This shit is fucking stupid and only serves as more demotivational propaganda. Of course they bought a kike Pollack to do the redesign.
just gib cheese and stfu or fuck off. Simple as.
>>22221668Corporate Shill. This is an idiotic marketing stunt for you to get upset and scream about it. All fields.
it's weird and ominous. They should be thanking me for buying the cheese. I'm half expecting them to shame me for not buying enough but that would be retarded
>>22221668Buy an ad.
>>22221668the cow is upset about trans genocide in the UK
>>22221674Best outcome is that it backfires on them and becomes another Bud Light type situation.
>she sees your penis
>>22221680>I'm half expecting them to shame me for not buying enoughIt will be some retarded political opinion that a cheese company has no business shaming you for
>>22221695I can believe that. But surely they understand it would be a bad idea...
>>22221697Someone look into the company's execs and see if its changed any hands, I smell private equity shenannigans.
>the new marketing play is pretending to be schizogrim the future fucking sucks
>>22221668>product image has changedOk now to wait for 3 months to see what new bullshit is in itEvery time they try something the feds have a rule of needing to change the logo before they change the ingredients Like how pringles got super gay after they removed the chips man's sick hair and mustache combo
>>22221680>They should be thanking me for buying the cheeseAbsolutely right. I used to live in its city of origin, no one buys that crap there. It's actually made of scraps from actual cheeses, it's nasty.
>>22221668What? Her udders her choice???
>>22221668I stopped buying this shit years ago because even the shittiest quality imported Brie completely mogs it. This cow could be dead for all I care.
>>22221668why does it look like this 'son
>>22221716Found the retard
>>22221668cheese doesn't have sentience so i don't care.
>>22221668>thing have gotten so bad that the laughing cow stopped laughing
STOP SHARING FORCED VIRAL CORPORATE ADS YOU STUPID BITCH
Is this for menheraslop reasons?
>>22221765>is that a heckin SCRAP of cheese?! oh my science I think I'm gonna be sick...
>>22221693It won't because it's nothing like that and you're an emotional pathetic moron
>>22221668>bringing awareness to jewish crimes against humanityit's based
>>22221765>It's actually made of scraps from actual cheesesproofs?
>>22222108https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMAIZYRUt1M
Please tell me this isn't some Jew bullshit in my cheese. Regardless, this Jew has nothing on the Penzeys guy. Like goddamn just sell me some fucking spices.
>>22222126That cow in the poster at 0:10 looks ZONKED!
>>22221668Why’d they give her such a pronounced chin?
https://www.the-independent.com/life-style/not-laughing-cow-cheese-mascot-b3055203.html>“The Laughing Cow has spent more than 100 years reminding us not to take life too seriously. So when she suddenly gets serious, you pay attention,” Jamee Pearlstein, chief marketing officer of Bel Brands USA, U.S. Cheese, said in a news release.>“Whatever finally got to her must be worth talking about. We’ll let her explain when she’s ready,” Pearlstein added. I want to stop noticing.
>>22222240This brand isn't sold in my region but I'll say the only thing this stunt would do is make me boycott it.
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>>22221668>demotivational propagandaOh fuck off, nutbar.
>>22222255Yep its thatThrow all this shit on the floor. You want us to be demotivated? Enjoy the prize
>>22222126>>22222223KEK he does
>>22221668>when the farmer brings out the artificial insemination tools instead of the BVLL
>>22221668>this bitch acting like I fucked her sister and her mom
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>>22222093>it's nothing like thatUnless you're part of their marketing department, you don't know what it is about, which makes clear you're having an emotion reaction and are projecting.
>>22222093
>>22221668>my minotaur husband of twenty years is cheating on me with a human woman>now you all have to suffer>don't laugh at me while I frown at you>I used to work in HR at the milking farms, ya know?
>>22222240>Pearlstein
>>22222251this brand is almost entirely supported by the purchases of brain dead women who will never boycott anything beyond retweeting. and almost certainly will never boycott a product that they enjoy.
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I want to say "I won't buy this shit anymore" but I haven't bought it in years anyways I mean I DEFINITELY won't buy it now but kind of a moot point
>>22222981>>22222986>>22222987>>22223269>>22223684You know there's a good chance this is about Gaza lol
>>22223691>this cheese is dedicated to the brave mujahideen of Palestine no way, lmao
>>22223161>mootwho?
>>22224314>pearlsteindon't you mean the 6 trillions colons victims of gaza's toddler terrorism?
>>22221668Did a Polish guy fuck your wife or something?
>>22221668real ones get the cow-less Kiri anyway, tastes better.
>>22221668Are they gonna talk to us about black fragility, postpartum depression, or antisemitism?
>>22222240>(((Pearlstein)))
>>22221668You ever wonder why baby bell logo looks a lot like a hated and loved 40s character? Baby Bell supremacy
Holy fucking Christ faggot shit."fighting over the little things"Oh fuck off with this grade school shit.The world isn't going to shit because people argue about the color of a dress or throw pillows or whatever the fuck.The problem is... well I don't want to get banned but it is plain to see.
Shes upset kumar wont stop stealing her shit and jump under her cunt whenever she peeq
Official PR sloppa:https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/the-laughing-cow-finally-reveals-why-she-stopped-laughing-its-those-trivial-everyday-disagreements-driving-a-wedge-between-us-302893843.html
>>22227634The Laughing Cow is mad about husbands who hate throw pillows but not Palestine, Trump and AI Art?
>>22227665They should really throw down on an actual "wedge" issue like abortion
>>22221693boycotts only work if there is concentrated alignment. for example, the bud light boycott worked because the type of person who regularly gets piss drunk is the type of person who needs someone to hate to cope with their shitty alcoholic life. also, bud light is the mass market beer for retards who just buy the thing with the highest ad spend even if it sucks, which has a huge overlap with the type of person who would get obsessed with trannies just because jews spent hundreds of millions promoting them an object of fascination to conceal their misdeeds and promote artificial partisanship among the goyim.These 2 factors combined to create the perfect boycott storm. the only other boycott that's been even remotely successful is the starbucks one, because they spent decades cultivating a liberal aesthetic and then backed Israel. It's simple brand logic. Boycotts against Amazon/Walmart/Coca-Cola/McDonalds/etc don't work because the consumer base isn't concentrated around any one set of psychological or ideological factors like bud light and starbucks are.
Oh so it's not about Jews or abortion or whatever schozoid issue the immigrants from /pol/ claimed it was—it's just a dumb #marketingStunt
guys....
>>22227749how long did they keep this up, like 2 weeks?
>>22227665they wanted to say we should all just get along with baby raping israelis and their supporters but that would've made people mad so they had to make it generic/all-encompassing
>>22227749For everyone who didn't see this, the announcement was burgers. International House of Burgers. The food that no other restaurant makes, of course
>>22227821it was to get attention and get people into the restaurant for something other than breakfast. it's just viral marketing. look how much people are talking about laughing cow.
>>22227749they should have just made the last letter a thorn and called themselves ihoĂľ (pronounced "eye-hoth") permanently
>>22221697Bad ideas have been had before
>>22227735>Oh it’s not about Pearlstein
>>22227719meds. now.
>>22226678Always been a babybel bro, have half a bag of these things in my fridge right now.
>>22227966no i'm right, chuds and libtards have tried to cancel about a million businesses in the last 15 years and it almost never does anything at all
