Agent Cooper edition This thread is for demystifying the lynchian substance called "coffee". If you're new and confused, start here: https://pastebin.com/UEzwuyLz if you're old and confused, that dark roast you like is going to come back in style. previous: >>22209948
I might drink coffee because of Cooper. I first watch Twin Peaks when I was like 10 and way to young to understand any of it. Rewatched the originals before the third season came out and I had a vivid flashback of the 10 year old me making a conscious decision that I would drink strong black coffee when I got older.
>>22224972he is a man who can appreciate a cup of black coffee from a diner or a hotel and i respect that. he doesn't need more.
playful little cà phê sữa đá
>>22224941What's your choice here?
Sippin on that wush wush.>>22225033Any cafe with that many espresso drinks makes shit espresso.
>>22225045Why is that?
>>22225033i have never had an actual frappé that wasnt a 'bucks frappuccino so i would try that.
Wow! It was that easy?
>>22224941>Wait a minute. Wait a minute.>*sip*>You know, this is—excuse me—a DAMN fine cup of coffee.Thread theme: https://youtu.be/0P3TWaDHe3ANothing like a great cup of black coffee.
>>22225033Espresso or Americano but if it has to be some cream/sugar involvement i like whatever the hell Vietnamese coffee is.I don't like booze in coffee.
>>22225045>>22225050I said, motherfucker, why is that?
>>22225149The filtered water thing is important. Even if you're like me, drinking whatever grocery store ground was on sale brewed in a dripper, running the water through a brita first makes a difference.
>>22225206based
>>22224972i remember seeing my elementary school teacher drinking starbucks every morning, and i decided that i wanted to become an adult that would go to starbucks before work.
>>22225261Did you?I am fairly certain the decision stayed with me in some corner of my brain, shortly after I turned 18 I bought a moka pot and started drinking coffee. For the first year or so I kept it a secret from everyone for some reason, only made coffee when everyone was asleep or out of the house and kept my moka pot hidden. I picked the moka pot simply because it was the most discrete option and could be easily concealed, I could prep it in my room and all I would have to do in the kitchen was set it on the stove and bring the whole thing back up to my room. I miss that year of my life, the coffee will never be as good as it was then.
>>22225287>Did you?no, i told my mom about it and she said starbucks is demonic and has a prostitute as the logo. i turned into a neet, so the closest i got to that dream was making sweet milk coffee before school
>>22224941coffee time?yes indeed
>>22225287>For the first year or so I kept it a secret from everyone for some reason,W-why? Nobody else in your family drank coffee?
>>22224941Do people actually feel a boost of energy after drinking coffee? I don't drink coffee often but when i do i don't feel any difference
>>22225421that depends. do you consider adrenaline spikes, hyperventilation, and dread of impending doom to be "energy"?
>>22225431Maybe
>>22225431based dehydrated anon
I've tried using a larger grain size with my V60 paper filter so I can brew 2 cups of coffee at a time instead of just 1. I'm not sure it's going to work, but I can't justify needing to use 1 paper filter for 1 cup of coffee. "A penny saved" and all that.
>>22225539>I've tried using a larger grain size with my V60 paper filter so I can brew 2 cups of coffee at a time instead of just 1explain your reasoning for why you think grinding coarser has any effect on the size of your cup
>>22225546Coarser grinds = faster infiltration = same flavor you DUMMYIf I use the same size grinds that I use for 1 cup of coffee to make 2 cups, then the water will sit longer in the grinds. This will cause the 2 cups of coffee to taste more bitter and ruin the 2 cups produced.
>>22225551
>>22225555EPIC double quads co/ck/gobbler
>>22225551something about this sounds incorrect but you say it so confidently that it must be true.
>>22225551>If I use the same size grinds that I use for 1 cup of coffee to make 2 cups, thenLarger faster bloom dump. If you want to be lazy.
>>22224678for science
>>22225214I would guess the idea is that a cafe that trains their baristas to make such a wide variety of beverages probably doesn't focus too much on ensuring the actual coffee is good, considering the customer probably won't be tasting it much, anyway.
>>22225760
>>22225760based science experiment
>>22225033none of these drinks are right
>>22225299shes right
>>22225033do they have coffee?
>>22225853no
>>22225355If it was that simple don't you think I would have given the reason instead of "for some reason?">>22225760The acidity in the coffee might result in cream cheese full of coffee grounds.
how young were u allowed to drink coffee from?
>>22226010i was allowed to try it when i was a kid but i didnt start really drinking it til i was like 16
>>22226013it was off limits for me but tea wasn't so i didn't start drinking coffee till like 19
The Brikka has defied all my expectations and not necessarily in a good way. I thought I could use it much like a moka, but no it just works totally differently.It should be considered its own brewer, not just a moka variant.Anyway after a month I'm sorta getting the hang of it now. Had to switch to a light roast so it wouldn't burn the coffee.
>>22225787Other than learning the ratios there's no more "training" required to make any of those than a latte.
>>22226010i don't remember ever being prohibited from it. i remember one time drinking like 5 servings of instant coffee when i was 11. caffeine never worked as well after that
"Honeybee latte" from a bougie coffee shop near me.
>>22226032what's in it
>>22226034honey and espresso and whole milk and whatever that herb is
>>22226031retard legend
>>22226035So it's a london fog but coffee. That's nice, I do that sometimes.rosemary probably
>>22226035Rosemary.
>>22226039>>22226038it's obviously lavender, plebs
>>22225149>use cold water https://youtu.be/VrICQ_cl8dc
>>22226030>latte>2 cups milk>1 cup espressoCool cool how about a cortado, the connoisseurs milk drink>two kinds of syrupsCool cool. Sounds like your kind of cafe.
>>222260107
>>22225760the milk won't go through a coffee filter, small yeild, makes a huge mess, and worst of all .... it tastes like absolute ass. worst thing my tongue has ever laid taste upon.DO NOT DO THIS.
>>22226280on the flip side I added a little monk fruit syrup and it actually tastes quite heavenly now. i think this could be a very valid method of brewing if you have the right filters for it
>>22226288you would probably have better luck just making coffee syrup and mixing it with milk
>>22226289it tastes similar to cold brew concentrate mixed into milk
>>22226032>bougie coffee shopis it the kind where the baristas wear butler uniforms?
>>22225760>leaving milk uncovered in the fridge for 12 hoursfucking retard
>>22226409its just milk bro
>>22226409How dirty is your fridge?
>>22226409>t. moldy old fridge full of green dust
>>22226435
>>22226412>>22226423>>22226435air is airyour fridge has air in it.milk + air = bad taste.you could leave it uncovered in a clean room for 12 hours and it would still taste bad.
>>22226280try again with cheese cloth
>>22226442life must be very hard for people who have whatever you have.
>>22226480prove me wrongoxidized milk tastes gross
>>22226412You’re fucking stupid. Fridge has smells and stuff. >>22226423Cope. Your fridge isn’t clean.
>>22226510>Fridge has smells and stuff.yeah, if it's filthy and smelly like yours.
>>22226442>>22226508theres air in your milk carton.
there's air in my coffee
coffees to pair with getting ripped off at the mechanic?
>>22226552starbucks caramel mocha frappochini venti maciato pumpkin spice latte cause you're a fruit cake if you go to the mechanic
>>22226529retard
>>22225033>red eye>one cup espresso>one cup hot coffee>chai teaNot coffee>Irish Coffee>No cream head-floating ontopThis image is retardedCoffee made of coffee + coffee?
>>22226778>Coffee made of coffee + coffeeit's called a red eye and it's made of drip coffee + espresso coffee. hope this helps.
Enjoying how easy it is to pour over a clever dripper. Still haven't got a better taste than with a v60 though.
>>22226569we can't all be white trash knuckledraggers, I'm sorry to say.
>>22226879>Still haven't got a better taste than with a v60 though.i wouldnt expect it to bethe ease of use is why you use it. not because it makes the best coffee.
>>22224941Does it really matter if I grind my coffee beans in an electric bladed grinder or a hand-cranked mill if I didn't roast them myself?
>>22226934redditors will tell you that you aren't allowed to brew coffee from freshly roasted beans
>>22226934yes and it has nothing to do with reddit obsession
>>22226934it doesn't matter for immersion brewing, only matters for percolation brewing
>>22226946
>>22225760>>22226280>milk solids vs. water content>adjust bean ratio to latter>do 16 hours minimum as if it were cold brew>probably needs higher ratio to overcome the aforementioned
>>22226934lazy bump
not lazyjust efficient
can roast anon do a science experiment where he adds a little baking soda after brewing freshly roasted beans to see if it tastes like degassed beans?
>>22227013I'm certainly not going to do that but the skillet retard can.
>>22227013why would that do that>>22227020shhh... don't wake him up.
>>22224941What are your feelings on airplane coffee?
>>22227039>why would that do thatremoves dissolved co2
>>22227040sounds like a good way to have a stroke
>>22227049but my water already has baking soda dissolved in it
>>22227058your water would taste bad if it had enough baking soda to remove enough co2 from the coffee
>>22227061so you're saying the coffee would taste bad if it had enough baking soda to remove the co2
>>22227078there would be no more baking soda left in your water if you managed to add just enough to reach perfect stoichiometry
>>22227040the pipes ain't ever clean, chief.
>>22227013now this is a good bumpbelievably retarded
>>22225216Even just letting the water sit uncovered for a while would make a difference. It's primarily the chlorine in treated water that tastes like shit.
am i retarded if i only drink my coffee out of one of those green mugs?
>>22227120not if you're referring to a fire king oven ware D handle jadeite mug
>>22227122no just like a standard chinese hunters green coffee mug lelthat looks like the reasonable upgrade tho
the goat...
>>22227126nothin wrong with a good sturdy mug of a single color
>>22227124just watch out for cadmium
>>22227138the lead paint in my teacup counteracts this?
>>22227128it blends in like a prop I love it
i use a santa mug
>>22227155based
>>22227155Grow up
>>22227223
>>22227040I got diarrhea once for drinking this shit
for me, its a clear glass mug with a floral pattern embossed on it
>>22225045>wushDid you get it from Elixr?I thought it was ok, nothing too crazy, very subtle
>>22227590Homeroast. I bought 20lbs of greens last year and I'm on the last like 200g. 96hour anaerobic wush is anything but subtle.https://thecaptainscoffee.com/products/ethiopia-yirgacheffe-wush-wush-96-hour-anaerobic-natural?variant=41912356307033
>>22227596>anaerobichow do you know it isnt artificially flavored?
>>22227600Fermented top notes, not perfume.
>>22227596I got a bag of washed wush wush so that might be why it's so subtle>anaerobicwhich notes did you get?>>22227600cofermentations are very obvious since the notes you get at the start don't change at all even after the coffee cools down
>>22227612I dunno man, its like sangria? Jungle juice? Layers of fruit and wine with a crisp finish. Swapped from kalitas(slow) and sibarist(fast) to xbloom filters and now I'm getting some crazy herbals on the back end as it cools. >400rpm Wug Sweet>1:22 on a no bypass Sworks dripper(.3mm hex screen)>20 sec of immersed bloom, wet wdt, melodrip,>Glacial water buffered to taste
>>22227619>Jungle juicethat's not a thing
>>22227623
>>22227596what is your roasting method
>>22227663120v ac heater120v dc fan(no fucking idea why he picked that, I should be looking for a 16v rc car motor to swap in)https://artisanaltechnologies.co.uk/
At home I like to pull 100-120 ml (from a double shot portafilter) for my americanos. If I wanted to order that at a cafe, what's the correct phrasing?
>>22227763"Do you do lungos here? I'd like a double-shot lungo, please."
>>22227808Thanks, but hmm.. I still like to add hot water.
>>22227825A double-shot lungo works out to 100-120ml. You can still add your usual hot water.
>>22224941Here's a question: does anyone ever change up their type of coffee to pair better with whatever they're eating, or is pairing not really done with different types of coffee?
use case?
Of course, there's still the chance that the barista will misinterpret/fuck up your order and give you something completely different.
>>22227678how long might it take to get to first crack in something like this, with this kind of bean?
>>22227832Yes, I do this.
>>22227842Describe some of your preferred pairings.
>>22227838~4minutes on ~half power.>>22227836Fuck off faggot.
>>22227832if I'm eating something spicy i need to have very hot black coffee because it enhances the perception of spiciness and pain in the mouth. in a good way.
>>22227836Fuck on, pussy slayer.
>>22227829What if I say "12 oz Americano, long shots"? Would that make sense?>>22227836This is why I generally try to just order basic shit... Otherwise, things get fucked up and I'm too much of a pussy to complain.
>>22227868>Would that make sense?It would confuse them more than saying lungo.
>>22227871fuck... I'll just stick to basic americanos then
>>22227847>~4minutes on ~half poweruh oh. i suspected i have been roasting too high and i think i probably was. i think i was getting first crack around 3, maybe even less sometimes.
>>22227881I used to roast UL like that because I heard thats how Moodtrap did it. Just raging the heat for as short of a time as possible. He was also renting time at a roastery so maximizing output was probably the actual goal.
>>22227877It doesn't hurt to ask, Anon. Maybe you can educate them on different espresso drinks? :)
>>22227832I usually don't drink cofee during my meals, I do it at a time of its own
>>22227892That makes me too nervous. It's fine. I can just make my stronger Americanos at home.
instant americano with cheese pastry this evening
>>22227985>cheese pastryyummers
>>22227988yeahit lush
Thoughts on prosumer espresso machine?
>>22227832sure i pairmy dick to your mouth
>>22228043i dont know what that means
>>22228043They don't make you a pro consumer.
>>22227833>decafi think people treat that like a chamomile tea before bed
>>22228204>i want to go to bed soon but i also want to taste coffeebasically
>>22228207i am so JUSTed right now... drink coffee all night and wake up at 4pm
>>22228209thats the life
>>22228108I just found out about them a few days ago. Google it, it is between kitchen espresso machines and commercial. Prosumer. If someone has one one, I would like to know. I want one. It seems worthy. Otherwise, I get the gaggia one day. >>22228112I am not here for jokes.
>>22228263do you mean this
>>22228353or this
>>22228353This. I like the semi-proness of it. >>22228355I think this is just home and amateur.
>>22228388>Thisokthen i would say my thoughts on it are that they are good
I swear to god if this is the wedding faggot again
coffee
tonight the coffee is just a glass of whole milk
>>22228353>>22228353
i dissolve candy into my coffee to add flavor. based or cringe?
>>22228448i do peppermint pinwheels sometimessometimes spearmint
>>22228445kekaroo
>>22227040grim
>>22225333checked
I don't know where dad found whitener so i bought some powered milk to replace that poison it it works.
>>22228572whitener?
...i hardly know her!!
>>22228562:)
>>22228207I drink normal coffee right before bed, never been an issue for me.
>>22228634yeah but normies ain't built like us anonthey have a little sippie of coffee after noon and are up all night
whenever i sleep after drinking coffee i always imagine my heartbeat is a chicken pecking feed
time for new coffee
>>22228845same
Riverrocked a 1 pour at 1:16. I like my 5 pour melo 1:22 more.
>>22228977>Riverrocked a 1 pour at 1:16why> I like my 5 pour melo 1:22 more.no shit
>>22228981Just seeing how xbloom 155s behave.
>>22228639heh, stupid normalfags. they might have a better job than me, a pretty wife, smart children, and a retirement plan, but i appreciate coffee more than they ever will.
>>22224941When having coffee at an old school diner, do you put the table syrup into the coffee? It works even if it's the fake stuff and not real maple syrup.
>>22229084i have done this
>>22228450i stir my candycanes into my coffee during the holiday season
zoomer coffee has arrived. fourth wave coffee will be gameified, mascotified, and have gacha mechanics. are you ready?
>>22229465>father of all dark roasts
>>22229465how is that zoomer coffee?
>>22229506who else would you say is the target audience of that packaging, if not zoomers or alphas?
>>22229516looks like soilennial packaging
>>22229523as a soilennial i am sorry to say we are not the target demographic for anything anymore.
>>22229561i remember goofy branding was especially prevalent for beer, hot sauce, and cereals marketed towards millennials
>>22229579Nah, that's boomer style marketing. You can't just put any old gator or donkey on there and expect millennials to buy it, it's gotta be a licensed character from within The Nostolgia Zone or The Current Thing Space.
>>22229583cute skelton
i have gotten so lazy that i just immersion brew full beans now
>>22229593please dont lie in the coffee thread
>>22229594i'm not. the benefit is that it makes me less dehydrated since it is a slow extraction which lets me keep going back to refill my cup and pour more hot water into the vessel
>>22229600i simply do not believe you do this. this is something i simply cannot believe. it's not personal. i am sorry.
>>22229604try it out
>>22229561in canada we have entire beer shelves and 25th harry potter tim hortons anniversaries and shit like that dedicated to the soilennial
im going to have 4 coffee's today
>>22229991how many beans is that?
>>22229523It is clearly zoomer packaging you stupid zoomer bitch.
>>2222999580
>>22230005>20 beans per coffeethat's some weak coffee
>>22230004calm down unc
>>22230015i didnt say they were good cups
>>22230025you can make them great cups
i believe in you
>>22229465Is the light roast really light or is it medium roast?
>>22229516>>22229523>>22229561>>22230004at best, it looks like an out of touch soilennial's attempt at appealing to zoomers
>>22230086that kinda describes all marketing in general. out of touch older people trying to sell things to younger people who just started to have real money and are spreading it around more than everyone else.
>>22230095>younger people who just started to have real money and are spreading it around more than everyone elsei never thought of it that way. that's definitely what i observed when my friends became wagies. now i know that marketing to the younger generation is the correct business decision if i ever make a business
had my third
>>22230114Most people are pretty much set in their ways by 30-35 when it comes to buying stuff and if you want to get at their wallets you need to go through their kids.
PISS OUTMYASS
>>22226010Twenty fucking One before my parents let me have it
>>22230276did you go all out once you could? people say that strict restrictions cause your kid to do bad things
>>22230276You really need to move out and get far away from your parents.
having my fourth ironically the best one of the day
>>22226010My grandfather used to give me a cup as a young kid. It was 95% milk.
>>22230567I do this with my little niece. It's the only way she'll drink milk anymore since she got off the bottle a couple years ago.
>>22230567based. my grandma did the same, except she also loaded it with sugar. probably why i like viet coffee so much. it reminds me of the first coffee flavor i ever encountered.
the shape of the cup really does change the aromatic expression of the coffee
>>22230721i say this
>>22230645what else do you do with your niece
>>22230086Cope, zoomers are stupid.
>>22230840where did i say they weren't
>>22230776hopefully things she won't remember as an adult
>>22230931i hate when they use a picture of something taken at a really weird angle so it looks really weird to make you want to see it from other normal angles and then when you take the bait you realize it just looks dumb and boring anyway.look at all this dumb bulky plastic this looks like it was designed 30 years ago
>>22231084looks like an alienware pc
>>22231084Oddly George Foreman Grill-esque.
>>22231084it looks like a 1999 ford explorer
>>22227040It’s descent. I don’t mind diner coffee. I don’t mind church coffee out of a styrofoam cup. I don’t mind instant coffee. Of course I PREFER higher-end coffee made in right proportions. But I can’t be snobby and deny other types of coffee. If I’m on a united flight or an american airlines flight or whatever, and I’m feeling tired, I don’t care if I get tap water bean juice. I enjoy it for what it is. It’s hot and makes my hands feel warm, it smells good, it perks me up.
>>22231200>1999 ford explorerand the horse it rode in on
>>22231223i want to go back to the brown times
>>22231225>the brown timeswe're in em
>>22231229enough about your moms lovers
>>22231234
we is doing the 10 pour recipe tomorrow morning
what is a good ceramic lined cup or thermos?
>>22231229kek
>>22231225we are brown times now saar
>>22231315i don't know. what is it?
my mom keeps wasting money on nasty creamers. based or cringe?
>>22231341based if pumpkin spice or seasonally flavored. cute moms are supposed to buy cute mom stuff. cringe if it's something not seasonal or if she's using christmas creamers already.
>>22231343okay, she's based then
>Look for coffee places in new york>most people put la cabra on topI mean why not, but not exactly what I wanted to hear
>>22231343>cute moms are supposed to buy cute mom stuff.
Why are mainstream coffee people so low test and disgusting?
>>22231574Because all you have in life is a lie that you cling to in desperation.
>>22227040I remember having Jacobs brand on KLM and it was good. Keep in mind airline coffee is specially brewed to make up for the loss of taste at high altitudes, if you drink it before flying it will tasted much stronger.
>wake up>poop>make coffee>immediately need to poop againwhy is anus like this???
Pot is on the stove. What are are sniffing today?
I decided to make extra set of espresso on top of my usual coffee dosebad idea
>>22224941Do you drink the hotel coffee?
>>22231684>bad ideawhy
>>22231701made me feel shit for few hours
>>22231707
>>22231697I like to abuse myself sometimes to see if I'm actually living.
>>22231697i like to remind myself what normie coffee tastes like so i can better appreciate the stuff i make at homealso it's free
i wiped up a droplet of coffee and it turned into a coffee bean
>>22231697for me it's psych ward teano pic related because they took our phones
>>22231583>Keep in mind airline coffee is specially brewed to make up for the loss of taste at high altitudes,there's no way that's true.
>>22231881its truewell your senses are dulled by about 30% in the plane so its known that food is made to account for this loss, most airlines dont change the coffee from normal so its just normal pre-ground or instant that is 30% worsesome airlines will get "better" coffee to try and negate this affect and give the impression that they have better coffee the other airlines.
>>22231881>>22231894... so when should anons implement altitude adjustment brewing protocols
>>22231946as soon as possible
coffee fueled escapades at 5300 feet
>>22231878>Don’t drink the water. They put something in it to make you forget.
>>22224941When buying pre-ground coffee in a supermarket be sure to look for really the cheapest one. If you mistakenly buy something medium-priced then there is a serious risk that the coffee will turn out to be spoiled by addition of some Arabica.
i thought it would be a good idea to eat my used grounds
>>22232607don't overdo with fiber. A teaspoon a day is plenty.
>>22232612don't worry, i have chronic explosive diarrhea
>>22232615they sell plugs for that
>>22232620i'm not a deadlifter
>>22232604>is cheap>is good>comes in can you have to open with a tool>makes a satisfying vacuum sound when seal is punctured>always strong>contains mysterious homeopathic rootsyeah I'm thinkin it's 'fe d'mon'
>>22231315fellow makes a good one
c o z y
your shit's burning, chief
Discard bloom water yay or nay
>>22231282Okay I just tried it and it is actually better than what I was doing before, but I also went down 10 clicks on the grinder so it could be thatToo
>>22233080nay
>>22233104>changing 2 variables at onceretard
>>22233119ackchually the oppositechads thrive in chaos and complexityredditors change one variable at a time
coffee time :)
>>22233208Already had my one cup for the day 4 hours ago
>>22233130yeah this
studying this while i have my morning coffeehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_sex
>>22233228Did you Piss Out My Ass?
>>22233254Yes
back to back to back moka brews today
>>22233411how many football fields of coffee is that?
>>22233416zeroit was tea
I think I should drink less coffeeit prob doesnt help sleep quality any
Careful, OP.There's a janitor here who really doesn't appreciate any food images from Twin Peaks. I've seen two other threads deleted. And this was without cause.
>>22233496one of those threads seemed pretty disingenuous and low effort. for all i know you're some schizo who's mad he didnt get to make to OP. post about coffee or go back to your hole.
>>22233513Coffee is gay and 'low effort, disingenuous' is objective anyway. You need to use your shift key, incel.
Time for this thread to die out. coffee coffee coffee
lmao you're mentally ill
>>22227040Its grim. Makes you miss Starbucks.
cream and sugar
tea
Decaffeinated f9r me
Oh no I'm out of instant coffee crystals
>>22233080its not something you should do everytime, its something to experiment with if you dont like the cups youve been makingim sippin on the mechanically washed coffee from the fermentation project and im surprised at how vibrant it is, very tasty cup (:i sort of figured that without the fruit in the process, it would be boring, but no (:
>>22233635brew some coffee and leave it out to dry
bad news, the coffee grounds i ate still haven't come out yet
good news, the coffee grounds i ate have come out
strawberry coffee
coffee order arrives today :)
>>22231212>airplane coffee>It’s descent.jej
>>22226010I had a latte for breakfast every day before school when I was 6
oh hahai get it
You better give me my (you)
>>22234045this nigga drinkin milk
late night coffee and osrs ;DD
>>22226778probably ai slop
that image is probably older than you are
Was making some coffee and the bottle of vanilla extract caught my eye. So I did a shot and everything smells like vanilla now, it has an interesting effect on the taste of the coffee which is quite nice.
>>22234246a whole shot of vanilla extract? are you pretending to be an alcoholic?
>>22234250I saw the bottle and remembered a friend stealing a bottle of it and downing it back in 7th or 8th grade and I got curious what a shot of vanilla extract would be like.
first real cup of coffee in a week
>>22234255not him but i dont believe youwho cares though, im glad you had fun (:
>>22224972>wanting strong black things as a childlol fag
NIGGERS
they pick my coffee
i don't think i've got enough beans left for a whole cup
>>22234584your d27?
>>22234604I'm using it as a funnel for dumping pan grease
>>22234616why would you need a funnel for the sink?
>>22234627Sink is where the coffee grounds go. Grease goes in the trash.
>>22234631do you cool it down using a frozen ball so it doesnt melt the bag or do you buy thermally resistant bin bags?
>>22234639No I funnel it into a can then toss it in the trash once a week before running it to the curb.
>>22234640fair
i just wanted to let you know that that other guy is not me
same
glad we could get that cleared up
>>22234631I once got an epic clog in the main line of my canalization from coffee grounds. Dirty water was was flooding the washing machine even.
fuck itmoka chai affogato mocha (because i used chocolate gelato [ice cream])
>>22234876there better be coffee in that
>>22234876none of the words you said accurately describe any of the things you're actually making
>>22234341What reason would I have to lie about such a thing?
>>22234958idk manyou tell me
>>22234958don't listen to it, it's sick in the head.
my K6 is finally feeling the strain of getting drilled on every day for almost a yearhonestly not bad, after regretting the purchase of a manual grinder i've gotten decent use of it like this and now i have an excuse to get an electric oneare chinese ones any good yet or is it still in the 200$ range to get a decent one?
guys i just invented a new thing. dry mocca. coffee beans, cacao nibs, sugar, into a bowl
>>22235256People seem to like the ~$100 electric femobook.
Just to give an update, just took a massive and uncharacteristic (time of day sort of thing) shat. Safe bet it was the vanilla extract,
>>22235258where's the tea?
New thread please.
making coffee
Since you asked so politely.>>22235470>>22235470>>22235470
