I AM PROMOTING THIS VEGETABLE
>>22222479actually that's a root not a vegetable.
I LOVE THIS VEGETABLE
PUT SOME BUTTER ON THESE BABIES AND YOU GOT A REAL NICE THING
>>22222483Roots are a type of vegetable.
>>22222510Vegetables contain cellulose and grow vegetatively i.e. elongate. Roots are starchy and expand (engirthen).
>>22222479Dr Dannyboy vibes
>>22222517Vegetables are a social construct. There is no such thing as a scientific vegetable, it's a completely arbitrary category.
>>22222528>CELERY OR LETTUCE IS NOT A TRUE VEGETABLEFUCKING KYS NIGGER DONT FUCK WITH ME
>>22222517This is the food and cooking board, we go by culinary categorizations and not scientific. Tomatoes are vegetables here too, deal with it
>>22222528>There is no such thing as a scientific vegetableSure there is, everything in the plant kingdom is a vegetable.
these vegetables are excellent if you par boil and roast them with a bit of garlic and some rosemary and a splash of balsamic vinegar and then when they're getting nice and crispy you cram them deep into your asshole
>>22222479They make me pee red now. It didn't happen when I was a kid, I like beets. I guess I should have them with asparagus so my pee can smell like death and look like it too.
>>22222479promote them to another continent so I never have to smell one ever again in my life
>>22222479love a beet salad
>>22222584they do smell like old milk but only til you cook them
>>22222517>Roots are starchy>BeetsBeets are low in starch. About 75% of the carbs in beets comes from sugar.
>>22222569no, that's vegetation. vegetables are specifically the parts of vegetation that we eat.
Borsch is good I also approve of beets. Beets and beef is a great combo.
>>22222517Ok Dwight
>>22222479i like pickled beets from germania. otherwise meh.
>>22222479This is what your beetroots look like? Wtf? What country?
>>22222528Finally someone with a brain
>slice>coat in clarified butter and sugar>airfry
>>22222479Buy an ad
>>22222528Just look at the tomato.It's actually a fruit but it identifies as a vegetable.
The Aussie burger wouldn't be complete without pickled beetroot. In fact it may even be the most important ingredient. Even McDonald's has launched multiple McAussie burgers with pickled beetroot included.Nobody can explain this bizarre obsession
Pressure cooked a dozen primo beets this morning. Acquired from the Lincoln Park farmers market. Very large and perfect tasting. Good eats.
>>22222566/thread.Mods terminate this shit show.
>>22222579for me they make my poop redsometimes think I'm dying then remember I ate beets
dont they just taste like dirt
If you drink a bit of this before sexy time it will give you the hardest boner you've ever had in your life. Don't do it often though beets are a little rough on your kidneys.
>>22222479Luv beets. Simple as.t.Dane
>>22223954they taste a bit "earthy" but they're pretty sweet when cooked and sort of taste like soft cooked red cabbage i guess
>>22224074im not hating but i have never found the will to try, is there a good entry level recipe?
>>22224087i'd probably just roast or steam them before doing anything more complicated in case you don't really like them. might be able to find canned beets that you could just warm up and try but canned stuff usually doesn't taste as good.
>>22222479beet hummus
>>22224087make a salad.wrap in tinfoil, roast for an hour or so. peel. slice. mix with arugula or any kind of leaf. some nuts, feta cheese, and a citrus dressing.
>>22224087Just eat it in a salad. Or add it to a sandwich with ham and cheese or chicken salad or whatever you like.It goes well with cheese of any sort
>>22224087JUST COOK THEM. PUT THEM IN SOME WATER AND LET IT COOK. CUT IT, PUT SOME BUTTER ON THEM. THATS IT. THEY TASTE LIKE BUTTERED BREAD. VERY CREAMY AND WARM, ALTHOUGH IT DOESNT LOOK LIKE IT
Havent had beets in forever. I think theyre best as a salad. Beet salad day was my favourite day in kindergarten. That and fish stick day.
>>22223868we don't tolerate any of that identitarian nonsense here on /ck/
>>22222484How???
>>22222479great in many applications
does airfrying it destroy the benefits (vitamins and all)?
>>22224201Goat cheese is also good if you cant get feta>>22223898Never had pickled beets on a burger but i would definitely try it. Preferably on a cheeseburger and without any ketchup, i think mayo and mustard would go better
>>22222479Why did I read this in David Lynch's voice
my ex used to shoot these things out of her vagina at over 50 mph
>>22225304she did not
>>22225327Fuck you yes she did. Fucking scumbag.
Do yourself a massive solid, and make beet kvass. Absolutely amazing for your gut and it's delicious
>>22222479It tastes like dirt.
>>22222517no retard. >>22222483there is no part of a plant called the vegetable retard. Vegetables are whatever you want them to be. Tomatoes and peppers are fruit. They're a vegetable. Potatoes are tubers. They're a vegetables. Artichokes and broccoli are flowers. They're vegetables. Spinach and cabbage and lettuce are leaves. They're vegetables. After I find you and beet you with a sack of produce you'll be a vegetable too.
>>22222479good choice
>>22227000If you can make jam out of it reasonably without adding sugar: it's a fruit. If you can't with an edible plant: it's a veggie. Avocados are outlier fruits, but eaten like veggies. This is the way.
>>22224534Pretty easily actually, it crusts up just like potatoes for home fries. Potato, beets, avocado, larapin sauce n cream cheese... Mmm
>>22226959Apparently this is actually a genetic thing like cilantro tasting like soap to some people.
>>22227004fruits are vegetables. Get over it.
About 20 years ago I was in a dive bar in Portland and met a chick with a full arm tattoo of a bunch of beets. I mean sure, beets are good, but come on now.
>>22226959literally taste of sugar
>>22227004>JAMS DECIDE FRUITSACTUALLY, SWEETNESS SHOULD BE DESCRIBING FRUITS, NOOB, WHICH IS WHY TOMATO IS A NIGGER FOR ITALIANS WHO THINK THEY ARE ISLAND NIGGERS
>>22222479I’d eat beets as a child when Pizza Hut still had sit down establishments with a salad bar. I’d go up and get a plate full of beets while waiting for the pizza. Haven’t had them in years at this point.
>>22227938dang idgaf about beets but you just made me miss 90s pizza hut so much
>>22227002what a sensible portion
