What's the next frontier after the Smash Burger?
>>22221714Fucking why?
>>22221718Adds to the experience
>>22221723Yay, I get to go home with a greasy cheese stain on my shirt, and a good bit of the food I paid for was splattered across the table by an overworked underpaid slackjawed teenager who smells like weed.
>keeps making smash burger threads
>>22221730Don't forget to tip
>>22221714The paper patty, an even thinner puck of meat that you can see through if you hold it up
>>22221723no it doesn’t. it adds to the mp4 file that will be spread across the internet.
>>22221714>the next frontierA reversion to Charbroiled burgers [ via charcoal of course ]Yeah, I dig the Maillard reaction, but the smokiness imparted from beef and bacon fat being vaporized by glowing coals below, cannot be surpassed.
>>22221718Tiktok views.
>>22221714The hydraulic pressed burger
>>22221730Nice.
>>22221714Each of like 6 patties is gonna be about 1/4" thin and fried super crispy and fast, and they'll be layered interspersed with the cheese, bacon, caramelized onion, mayo, lettuce, tomato.
that burger looks fucking awful even before the meme, that looks like it was boiled
>>22221714Hopefully it’s not reverse sear
>>22223461I need it
now this is a fuckin burger
>>22221714Cram Burger
>>22222041Why is it gray?
>>22224418why are YOU gray?
>>22224442Sound gray as fuck. Like a topless burger. No Top Bun.
>>22222266Weed turns real life into a shitty movie where you drink piss and get chased by Godzilla?
>>22224408they don't think it be like it is, but it do
>>22224486>>22224408Cram is/was a real thing. Basically the same as hard tack.
>>22224494Other end, pal
>>22221714what if instead of exploding a burger instead imploded? is that something you'd be interested in?
>>22224515could lose a hand doing that.
>>22224446>Like a topless burger. >No Top Bun.ITS AN OPEN FACED SANDWICH YOU FUCKING SLOP BRAINED ZOOMER RETARD
>>22224408cram it, fundie!
>>22221714 Butterburgers. Fuck culver's they don't do shit right
>>22221714Fries were cooked on the radiator aye
>>22221714Slugburgers.
>>22221714Actually it'll be pipi burgers.I got an inside guy who told me.The world is about to be flooded with cheap yet nutritious pipi.
>>22224645can't wait to make a profit on all the pipi I've been stocking in bottles for years now :^)
>>22224442
>>22224577This is the type of shit your grandfather would eat every night paired with a few fingers of scotch and a pack of Marlboros and he would live to 100 despite it
>>22225843when my grandpa was born life expectancy at birth was like 65 years old and it was considered normal for people to die of old age in their 60s from a heart attack. the people that lived to be 80 while eating garbage and smoking were outliers with one in a million genetics.
>>22225843previous generations were thinner on average and that does prevent a lot of health issues, but it's incorrect to think everyone lived a long time with unhealthy habits like that.
Had double double animal for dinner tonight, simple as. Don't need more.
>>22225846>born life expectancy at birth was like 65 years oldno it wasnt
>>22221718To appeal to that nuevo riche influencer class that grew up largely poor, sold their soul to become an influencer and now go around, looking for photogenic experiences that will get people on various websites to like and subscribe. Nobody can taste the food, but my god it is a short clip of something happening, even giving enough time to have reaction videos where some guy just looks at the camera and says exactly what half these shitposts say.
>>22225966The one thing Commiefornia did right
I would immediately stand up and leave without paying if a waiter poured food on me
>>22221714What a stupid cunt
