>*Is objectively the worst candy in your path*
>>22232666>nice sequential numbers. Theres a new holiday pizza out that has you sprinkle the candy corn on top of a pepperoni pizza. people pay for this....
>>22232671I wonder what the average weight and IQ is of the kind of person who would order that.
>>22232666I don't understand this reddit meme. Clearly there's a market for it, they sell it every year and haven't gone bankrupt after all this time. Personally I think it's fine. I don't eat a whole lot of candy in general, but I'll usually have a handful or two of candy corn throughout the Halloween season.
110/110
>>22232689I think it's more one of those things that gets bought because people just always done so and its specifically tied to Halloween.I think as more old people die off it will fade away.
>>22232689>I don't understand this reddit memethe "reddit meme" is all the people pretending they dont like them because it's trendy to do so.>>22232666they're neat because they layer the colors individually by hand but you should buy an ad you stupid brachs fuckass fag.
>>22232721Why dont you go back to sucking candy corn out of your boyfriends ass you finook.
banana flavored runts are the worst candy I've ever had. I also hate most lemon candy.
>>22232735maybe i will. maybe I'll throw a couple succulent lil pumpks in there too.
>>22232666I actually really like candy corn provided you get a proper brand like Brach's and not chinese dollar store shit.I can't eat a lot all at once but a few candy cawns a day is just lovely throughout October. i love that heavy waxy texture and the burst of sweetness
>>22232754Do you toss the whole piece in or nibble? I like to bite off each color (even though it all tastes the same)
>>22232768I normally toss a couple in and chomp them. I don't bother with portioning or nibbling although I distinctly remember doing that as a kid
>>22232721people were psyopped into hating it.>>22232739suit yourself, more for me.
>>22232753Succulent means filled with water.
>>22232666I'd say it's a three-way tie between candy corn, Jordan almonds, and these fucking mint nonpariels. I absolutely loathe all three with a burning passion.
>>22232798i bet you'd tell shakespeare to stop having fun with language too, you stupid pseud.
>>22232666I still have a big bag from last year.I love the harvest mix.
how does /ck/ fee about Satellite Waƒers and thin carefully before you answer
>21 replies to a worst candy thread>not one mention of tootsie rolls
>>22233054you watch your filthy mouth tootsie rolls are the bees tits
>>22232678How much do children tend to weigh?
>>22233059Tits don’t have beesThe frooties are better by a long shot
>>22232666>>22232753These two are ass as candy but Halloween wouldn't be the same without these as set dressing.
>>22232866/thread
>>22232739Now this is some shit taste. The artificial banana flavor is based on a better tasting banana variety than what's commonly sold these days.
>>22232666I have never tried this candy before,how does it taste?
>>22233115Hershey's chocolate has that undercurrent of vomit owing to its butyric acid. These candies are waxy-textured and have that same undercurrent with the dominating "flavor" being sugar.
>>22232666>>22232866I like both of these.
>>22233094Tootsie rolls, smarties, and dots. You don’t need shitty candy corn.
>>22233115
>>22233115kinda waxy in a nice way, like honeycomb. flavor is sugary with a rich undertone, less nutty than brown sugar, more maple-y than corn syrup, but not as extreme as maple syrup
>>22232739going to steal this take to infuriate others in the future
>>22233162candy corn tastes better than smarties
>>22233375Wrong.
>>22233387nuh uh you are
Let's hear an expert's opinion about this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmtg4AQ5IE0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u0woCcQH9U
>>22233483>candy innovationlol
>>22232666They have to be fresh.
>>22232869never seen this in my life
>>22233492I never tried Nerds Clusters but have to give a bit of credit to whoever came up with it for making it happen.
>>22233534they old Belgian treats which you won't find at supermarkets at 7's-11 but they end up in weird import shops and any dedicated candy store. they're addicting and not very sweet
>>22232666little kids don't like them, but adults find them charming in small amounts. reflect on that, op
There was a big candy factory in the city I grew up in. It was only a few blocks away from one of the huge main street commercial districts.There were big valves on the back of the building and tanker trucks used to park at night and connect huge hoses to the valves and pump in something. The whole block the building was on used to stink of mint and chocolate. Anyways when I was a teenager my friends and I would drink and smoke weed in the semi industrial city block dead zone around the factory and if someone we didn't really know was hanging out with us and they were fucked up we'd convince them the tanker trucks were pumping liquid chocolate into the building and we'd get them to lick the valves on the building to taste the fresh chocolate. The trucks weren't pumping chocolate btw.
>>22233883like capers, and oysters, and nilla wafers, and prunes
>>22233903>mfw
>>22233908all of those are fine things once you reach the neurological sophistry of a respectable adult
>>22233911I'm serious. It was a Junior Mint factory and its still in operation. The cops came once right as a kid was licking a valve and the headlights lit him up while he was crouched over the valve like a vampire. We all laughed and scattered and he got arrested for trespassing.
>>22232666>666Of course satan hates candy corn, only good people enjoy God's chosen snack
>>22233908Congratulations, you have a mature palate
>>22232866These arent bad at all
>>22233946I believe you anon I just thought it was very reminiscent of the movie (the original of course not that god awful fuckƒest remake)
strawberry bon bons taste like how an old mans breath smells
>>22232666>satan>shit opinionChecks out.
>>22232666For me it's the pumpkins.
>>22233944>>22233952Noice. I even like unripe olives now!
>>22233535They're legit but absolutely do not overeat them with acidity foods like pizza, that or any gummies, worst heartburn youll ever experience
>>22233944sophistry? you got that right
>>22233903what were they pumping?
>>22234650Their throbbing gyrating pelvises one for cock, one for cunt, all ass.
>>22233375This is the gayest and most retarded post I've ever read. And I've been here since Puddi
>>22233946Speaking of vampires, the best use of candy corn is to push them on your teeth to look like fangs. No point in actually eating them.
I am okay with candy corn and think it tastes perfectly fine
>>22234711That's because you are gay and a faggot
i bought the autumn mix >>22232772 because of this brachs ad shill thread and I'm kind of mad about italso wtf theyre made in mexico now? if you had asked me to name a candy that is definitely made in some shitty brick building in chicago or boston i would have said candy corn 100%.
It looks nice but it's a pain to eat and just tastes like extra sweet mints.
>>22235046pinnacle grandma candy
>>22235046There's plenty of ribbon candy that isn't minty.
>>22233054I always imagined this is what Victory Chocolate was in 1984
>>22233162You don't need tootsie rolls, smarties, or dots either, fatass. None of those are as good as set dressing as candy corn and you can just buy those along with candy corn.
>>22235050So it looks like popcorn?
>>22235081
>>22235050One guy in my city went all in on freeze dried candy. I tastes alright but I'm not paying 20$ for a small bag of modified candy.
>>22235085That's how I feel about it. It's not the worst but I'm not crazy about the texture and it's sure not worth the shit that people charge for it.
>>22235085how do you know what kinds of candy random people in your city are going all in on
>>22232666you think so?
>>22235161Only 500k live in my city so anything out of the ordinary gets gossiped about. The husband runs a table at one farmers market and the wife runs the other one. They also set up at any event that allows vendors, though recently I've seen them alot less; and they dropped the market I go to. Trendy food can make in impact but it's not a good long-term investment in a shit economy.
>>22235046these were always included in a mix of candy my grandma would keep out at christmas. they would all fuse together but sometimes you'd get one with a really nice flavor.
>>22232666Because you haven't mixed it with an equal amount of roasted, salted peanuts.Try it.
>>22234581i concede. lmao
>>22235301maybe i will
>>22235224>500 kthat's a big city.
>>22235325For you
>>22232666>He doesn't know about musk sticksObjectively the worst type of sweet on the face of planet Earthhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musk_stick
>>22235400I wonder where they get the musk from.May as well make pizzle candy chew sticks while they’re at it
>>22232666I used to like them as a kid, I'm just not into sweets anymore. Regrettably I'll admit that I've stolen at least a dozen bags of them during my childhood. That's just candy corn btw, I stole a lot more other candy. Not because I didn't have money, but because the money my parents would give me was on a debit card that they would check periodically. I was a sugar junkie and they would stop giving me allowance if I spent it all on candy.
>>22232666I like them. But they're slop so I stopped eating them years ago. But I miss eating them. I also like smarties, another one people don't seem to like.
>>22235453it's not made from actual ænal excretions anon (although about 150-200 years ago this would have been the case). They're made with mint oils and rosewater and shit like that. It's reminiscent of wintergreen, especially them weird pink Canada mints from the New England Confection'ry Company
>>22235224Tacoma??
>>22232768I'm a nibbler. >>22233162I like dipping dots too but as a kid they could legit rip your baby teeth out kek
>>22235229Good ribbon candy came in trays that kept the pieces from sticking together but my granny would never serve anyone from a plastic tray, so the candy went in a nice decorative glass bowl where all of the candy would fuse together into a giant lump if not eaten right away.
Hated these as a kid. One or two would have been ok but each year more and more people started handing them out until close to half my haul were those peanut butter nasties. And they were impossible to trade because everyone else got too many of them too.
Y’all gonna try this or not?
>>22235998it perfectly highlights the cultural bankruptcy of bümers any many adults in general>it's super cheap (probably about $0.015 each) so they don't mind buying it>it looks like the Halloweeniest thing ever so this is perfect>no thought about the actual tradition and making it special for the kids
>>22235998When I got to be about 9 or 10 I finally tried them and liked them, not as good as a milky way but not as scary as I thought, like a bit o honey/Mary Jane
>>22236648getting the grab bag of 7 ot 8 things with 2 of these thrown in IS Halloween tradition, its what you give your mom to keep her from stealing the good candy
>>22236629Every time something like this comes out no store in my area ever stocks it, like butterfinger marshmallow
>>22237448getting a few of everything is totally wanted, I suppose if you end up with a shitton of any one thing it's kind of boring. never really had that problem myself, people around my neighborhoods offered all kinds of different crazy shit
>>22236629I mean apple and peanut butter is one of the best combos we have so maybe
>>22237444Would you like to swap?
>>22237471Yeah you can have all my butterfingers
>>22232666that is NOT black licorice though
>>22237652I'd be all over that trade.>>22237653Candy corn is shit but yes, there are things that are far worse.
>>22237663I very faintly remember this
>>22232866troon food
i opened my bag of candy corms today and they were honestly worse than i remember. the autumn mix ones have chocolate on some of them and it doesn't mesh with the primary mellocreme flavor very well.
>>22232869I feel like i've had something like this but with powder inside instead of anything that could be described as a bead, don't think I thought much of them
>>22232666Checked and hecked.
candy corn are the only good american sweets
>>22232798No it doesn't
>>22232869fuck offflying saucers are delightful
>>22232689it's a shitty low quality candy that were cheap and had an autumn look so people buy them for trick-or-treaters. Nobody likes them except the retards. Its been that way for decades.
>>22234716That explains why I also sometimes enjoy shoving up candy corn up my ass. I've been mystified for years!
>>22240033i was posting them because I like them. :[technically off-topickt from the OP but in the spirit of the thread nonetheless
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