Pepperoni pizza and a lager. If you can’t enjoy this combination, then you’re no American.
>>22222450I'd rather drink her pee than whatever is in that pitcher
>>22222450Coca-Cola (sweetened with corn syrup) is a far superior pairing for pepperoni pizza.
>>22222450yeah... I got the 2 for 1 deal and a 40oz.
>>22222453That costs extra.
>>22222450pizza is for fatties and lager is for trannies
I'd rather have at least six of the lagers first before going into the pizza if that's okay.
>>22222450>midwest 10/10 = everywhere else 6/10The girl looks pretty mid to
>>22222450Iowa State > UoI
>>22222450Nah. I love pizza. I love beer. The two don't match up.
>>22222664That broad's a 5, by today's standards. By '90's standards, the other girls at the bar would tease her to suicide.
I would send the pizza back and tell them to put pepperonies on the outer circumference of it which is the largest single area of the pizza. stop fucking me over you fucking assholes I paid for a pepperoni pizza
>>22222664>midwest 10/10No it's not, but the lower half looks amazing.
>>22222731>unable to coordinate the crust with the middle to have a perfect bite every timeskill issue
>>22222735them only giving me 50% of the area of the pizza with pepperonies on it is not a skill issue it's a greedy cunt issue
>>22222721She looks half retarded but she isn't fat and she's white so that automatically makes her at least a 7 in current year plus 11. My immediate thought was this image
>>22222721Wrong but what is true is how out of your league she is and always was. It's why you never tried, you knew.
>>22222759I agree with this. It's funny how people try so hard even on an anonymous forum. Him saying that somehow makes him feel better even though he's likely an ugly virgin
>>22222450how unfortunate. undercarriage is nice and crisp but the toppings are very bland
Does anybody have more pics of her vagina?
>>22222450She looks like she has a cop gang that follows her everywhere and shoots any man that accidentally talks to her for more than 1 minute in America Also the cops are fags that do this to kill white men
>>22222721We used to have paper bags. Life-like slip on head covers are soon to come.
>>22222721not on my watch. I’d up the drako on anyone who dares start shit with my queen.
>>22222450>16 inch pizza>24 pepperoni slicesI feel like that pizza needs more pepperoni
>>22222668Hawkeye here and even I have to admit this is correct
>>22222500>>22222450im not american't. all the little kaiser's pizzas shut down in my cunt. also beer sux.>>22222450>deliverythis is a scam. just goto the restaurant and order take-outs.
>>22223155>im not american't. all the little kaiser's pizzas shut down in my cunt.I wonder what my parents would think if they knew I hang out online with people who talk like this
>>22223158i dunno ,man. ring them up and tell them i eat the cheapest pizza with mayo on top.
>>22222450>then you’re no AmericanThank God.
>>22222450Post gynecomastia
>>22222453>than whatever is in that pitcherit's lager you fool. Pay attention
>>22222450>no AmericanJudging by your ESL writing, nor are you
>>22223283How is that an indication of ESL? Show your work.
>>22223283Pot, meet kettle
>>22223150What did you major in?I did my chem PhD at Iowa State. Great facilitiesBoneless wings at restaurants around town were called Hawkeye wings kek
>>22223457Physics, '98-02, I'm an old fuck. there were things to like about U of I but ISU's campus and academics (in some areas) were undeniably better. I did go to ISU for summer geek camp a few times, ate at the Flying Burrito, Home Team Pizza, Pizza Pit etc
>>22223473Pizza Pit is still there, comfy spot. Prior to moving for grad school ('17-22) I lived in CA all my life. The incredibly hot and humid summers and blizzards until April in the Midwest were a complete shock to me nevertheless I really enjoyed living in Ames
>>22222814>elbows too pointy 2/10 would not bangIt's a classic meme for a reason
>>22222450The ability to eat bacon cheese burgers and pepperoni pizza is what defines us as Americans
/ck/ the board in 2026 where brown incels gather to seethe about whites and talk about the fast food they just bought
>>22222450i mean i can enjoy it, but americans are meant to be the king of excess? why the fuck dont you guys go the "meat lovers" route like australians - pepperoni, bacon, beef mince, smoked ham, italian sausage etc.
>>22222450>AmericanYou mean Jewish.
>>22224151>etcare you kidding me? there’s even more?
>>22222450wood berry
>>22224178Is pepperoni kosher?
the 5head on her
>>22222759>>22222814Hello, you must be girls.
>>22224191yeah those are just the sort of 'main stream' ones, some places you can get all kind of sausages, pulled pork, chorizos, salamis, all the various forms of chicken. pepperoni is nice but i never understood why it was like the go to for americans
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>>22222457you have to be 18 to post here
