crunchy texture. Pic related the last whopper I ate in bed
>>22228248Oops wrong burger that's my wawa French onion burger
>>22228249Eating burgers in bed is an incredible fat slob move. I respect it.
>33>6'2 250 or so>MFW my watch just said I am showing signs of insulin resistanceGuess I better lock in and drop some fucking weight
>>22222060The lack of fiber makes it easy to just chow down and not really fill you up despite being 4k calories. My mom used to like those for family dinner
>>22223362>>22223362I eat one meal a day medium 3 topping pizza from Dominos 2k calories
>>22223565>>22223565Got to have some restraint although some milf i went on a date with wanted the medium and not the large combo, pissed me off, like take the leftovers for your kids or something lady
I've realised that if you pace yourself wisely one can eat a stit ton of food in one sitting,, jusayin'
I live vicariously through these threads because I am not healthy and can't eat like that anymoe
>>22228117I’ve done it and it’s definitely a salt bomb, but hard to beat the value>>22228307Do you exercise currently?>>22228337Looks really good. If I’m trying to be healthy I like that a double double with no spread and an order of fries is only 900 calories
>>22221062>amerinigger generalVery based and mutt pilled
>>22228446Used to exercise pretty frequently even if it was just going for /fat/ 1 mile 20 minute walks, quit during the summer heat need to start that back up again, maybe just a dozen or so push ups even if they are in bitch mode
