This shit is fucking stupid and only serves as more demotivational propaganda. Of course they bought a kike Pollack to do the redesign.
just gib cheese and stfu or fuck off. Simple as.
>>22221668Corporate Shill. This is an idiotic marketing stunt for you to get upset and scream about it. All fields.
it's weird and ominous. They should be thanking me for buying the cheese. I'm half expecting them to shame me for not buying enough but that would be retarded
>>22221668Buy an ad.
>>22221668the cow is upset about trans genocide in the UK
>>22221674Best outcome is that it backfires on them and becomes another Bud Light type situation.
>she sees your penis
>>22221680>I'm half expecting them to shame me for not buying enoughIt will be some retarded political opinion that a cheese company has no business shaming you for
>>22221695I can believe that. But surely they understand it would be a bad idea...
>>22221697Someone look into the company's execs and see if its changed any hands, I smell private equity shenannigans.
>the new marketing play is pretending to be schizogrim the future fucking sucks
>>22221668>product image has changedOk now to wait for 3 months to see what new bullshit is in itEvery time they try something the feds have a rule of needing to change the logo before they change the ingredients Like how pringles got super gay after they removed the chips man's sick hair and mustache combo
>>22221680>They should be thanking me for buying the cheeseAbsolutely right. I used to live in its city of origin, no one buys that crap there. It's actually made of scraps from actual cheeses, it's nasty.
>>22221668What? Her udders her choice???
>>22221668I stopped buying this shit years ago because even the shittiest quality imported Brie completely mogs it. This cow could be dead for all I care.
>>22221668why does it look like this 'son
>>22221716Found the retard
>>22221668cheese doesn't have sentience so i don't care.
>>22221668>thing have gotten so bad that the laughing cow stopped laughing
STOP SHARING FORCED VIRAL CORPORATE ADS YOU STUPID BITCH
Is this for menheraslop reasons?
>>22221765>is that a heckin SCRAP of cheese?! oh my science I think I'm gonna be sick...
>>22221693It won't because it's nothing like that and you're an emotional pathetic moron
>>22221668>bringing awareness to jewish crimes against humanityit's based
>>22221765>It's actually made of scraps from actual cheesesproofs?
>>22222108https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMAIZYRUt1M
Please tell me this isn't some Jew bullshit in my cheese. Regardless, this Jew has nothing on the Penzeys guy. Like goddamn just sell me some fucking spices.
>>22222126That cow in the poster at 0:10 looks ZONKED!
>>22221668Why’d they give her such a pronounced chin?
https://www.the-independent.com/life-style/not-laughing-cow-cheese-mascot-b3055203.html>“The Laughing Cow has spent more than 100 years reminding us not to take life too seriously. So when she suddenly gets serious, you pay attention,” Jamee Pearlstein, chief marketing officer of Bel Brands USA, U.S. Cheese, said in a news release.>“Whatever finally got to her must be worth talking about. We’ll let her explain when she’s ready,” Pearlstein added. I want to stop noticing.
>>22222240This brand isn't sold in my region but I'll say the only thing this stunt would do is make me boycott it.
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>>22221668>demotivational propagandaOh fuck off, nutbar.
>>22222255Yep its thatThrow all this shit on the floor. You want us to be demotivated? Enjoy the prize
>>22222126>>22222223KEK he does
>>22221668>when the farmer brings out the artificial insemination tools instead of the BVLL
>>22221668>this bitch acting like I fucked her sister and her mom
>>22221668
>>22222093>it's nothing like thatUnless you're part of their marketing department, you don't know what it is about, which makes clear you're having an emotion reaction and are projecting.
>>22222093
>>22221668>my minotaur husband of twenty years is cheating on me with a human woman>now you all have to suffer>don't laugh at me while I frown at you>I used to work in HR at the milking farms, ya know?
>>22222240>Pearlstein
>>22222251this brand is almost entirely supported by the purchases of brain dead women who will never boycott anything beyond retweeting. and almost certainly will never boycott a product that they enjoy.
>>22222240
I want to say "I won't buy this shit anymore" but I haven't bought it in years anyways I mean I DEFINITELY won't buy it now but kind of a moot point
>>22222981>>22222986>>22222987>>22223269>>22223684You know there's a good chance this is about Gaza lol
>>22223691>this cheese is dedicated to the brave mujahideen of Palestine no way, lmao
>>22223161>mootwho?
>>22224314>pearlsteindon't you mean the 6 trillions colons victims of gaza's toddler terrorism?
>>22221668Did a Polish guy fuck your wife or something?
>>22221668real ones get the cow-less Kiri anyway, tastes better.
>>22221668Are they gonna talk to us about black fragility, postpartum depression, or antisemitism?
>>22222240>(((Pearlstein)))
>>22221668You ever wonder why baby bell logo looks a lot like a hated and loved 40s character? Baby Bell supremacy
Holy fucking Christ faggot shit."fighting over the little things"Oh fuck off with this grade school shit.The world isn't going to shit because people argue about the color of a dress or throw pillows or whatever the fuck.The problem is... well I don't want to get banned but it is plain to see.
Shes upset kumar wont stop stealing her shit and jump under her cunt whenever she peeq
Official PR sloppa:https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/the-laughing-cow-finally-reveals-why-she-stopped-laughing-its-those-trivial-everyday-disagreements-driving-a-wedge-between-us-302893843.html
>>22227634The Laughing Cow is mad about husbands who hate throw pillows but not Palestine, Trump and AI Art?
>>22227665They should really throw down on an actual "wedge" issue like abortion
>>22221693boycotts only work if there is concentrated alignment. for example, the bud light boycott worked because the type of person who regularly gets piss drunk is the type of person who needs someone to hate to cope with their shitty alcoholic life. also, bud light is the mass market beer for retards who just buy the thing with the highest ad spend even if it sucks, which has a huge overlap with the type of person who would get obsessed with trannies just because jews spent hundreds of millions promoting them an object of fascination to conceal their misdeeds and promote artificial partisanship among the goyim.These 2 factors combined to create the perfect boycott storm. the only other boycott that's been even remotely successful is the starbucks one, because they spent decades cultivating a liberal aesthetic and then backed Israel. It's simple brand logic. Boycotts against Amazon/Walmart/Coca-Cola/McDonalds/etc don't work because the consumer base isn't concentrated around any one set of psychological or ideological factors like bud light and starbucks are.
Oh so it's not about Jews or abortion or whatever schozoid issue the immigrants from /pol/ claimed it was—it's just a dumb #marketingStunt
guys....
>>22227749how long did they keep this up, like 2 weeks?
>>22227665they wanted to say we should all just get along with baby raping israelis and their supporters but that would've made people mad so they had to make it generic/all-encompassing
>>22227749For everyone who didn't see this, the announcement was burgers. International House of Burgers. The food that no other restaurant makes, of course
>>22227821it was to get attention and get people into the restaurant for something other than breakfast. it's just viral marketing. look how much people are talking about laughing cow.
>>22227749they should have just made the last letter a thorn and called themselves ihoþ (pronounced "eye-hoth") permanently
>>22221697Bad ideas have been had before
>>22227735>Oh it’s not about Pearlstein
>>22227719meds. now.
>>22226678Always been a babybel bro, have half a bag of these things in my fridge right now.
>>22227966no i'm right, chuds and libtards have tried to cancel about a million businesses in the last 15 years and it almost never does anything at all
Clearly she was raped. I hate men.
She's sad because of the jews
>>22221692Never stop the fight sister!God save the queen!
>>22222240There goes any hope of the cow going full 1488...
>>22226678They're both Great>>22221898The Cosmic Joke aint as funny as it use to be Also cows dont have horns but Bulls do produce something white
>>22228779she....
>>22228868>cows dont have hornsBoth males and females naturally have horns in most breeds. However, dehorning of dairy cattle around or shortly after weaning is common in most of the world.
>>22228876ah ty; damn that makes my schitzo theory less fun
>>22228878>>22228876i was even going to link it to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NYZOkBIf88
>all these replies when the answer has already been posted in >>22227658>With a lighthearted nod to its iconic cheese wedges, The Laughing Cow is reminding consumers that a wedge should be something we share, not an issue that comes between us. Now, the brand is asking fans to laugh off those little disagreements, come together and help get The Laughing Cow laughing again.>Are throw pillows essential or absurd? Exactly how full does the trash need to be before emptying it? Could that meeting have been an email? Do dishes need to be rinsed before they're loaded into the dishwasher? Through the #SpreadTheLaugh challenge, consumers can share all of the ridiculous "wedge issues" currently dividing them from their partners, siblings, friends, roommates, coworkers or even complete strangers on the internet.>Joining the challenge is simple:>Record a video sharing the unnecessary disagreement currently driving a wedge between you and someone else.>Acknowledge the disagreement isn't worth the divide and ask The Laughing Cow to laugh again.>Share the video and use #SpreadTheLaugh to join the challenge.I.e. it’s nothing more than a viral stunt that is as corporately safe as humanly possible
>>22221668Buy an ad bigger (bovine nigga).
>>22228901it's a positive message about not letting petty things come between you and your fellow man, to be more patient and compassionate in day to day life. and yet the mentally ill derelicts on this site are trying to use this positive message to polarize and divide. some people are truly sick.
>>22228901>I.e. it’s nothing more than a viral stunt that is as corporately safe as humanly possible((that what they want you to think))
>>22228968>some people are truly sick.anon we can see your post history
>>22229097that's fine, i don't have anything to be ashamed of. maybe you can come say hi in my thread and we can have a good time
>>22229097Oh shit
>>22222024This is why the cow is frowning. Posts like this.And because of carbon emissions in Botswana.
>>22228901>stop arguing and talk about our product instead :)lol
>>22229126hey, it's better than >continue arguing, and get mad about new things that don't even affect you
>>22223161What if someone bought the parent company and they are sacrificing the red cow because they were going to discontinue it any way, but this way they boost the sales of sister cheese companies from boycotters?
>>22228868>The Cosmic Joke aint as funny as it use to bestill pretty funny thoughFUNFACT𒐈 in Sumerian is es and 3 making es es 33 △ ▽Holocaust is also a OT Reference to A Whole Burnt Offering S in Hebrew being Shin which represents FireEsh Esh in Hebrew meaning Fire Firs Just Phoenician Phoenix Ash Kin Naz ShitAlso Hitlers first SS member was his JEWISH Chauffeur He also had a JEWISH Wife (her dna got tested look into it)And the reason his speeches where so dynamic is because his Drama Coach was an Occultism Clairvoyant Jew
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