What do you eat for your last meal?
>>22229140they discontinued it in my state because some loser ordered a bunch of shit and then didnt eat a bite of it>He asked for two chicken fried steaks, a triple-meat bacon cheeseburger, fried okra, a pound of barbecue, three fajitas, a meat lover's pizza, a pint of ice cream and a slab of peanut butter fudge with crushed peanuts.
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>>22229140But will I know it's going to be my last meal? Maybe I'm walking down the street and a refrigerator falls out someone's window, flattening me. It that happened now, my last meal would be mug bread with hemp hearts.
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>>22229161Some food could fly out of the refrigerator into your mouth before it crushes you
>>22229161>he left the pecan pie, telling a guard he was 'saving it for later.'does he know?
>>22229151>didnt eat a bite of itDon't know why that would bother the prison people. That's just free lunch for a few guards.
>>22229174some senator got mad about it. in hindsight it was probably just an excuse for the prisons to cut the last meal budget and the senator probably got a nice paycheck for it.
>>22229140Chicken fried steak with white gravy, gas station nachos with nacho sliced pickled jalapenos, tex-mex queso and salsa with fresh tortilla chips, 3 yeast rolls with butter all over the top. Basically things that you would never gorge on because you'd probably die from them all at the same time.
>>22229178And two large cups of dr pepper from a soda fountain if possible, with ice in a 3rd cup.
>>22229178this
pusy with a side of butthole
>>22229151Yeah, it was this meal. He ruined it for all of the rest of the evil bastards.
>>22229168He shot himself in the head before being captured and became retarded.
>>22229151The vast majority of cost associated with the death penalty is appeals and housing, the last meal only exists to make the people killing the inmate feel better about killing him because they fed him well before execution. It serves the same purpose as the death penalty to begin with, which is to make people feel better and have a better sense of justice. Discontinuing the last meal because it left an avenue for an inmate to look like a dick and more deserving of death is kind of missing the point, isn't it?My last meal would be just whatever I'm craving at the time. Right now that would be red beans and rice.
>>22229201That's fucked up. On one hand, fuck undeniably violent criminals on death-row; housing them and feeding them shit like this is an absolute waste of tax payer money. They deserve 10 x .80 cents of tax payer money to the chest. On the other hand, this is kinda like the last reach-around for someone who may have been innocent all along, but no amount of evidence would convince anyone.
>>22229168he was trying to set up "unfinished business" so his ghost would haunt the prison and he'd get his revenge in the afterlife.
My grandma's lasagna. If they can't cook it, they can't kill me. Checkmate, authoritarians.
>>22229187Strike that. Reverse it.
>>22229224Love the idea of two guards trying over and over again to get the recipe right and getting increasingly frustrated as they keep fucking it up.
>>22229229Eventually they figure out the missing ingredient is love. They then proceed to help anon escape
>>22229232Wholesome.
>>22229228no! no!!!
>>22229206>My last meal would be just whatever I'm craving at the timewada would say this
>>22229140the executioner.
>>22229209>tax payer moneyit clearly says "federal reserve note", not "american public note".
>>22229228This. Pussy is nice but you can't compare it to clean, slightly sweaty ass.
>>22229267I'm glad I did right by her and I hope her death penalty conviction appeal is ruled in her favor.
A single olive.
A can of ultra fiesta mango monster and some lamb shanks over a bed of garlic mashed potatoes.
>>22229201Seemed like a simple enough fix.>Sorry, you can't have all of that. >Meal, not banquet
>>22229187SOME PUSSY AND SOME CUNT AND SOME BUTTHOLE
>>22229140A plain bagel with a large slice of rutabaga.
>>22229140A gun with a single bullet so I fucking kill myself instead of this ZOGGED prison system.
>>22229140Long porkmaybe a creme brulee for dessert
>>22229201I would eat all of it and a laxative then leave a mess for the guards as i enter the abyss as one final fuck you
>>22229140cup of dark energy
>>22229161Well, they could always botch the execution. He wouldn't walk free, but it would be fucking funny if he demanded his pecan pie and they got rid of it.
Fried chicken with biscuits, cornbread and potato salad.Dr. Pepper.Peanutbutter pie.
>>22229161>saving desert for when you come back as a ghostBased
Timmy here
>>22229140Chinese buffet. A good one.
>>22229671they make u wear a diaper so no one has to clean anything up. I guess some other goober thought up that idea first.
a single salted cracker with a single anchovy and a single green olive on it with a glass of cold still water, Lacrimosa has to play in the background as I consume the last meal of my life
I'd be too anxious to want to eat anything.
>>22229522Ah man, that's classic>Can I stay the night tonight? And for two weeks straight!?
>>22229140Delmonico ribeye steak, mac&cheese, loaded baked potato, string beans and baby carrots. A side of peaches and berries. For the drink, a bottle of Chateau d'Yquem.
>>22233298I'd steal this guy's meal so he goes to his execution hungry.
>>22231601I've been eating this for the last 3 days. 1 more day left.
>>22229140Cantonese roast duck, crispy skin on pork belly, cheese stuffed bread, beef lasagne, and calamari with tartar sauce. I probably couldn’t finish this all in one sitting if I’m being honest though
>>22229140
>>22229671Doubt prisoners on death row are allowed to run out to the pharmacy for laxatives.
A mcrib and shamrock shake. Fresh
>>22229140I have been thinking about this topic bunch now because I have the big C and dr's said I will probably gone in a year and a half. I imagine my last actual meal will be whatever food they serve at a hospice facility, but I hope I get one final meal that I get to enjoy with family and friends. Home made spaghetti with Italian sausage, cheesy garlic bread, a salad that has thousand island dressing with Roquefort cheese, and as much spumoni ice cream as I can eat.
How much time elapses between the last meal and the execution?
>>22229140Some piece of steak with a workable shank bone in it
>Last mealObviously dinner, chicken salad and pita tonight
>>22229358where is the martini?
>>22229140Everlasting gobstopper
>>22234637Depends on the state but typically they eat at the normal meal time. Execution time is different by state and situation. Some like to get right to it, trying to do the execution at 12:01am. Others do mid-afternoon or evening executions when there's employees around for their regular shifts.
>>22234605do you do anything differently now that you know
LobstahCrab cakeShrimp shumaiSalmon sushiMasagoCreamy macBerry cobblerLemon Cheesecake
>>22229174>>22229201>>22229206The purpose is to be cruel. Texans get off on looking like hardasses with zero consideration for anyone except themselves.
>>22236871And then complain about low trust society and no family values
>>22229206Its like a pottage pig
>>22236871Fuck criminals and fuck you.
>>22236887> encourages anti social behavior> why is crime so high?
>>22229140Warden’s daughter’s virgin pussy
Cyanide smoothie.
If you’re supposed to get executed and then you survive, what’s the first meal you would want to eat?
Crab boil with sausage, potato’s and corn, steak and lobster, a few rolls of sushi and cuts of sashimi, a big bowl of pho, a chicken shawarma with some falafel on the side, a flight of raw oysters and some hot sauce. A couple slices of key lime pie and cheesecake for dessert and a bigass vanilla malt to wash it down, with some black coffee and a cigarette to finish
>>22237023well the first meal i ate after a minor surgery always turns out to be crap.but i guess the last one during wuhan flus was ok. a cup of milo malt drink from the nurse. and then i went to subway: EAT FLESH!!! for a spicy italian sub.
>>22237141>spicy italian subthat is my favorite subway flavor too
>>22235183I eat everything I can because I love food and the idea I wont be able to enjoy it again bums be out.
>>22229140perpetual stew
>>22229151>>22229201That's barely fucking anything, what kid of sociopath do you have to be to scrap the whole idea over it, it's not like they're executing that many people for it to be a serious cost
I think I would ask for a beef curry, I would ask it to be made with the S&B extra hot since I've never seen it on a store shelf so never got to try it, not sure they sell it normally outside japan at all but surely they could find some at some specialty import store/or maybe I would want some custard like my grandmother used to serve me and some melting moments like my other grandmother used to serve me
>>22237288>it's not like they're executing that many peopleIt's Texas. They're highly productive when it comes to executions.
>>2223734515 that year, it's nothingthe restrictions some other places put on last meals are pretty extreme already so they could have just done that instead of doing away with custom orders entierly
>>22237414What's the point of a last request if you have to navigate a bunch of rules made up by Karen in prison HR? Might as well eat what the rest of the prisoners are eating that day instead of having your requested toast end up gluten free and your dinner made up of tofurky and cobb salad.
>>22237414It was just framed as a "fiscally responsible" piece of legislation because of conservative reflexes. The real purpose, which everyone understood, comes from the belief that we need to make the prison system less comfortable
>>22229151The point is to avoid haunting though, so please bring the meals back
https://www.tmz.com/2026/10/08/pete-hegseth-public-execution-fort-hood-shooter-live-stream/Pete Hegseth giving out free meals, gonna watch this, I guess a lead salad as your final meal is a viable choice.
>>22237487it's a humiliation ritual designed to make executions more traumatic by having a meal that makes the prisoner want to cling to life more.ideally, if you're on death row, you should request something like nutraloaf or some other horrible food for a last meal so the execution provides relief
>>22238731I get what they're going for here but it seems a misstep, especially with the timing after botching that execution. Speaks to a broader issue with that administration in thinking the only people they need to appeal to are their most hardcore supporters who would never abandon them anyway.There is a way to have piggybacked off that whole botching but this ain't it, should have focused in on making yourself look good with moving away from injections as a method of execution.
>>22237023wouldn't they just try to execute you again?
This tradition is really silly in the first place. None of them deserve a good meal
>>22229140A bullet, hopefully. Fuck that lethal injection nonsense
>>22237159Enjoy them eatings anon.
>>22229151They've introduced budget caps for last meals in my state. I think it's $20 or $25, so you can go ham so long as you stay in budget. I think they have culinary vocational trustees prepare it so labor is free if you don't get fast food.
>>22240343Death had already confirmed and a man with a key ring had honored the request with whatever was left in the back of the freezer, how nice of them, how genuinely thoughtful, to negotiate a man’s final appetite down to what required the least movement from someone who still had somewhere to be tomorrow.
I'd request the strongest edibles in the area, but I guess theyre too good and sanctimonious to let a man die high.
>>22229140ONE BOURBONONE SCOTCHONE BEEEEER
>>22240285I think so.>develop built up resistance to poison by eating gradually increasing doses>commit heinous crime to receive death penalty>get last meal of choice>survive lethal injectoin due to immunity>execution rescheduled>get another last meal of choice>repeat>infinite free mealsLife (or death) hack.
pussey
I want a reuben sandwich with fries for the main course, a fuckhueg slice of pecan pie for dessert, and a nice trappist ale to wash it down with, preferably an Orval trippel, which also has the nice effect of getting me buzzed as I prepare to face oblivion.
>>22240494Fuck, apparently my beer knowledge is flawed, I thought Orval made a trippel but apparently unlike other Trappist beers they only have one strength. Fuck me.
>>22229557Sir/Ma'am; Sorry, but you'll have to submit your life to people who dropped out of junior high school to administer the state's execution order. May God have mercy on your soul.
>>22229140The executioner.
>>22229151Do you think if that dem homo senator wins he would reverse this?
>>22229161I love gallows humor. Very droll.
>>22242391>Sir/Ma'am;ITS THEM
>>22229140Chicken alfredo, brownie, chicken fried beef steak, chorizo and egg soft taco, pepperoni pizza. Strawberry ice cream. Cheese and crackers. Throw it all up before execution and engage my body's natural fighting mechanism to illness
>>22240285They let her fully recover to normal health before they’re going to even try again. So what would you request at the hospital to eat? Or maybe you’d get the opportunity to get delivery whatever lolI’d probably pick lasagna from the hospital and pizza from delivery
>>22236880On which we used to rely
A gallon of milk, a baguette, and a kilo of corn tortillas.
>>22240388>Judge sentences you to the electric chair
The all you can eat buffet.
my cellys taint
>>22242851Have to build up a resistance to electricity too I guess.
>>22242848for which it stands
>>22229140I probably wouldn't have an appetite, so I would request smelling her hair one last time.
>>22229201Should be executed twice
>>22234962You gonna become a blueberry nigga
>>22236889joggers and wetbacks
>>22237023Why not just shoot her?
>>22243476You wish
>>22243532State law doesn't allow for it. Criminals sentenced to death this century are executed through lethal injection. Those convicted last century can choose between lethal injection or the electric chair. The only way a firing squad can be used in Tennessee is if both lethal injection and electrocution are ruled unconstitutional. Why is state law that way? Probably because lethal injection is, in theory, the least gruesome. The condemned gets an IV, falls unconscious, and quietly dies. With electrocution, you end up with a smoking corpse. Firing squad is bloody, even if less than you'd expect.
A 24 ounce porterhouse steak with Croix Valley balsamic & warm spice blend, salt, pepper. 2 bread rolls, roasted asparagus (quarter pound), and a large, ice cold Coke.For dessert you say? A slice of Walnut valley salted caramel cheesecake. And a large malt milkshake.Finally, a bottle or at least a shot of Johnnie Walker Blue Label scotch if they allow it and a single, lit, un-smoked Lucky Strike cigarette. If they don't allow me a single cigarette before killing me it's not a Plane of Existence I'd like to be in anyway.
It's finally hit me that food is just food. If you have a dish that's some retardedly fancy slop it won't matter you eat. You shit. You die.
>>22243756Then why are you on a board for food enthusiasts? Just kill yourself
>>22243765>its finally hit >as in just now
>>22243534dont worry frogposters are a close 3rd
>>22243756>>22243818>faggot discovers nihilism
>>22229201That's a fairly small dinner for an average male, I would say
>>22243900You’re just mad that frog posters are cute
