>buy a loaf of stale bread from the discount aisle>use the bread to attract the geese at the park>snap their necks and throw them in a sack to process laterIf you only account for the cost of the bread it's like 1 loaf for 8-10 geese. Sometimes you can get ducks.
Wild geese are disgusting and have parasites
>>22225423wild geese are cute and shouldnt be murdered
>>22225423federal felony as they are a protected species.
>>22225423You would need to bleed them quickly after killing or the meat will be shit. Nice larp anon
>>22225429not even if it's self defence?
>>22225423the ducks at the park are free
They are eating the geeseThey are eating the cat of the people of the United states
>>22225423If you actually did this with the Canada Geese in your picture it would cost you considerably more than just a loaf of bread, there would be a hospital bill as well. Easy to get them close enough to throttle one but the second you laid hands on it the rest would attack. Those fuckers have no predators other than humans, everything knows to stay away from them unless they happen on a lone one away from a flock. I've seen a wolf attempt to take a goose and the geese won, doubt that wolf every tried it again.
>>22225910Just kick them in the head you dumb faggot leaf
>it is called the Canada Goose that means they stay in Canada, no way they could get across the boarder
>>22225423Everything but hunting your pedo jews in the government.
>>22225926The evidence suggests Jews are being used as a scapegoat.
>>22225427Well duh you have to cook them first
>>22225423Go back to Guandong Chang.
every day
>>22225919see>>22225593
>>22225423You do you, those geese will kill you before you can get two
>>22225423You're joking, but many large birds are protected by law. Except here in Florida where we have Muscovy ducks which are invasive and I can kill every single one that toddles onto my property.
>>22225593But they're undocumented and Canadian, why is President Trump not acting on this? ICE needs to kill these fuckers like they're a snarky Minnesota Liberal.
>>22225910That's not really the case, especially if you bring your wakizashi to use for quick decapitation strikes.
>>22226346I'm sure using a sword to kill geese in a park would not raise the suspicious of authorities
>>22226346>>22226355this is why i wish we had save states
>>22226241Don't >see me faggot. Nothing is illegal if you are in mortal danger.
>>22226384depends on the state
does canada goose even taste good? all they do is shit all day
>>22226255*yesBut you may get cited for animal abuse apparently.
>>22226346*blocks goose's path*
>>22226410If they tasted good do you think there would be flocks of them just being a nuisance all over the place? You'd never see them if they were any good.
>>22226537By that logic, why do I see 14 year old girls everywhere?
>>22226241you're allowed to defend yourself if one attacks you, you're just not allowed to instigate.
>>22225423With certain kinds of potato chips, if you microwave them for a few moments, just enough to get the oil start to emerge, they taste like French fries.This works with Sterzing's potato chips (Iowa) and also Kitchen Cooked, but not sure about other brands.
>>22226537I have eaten one. Wasn't great. It was a grilled bone in breast. Tough and gamey.metallic . I suspect it wasn't cooked right.
>>22225423ok swaziland illegals. did you also eat the cats?>>22226256i agree but i don't want the illegals to have them.
>>22226701stop being a pedo stalker >>>/jp/idols
>>22227057Hmm I will have to try this. There’s definitely some room temp shelf stable foods where being warmed up a tiny bit brings out the flavors better (like jelly beans and some cookies)
>>22227137Goose is a lot like duck, except maybe a bit fattier. I've only ever had it roasted, so I suspect grilling isn't the best solution.
>>22225427Like your mom
You know you can dumpster dive for free bread? Fool.
>>22227820>eating food out of the fucking dumpster rather than eating freshly slaughtered geesewhat the hell is wrong with you?
>>22227858it's for the geese, brainlet
>>22225935>The evidence suggests Jews are being used as a scapegoat.GooseJews?!?
>>22225423Two middle-eastern teens in Massachusetts did this a few years ago
>>22228172They didnt know the turkeys were back.
>>22225427So are asses but I still eat themheyooo
>>22225423Thanks to its combination of a serrated blade edge on its beak and teeth on its tongue, a goose can literally lick the flesh off your bones. Relative to their size, no other animal is worse to engage in hand to hand combat.
>>22225670ha I made this meme
