What do you do while the food cooks?
>>22233154Cleaning, setting the table and shitposting
>>22233154browse 4chan.org
>>22233154Pleasure myself with a fish.
>>22233154Jean-Pierre Brehiere recommends drinking a glass of good wine.
>>22233173I hate wine, the one time I tried it it just tasted like sour grapes
>>22233154I usually spend my time laying down on my Japanese floor mattress.
>>22233176Replace wine with beer, then.
>>22233164exactly
>>22233154I curse at the sous-chef/imaginary gf for not cooking hard enough. It's gonna come out raw if we keep this up.
>>22233209This is really smart. Would it work of I cursed out my cat for not helping, or?
>>22233214don't yell at your cat
>>22233214Your cat deserves to be treated better than that
>>22233154I snack of various things from the fridge.>Buh-buh-but you'll ruin your appetiteThat's cute.
clean containers
>>22233234American post
>>22233221>>22233217For reference, this is my catNot sure if that changes anything
>>22233311oh, that changes a lot actually! with that in mind, you should kill yourself.
>>22233154I beat up animefags
>>22233154i bump on-topic anime threads.
>>22233154bust a nut to your pic
>>22233311Sometimes I playfully curse at my dog right before I give him something really yummy like a piece of steak
smoke cigarettes
I drink a few beers. Tidy up as I go. Set the table. Browse /ck/. Watch a bunch of different recipe videos of what I'm making on youtube. That kind of thing.
>>22233311Anime is not real.
>>22235045then why does it make you so mad?
>>22235052I'm just generally an angry person. What the fuck is it to you?
>>22235089i care about you.
Cook?
>>22233311azucatto
>>22233176You were drinking vinegar
>>22233154Cook the other thing im making with it. Or play balatro on my phone
>>22233176You missed the part where anon said "good wine." You had shitty wine.
>>22233154>>22233311>>22234944>Anime Manchild
>>22235284this bothers you?
>>22233154drugs, alcohol, cleaning whatever utensil i need, and clearing garbage off my table to make room for my food
>>22235303Animefags make this a joke
Eat.
>>22233154eat food, of course.
>>22235284>>22235321>>22233399Not your website.
>>22233154Eat tiny bits of the food
>>22235316>cleaning whatever utensil i need, and clearing garbage off my table to make room for my foodreal
Sometimes I sit and think and sometimes I shitpost.
>>22234996>Sometimes I playfully curse at my dogNothing beats that smile they give you when you say "I see you, you stupid motherfucker" while you're cooking and you slide them some cheese/meat.
Pace back and forth and stare at the food
>>22235376Not yours
>>22235654i look like this and do this
>>22235659Not your website.
>>22233154Forget it's cooking while I sit in my bedroom and ruin the potI usually would never take that risk with oil in the pot but recently had a bit of a fire because of certain extenuating circumstances keeping me stuck in my bedroom when I thought there was no way I would forget given how starving I was
>>22235284Buddy this is an anime website
Smoke a WeedTend the Garden
>>22235920I can see that you're mentally ill.
>>22233154I watch TV with me mum.She's mid-60s and the only real shared interests we have are watching quiz shoes.
>>22235986>shoes.*shows
>>22233311If your cat spends too much time in the kitchen it will start to take on your mannerisms, please be careful.
>>22235990She doesn't go in the kitchen much. She spends much more time watching anime.
>>22236006My cats will loiter around the kitchen when they hear the sounds of me cooking in the hopes that I give them some scraps. I usually treat them to a bit of raw meat if I'm prepping it so I can't say they're wrong to do so.
>>22236011The meowing cat gets the scraps, as they say
>>22233176That's because you had the palate of a child you fucking bastard.
>>22233176the grapes were perfectly fine, you just couldn’t reach them.
>>22236020Bet you though this was real clever. And I'll admit, it wasn't half bad.
>>22233154Eat other food. Chips and dip or veggies and hummus or something. A nice appetizer. Bread and butter maybe. Sometimes I’ll throw some chicken in the air fryer to have some buffa fingies while I’m cooking. And a beer or two oc.t. fatass
>>22235124y-you cooked the rice right anon-kun
>>22237350Isn't sushi raw...?
>>22233154Hide in my room to minimize unwanted encounters with the extroverts who think everyone else exists for their entertainment. If something needs to be continuously hands on, I wait until everyone is asleep so I can cook in peace and not be expected to explain what I'm making or have to get distracts by someone's endless ramblings about who is dating who and who said what about who.
>>22233154>What do you do while the food cooks?Beat up my wife for not having dinner ready by the time I come home.
>>22233154This is the kind of insane question and subsequent discussion that seemingly can only take place on this site. Thanks guys lmfao
>>22237464Do you live in the office kitchenette? What the fuck lmao
If it's something I can just shove in the oven and walk away i'll go watch tv, some meals require cooking different elements at the same time (heating something in a pan while some meat grills and while some other thing is also frying) so it necessitates keeping an eye on all of the proverbial spinning plates.
>>22237576That American must be very fat.
>>22237579I only cook in the office when I want to make fish.
>>22233154That's why you get free bread in restaurants in the USHere, eat this while we cook other people's food and cook your food
>>22237758>USA.webmIncorrect, carefully watch the floor and you'll catch a glimpse of one of those weird euro outlets.
>>22233154
>>22237758is this the pizza outlet?
>>22237819this cant be europe. if i know anything from the euro frozen pizza threads its that they have one brand and it's dr. oetker. there is no way europe is getting the pinnacle of pizza craftsmanship that is home run inn.
>>22234987sir that's a cartoon drawing of an 8 year old eating a hamburger
>>22237758>That American must be very happyyes indeed, clever girl
clean, download a garbage movie to watch while eating which I turn off after 3 minutes because that's how long it takes to shove the food down my throat, pour a drink
>>22233154I just start dabbing over and over like the pepe gifs until I have to flip or stir or whatever. I stir, then go back to dabbing.
eat olives
>>22233239I'm A Chinese, Cocksucker
>>22233154nip
>>22239620>an 8 year oldDo not slander my granny like that, you idiot
>>22233196Sheesh, we got some dank-ass chadwicks all up on this board.
"tenderize" my "meat" :>
>>22233154watch tv
>>22239819chinks belong to the People's Republic of Americaand I don't care what you suck
While the food cooks, I bike to the supermarket (1 minute and 15 seconds) to buy that which I have forgotten. Sorry to all the chuds out there who don't live in such walkable city. But it's not my problem. Don't get mad at what you cannot change. Sometimes I buy peanut M&Ms (knockoffs). Or other snacks. Then I eat the snack to surpress my hunger. Boom. Just saved my money. Again. The meal goes into the fridge for tomorrow. Peanut M&Ms or a bag of chips. Again, I'm sorry if this offends you, but please keep your anger to yourself, or lower your tone.
>>22242185you don't have to come here with this kind of energy
>>22242185all I got out of that is that you're too stupid to buy everything you need in one trip
I stand in the kitchen and wait. Even when I'm working on a project that takes several hours like a stew, i just stand there. I find it very hard to leave the kitchen when I know I have something working. I almost always am listening to a podcast or music, but I stay there
>>22242450I forgot to add to this that I am almost anyways drinking when I take on big cooking projects. It is not hard for me to take down a 6 pack of 9 percent beers while I'm just looking at the stove
>>22233154Sometimes I fall asleep while the pan is on low heat and its all burned so I throw it away. Once or twice I burnt a tortilla and my mother always makes fun of me for it.
>>22233311you should rape her anon
>>22237819it's woodman's, a notoriously gigantic grocery store. i recognize the carts
>>22233311oh hey Komeiji
Cocaine, usually. Occasionally meth.
i take a zyn and stare at my phone and doomscroll on the couch or play the nyt midi crosswords while I wait for the water to boil
I eat some of the food. I refer to this as attrition and account for it when cooking. If I want to make eight hotdogs I prepare for ten etc.
